Nereida Gallardo Is Classy

Yesterday the always classy Sun ran a story packed with topless photos of Ronaldo's flavor of the week, Nereida Gallardo. This is really of no ...

Anderson Catches the Eye Early

Comparison with Cesc Fàbregas seems almost inevitable due to their tender age, with The Guardian reflecting on Anderson's bright start to his United career.

Today's Quick Bits of Manchester United Stuff

*His half-time substitution hasn't dampened Anderson's spirit... *Yet another United for sale story gets yet another denial... * Has the replacement for a retired Sir Alex just ...

I Realize That Ferguson Bought Nani and Anderson to Compliment Ronaldo, But I'm Pretty Sure He Meant it to Happen on the Field

Well, well, well -- it certainly appears that Ronaldo, Anderson and Nani have something in common other that the ability to speak Portuguese. I'm a person ...

At Least Cristiano Ronaldo Enjoyed His Suspension

If you've been wondering how Cristiano Ronaldo entertained himself while serving his three match suspension for that half-hearted head-butt against Portsmouth then wonder no longer. ...

Rock Me Amadeus Nostradamus

Come one, come all... Try and out predict the amazing Portuguese Football predictor guy! Stand in awe as he predicts Anderson's game is more ...

Today's Quick Bits of Manchester United Stuff

*Anderson reveals one of the reasons behind his United switch... *Fergie's full of praise for his opposite number tomorrow... *The loss of Rooney leads to a dip ...

An Analysis of the Night's Events in Doncaster

"Anderson's Attempt to Unsettle Opposing Players With His Scary Eyes Was Probably Doomed to Failure"...

Or how about: "Anderson quickly regretted the extra shot in his pre-match espresso..."

A Bicycle-Kick Own Goal is Possible

When you think you’ve seen enough oddities in the football world, Brazilian football shows up to remind up that everything is possible. Even a bicycle-kick ...

Today's Quick Bits of Manchester United News

*Sir Alex simply can't wait to unleash his players on the rest of the Premier League... *Gary Neville is confident that this year's Manchester United is ...

Today's Glimpse: Nani and Anderson Get Used to Sitting Down at Old Trafford

Just a Few Bits 'n' Bobs Today

I don't have too much time to post today, plus news is on the thin side. Here are a few bits 'n' pieces... *Historic flop Juan ...

Today's Quick Bits of United News

*Despite costing a fair bit, Anderson and Nani can look forward to sitting down for a while... *Sir Alex has a spring in his step when ...

Today's Quick Bits of United News

*Owen Hargreaves puts his frustrations behind him... *United didn't need David Beckham in Asia... *Peterborough about to get a pleasant surprise? *The club's charity partners have been announced... *Ticket ...

Today's Quick Bits of United News

*Fergie digs in over Liverpool's Heinze desire, questions the legality of their approach... *While the scousers threaten to use the legal system to capture their target... *Nani ...

Portuguese Soccer Pitches Infested with Poison Ivy and Killer Bees With Herpes

Well, why the hell else would every player be leaving? This time it's (insert hyperbolic superlative here) goalkeeper Ricardo, who has passed his physical ...

Today's Quick Bits of United News

*A look back at Ryan Giggs and Wales... *If Tevez arrives, where will he actually play? *Meet the man behind the Manchester Utd brand... *United's spending leaves the ...

The Portuguese Liga is a Slutty Ho

No, really: the Liga is taking it for the right price from just about anyone at this point. I'm not saying it's one of ...

Breaking News! United Sign Owen Hargreaves!

After a protracted chase that would make a tortoise blush, United finally secured the signature of Owen Hargreaves over the weekend. After months and months of ...

Anderson a Threat to English Unemployment? Apparently Not.

Why was this whole debacle even an issue? I understand the potential for protecting English jobs by keeping a bottleneck on immigration through issuing ...

No Surprise! Anderson's Move is On...

Good news indeed -- he looked an absolute warrior during the second half of Brazil's turgid showing against Mexico at Copa America.

Today's Small Bits of United News

*Parma up the ante in their pursuit to bring Guiseppe Rossi back to world of Calcio... *On the eve of his appearance at Copa America, Anderson ...

Miccoli and the 3rd Person

Confirming the inevitable, new Juventus boss Claudio Ranieri has said that striker Fabrizio Miccoli will be coming back to the club after a second loan ...

Today's Manchester United Small Bites

*Ben Fosters hopes of dislodging Van der Sar as first choice keeper take a serious hit... *Will Anderson's switch to England come unstuck due to the ...

Nani, Nani. Nani, Nani. Hey Hey Hey, Good Buy?

Manchester United swoop for Nani (see him to the left doing his best Cristiano Ronaldo impression) and Anderson. Cristiano Ronaldo sits out of Portugal's ...

Anderson and Nani Musings

*Cristiano Ronaldo predicts a bright future [The Sun] *Sporting were powerless to stop United [MEN] *Brazil boss full of praise for Anderson [SportingLife] *Sir Alex's greatest ever bit ...

Sporting Starting a New Means of Non-Negotiation?

I'm really not 100% sure of the intricacies and history of the international football transfer market but I found what took place between Sporting and ...

Portuguese Sam's Club

Manchester United went to Portugal and bought in bulk yesterday. However, instead of useless packs of 64 ounce steaks, they ended up with two ...

Manchester United Land the New Ronaldinho, the New Cristiano Ronaldo

I have a friend who went to Portugal a few years ago and all he came back with was a nasty venereal disease. Use ...