Fabio, are you effing kidding me?!

No Ashley Young? No effing Ashley Young in your competitive England squad?! Am I watching a different sport to you or what? The guy is ...

Liveblog: Chelsea/Spurs

Here we are, Live, right now forChelsea Vs Spurs match. If your unable to get to a TV, don't have Sky, or just plain want ...

Match Recap: Throwing down the gauntlet

So much for settling in. Uncle Phil set Stamford Bridge ablaze on his debut, guiding Chelsea to a superlative 4-0 win over Portsmouth in the Premiership ...

Gallery: Chelsea 4, Portsmouth 0

Seriously Fabio, no Ashley Young?!

Fabio Capello yesterday named his England squad for the friendly against the Czech Republic, but the HUGE surprise for me is the omission of Ashley ...

Rumours, rumours… you gotta love these rumours

Joe Cole, Jaroslav Plašil and Carlos Cuéllar are coming to Villa Park and Barry's staying. Allegedly. Today's papers come with some pretty wild rumours about The ...

Video: What Joe Knows

Joey Boy drops some knowledge in this Nike exclusive. Enjoy.

Video: Player of the Year Awards 08

Video from the Chelsea awards ceremony. Congrats to Joey on Player of the Year & Ricky for picking up the player's Player of the Year ...

Day 4 of the Readers CL XI - Wingers

All wekk we've been giving you the chance to vote in your CL team of the season. On paper this might be the most one ...

10 Things We Learned in the Premier League

1. Nani isn't much of an actor No doubt that Lucas Neill provoked him. But the poor man's Cristiano Ronaldo was stupid to headbutt the Aussie, ...

Joey's WAG loves balls

Scrumptiuous WAG Carly Zucker, fiancee of my man Joey Cole, has thrown her celebrity behind chocolate mogul Mars in its "Get Britain Playing" young footballers ...

Chelsea's Hurdle Tonight ...

... is to go away to Anfield, relax and be themselves. Liverpool looked relaxed yet intense at their Mellwood training ground yesterday. They will need every ...

Tottenham 4-4 Chelsea, Lazio 3-2 Roma, Goals Galore

Two action-packed goal-filled games in two European capitals yesterday. In London, Spurs and Chelsea split eight goals down the middle at White Hart Lane. Chelsea ...

Derby: Your Team's Favorite Team

Indeed. If you're keen on erasing a poor result, dismissing crisis talk or just scoring a few dozen goals to boost your self-esteem, then ...

Chelsea Take a Diiiiiive

What Your Goal Celebration Says About You

You can tell a lot about a man by the way he celebrates his goals. I think so anyway. And watching Chelsea's four goalscorers celebrate ...

Another Rant about England

When England is barely capable of beating Austria in a friendly, at a time when the team should be at the peak of its form, ...

Joe Cole, John Terry and Frank Lampard have their Man Parts Cursed

In the run up to England's Euro 2008 match in Russia on Wednesday there was a lot of talk about the danger England's players faced ...

Valencia 1-2 Chelsea AGAIN in the Mestalla

Never in a million years did I expect to write such a surprising scoreline as written in the the subject header line. I have always ...

Latest Transfer Deadline Chaos

Here are just a few bits of lies and speculation hot off the press, courtesy of our friends at bbc.com: Gutti: The Real Madrid midfielder was ...

My EPL Predictions

Champions: Chelsea Though it pains me to say it, Mickey Mouse FC made all the right moves during the offseason. First, they boosted their backline ...

Brondby 0-2 Chelsea RESULT

To update proceedings from below, Chelsea were a far better team in the second half against Brondby and they were truly inspired by the second-half ...

Buddha and the penalty box (vid)

Rafa was just classic yesterday during the penalties, sitting Indian style, calmly looking on. My favorite part is when he checks his watch. ...

Typical Liverpool match

I've drank enough to kill a baby elephant so I'll keep this short and sweet. We were the better team today and deserved to ...

And the envelope reads...

Reina, Finnan, Riise, Carragher, Agger, Mascherano, Gerrard, Pennant, Zenden, Crouch, Kuyt. Subs - Padelli, Arbeloa, Hyypia, Fowler, Gonzalez, Alonso, Bellamy. Zenden on the left is a ...

We WILL Score at Anfield!!

Finally Chelsea scored a goal in Europe against the 'Scum' of Liverpool. Five matches and finally a goal. What makes Joey's first half goal ...

Chelsea 1, Liverpool 0

I'm not sure what to say about this match. I'm not wholly unhappy with the result. We're more than capable of winning the ...

Chelsea 1, Liverpool 0: First half thoughts

Like I said, Joe Cole worries me. Riise is playing like shit. If our offense is going to go through Zenden, we're fucked. Gerrard may have started on ...

Nothing to do with LFC, but funny

Here's a karaoke version of Yesterday by the Beatles for West Ham United. For Lucas Neill: If Tevez would like to play for a club that's bilingual... ...

Chelsea v Valencia

For the Porto game I sat in the Shed Upper. For the Valencia game I will sitting in the Upper Tier of the Matthew Harding ...