Articles tagged with "kenwyne jones"

EPL Round 36: Sunderland AFC vs Middlesbrough FC

By Lucas | April 26th, 2008

Second-half substitute Daryl Murphy is the hero today, heading home from a Grant Leadbitter corner in the 92nd minute to give Sunderland a thrilling 3-2 win over local rivals Middlesbrough. The win moves Sunderland to 13th in the table with 39 point ...

EPL Round 33: Fulham FC vs Sunderland AFC

By Lucas | April 5th, 2008

Suddenly Sunderland are road warriors, with their second straight win away from the Stadium of Light. Danny Collins, Michael Chopra and Kenwyne Jones were all on target as they sent poor little Team America (fuck yeah) closer to oblivion with a 3-1 ...



EPL Round 32: The Tao of Andy

By Lucas | March 29th, 2008

A Taoist proverb tells us "To bend like the reed in the wind, that is the real strength." I would like to revise it to read "To bend like Andy Reid in injury time, that is real awesome." Andy Reid opened his Wearside account today at the Stadiu ...

EPL Round 29: Sunderland AFC vs Everton FC

By Lucas | March 11th, 2008

A day late, and a dollar short, And I ain't got a match report. Because the game, I did not see, So take it from those who know better than me: Pete Sixsmith: "How many times did we threaten? How many saves did Tim Howard have to make?... Jones

EPL Round 26: Sunderland AFC vs Wigan Athletic FC

By Lucas | February 10th, 2008

I managed to make it out of bed and to the bar by approximately 6:55am, and there I was waiting with the hobos for the place to open. Giant flat screen TV and a cup of very mediocre coffee (one free refill only), and I’m ready to watch the boys take it

Wigan. Again.

By Lucas | February 8th, 2008

Sunderland on Saturday will play Wigan Athletic for the third time this season. Both previous ties ended in 3-0 losses for the Black Cats (league reality check at JJB in August and FA Cup disaster at Stadium of Light last month). Sunderland have sho

EPL Round 25: Liverpool FC vs Sunderland AFC

By Lucas | February 2nd, 2008

Kieran Richardson is back in the lineup, missing only two games from a hamstring injury. Might it be a case of Roy Keane rushing back his play-making midfielder a game too soon? SAFC will find it tough to get a result from this match, perhaps it would h

Evans in (loan), Kenwyne out (injury)

By Lucas | January 4th, 2008

And Sunderland's first move of the January transfer window is: Defender Jonny Evans on loan from Manchester United for the rest of the season. This is Evans' second loan spell with the Black Cats, having been with the team during their promotion run last

EPL Round 20: Sunderland AFC vs Bolton Wanderers FC

By Lucas | December 29th, 2007

Today at the Stadium of Light Liam Miller returns to the lineup, and we get Chopra, Kenwyne and Cole playing up front against a Bolton team still just barely free of the drop zone. The game isn't being shown live here (I get Chelsea vs newcastle, whoop

Tis the Season

By Lucas | December 21st, 2007

Ahead of the Christmas/New Years period, which will see Sunderland play 4 games in 11 days (followed by the FA Cup tie vs Wigan 3 days after that), there are some disconcerting transfer rumors in the air. First is the report that Chelsea may make a £1

EPL Round 17: Sunderland AFC vs Aston Villa FC

By Lucas | December 17th, 2007

Before this game, most Sunderland fans would have told you that, reasonably, a draw against one of the better teams in the league would have been OK. After this game, having looked at the statistics - Villa had a clear advantage in shots, corners, posses

EPL Round 16: Chelsea FC vs Sunderland AFC

By Lucas | December 8th, 2007

This should be easy, right? Most fans would be pleased with a point from Chelsea today, and it looks like Keane feels the same way, going with a defensive 4-5-1 formation with Kenwyne Jones alone up top (and I have poker buddies to vouch that I was bla



Six-Pointer

By Lucas | November 30th, 2007

Sunderland will play Derby County tomorrow in a game between newly promoted sides, one which everyone's been calling a "six-pointer." Is this just a ploy to get neutrals to care about a game between two teams in the drop zone? I understand the implica

Fulham recap; bring on Blue Moon

By Lucas | November 2nd, 2007

Sorry I've been such a bad blogger this week. No recap of the Fulham match, no mid-week news, and now this lame attempt to combine both with a preview of Monday's Man City match. Apologies in advance for your reading displeasure... EPL Round 11:

Time to regroup. Again.

By Lucas | October 24th, 2007

Sunday's 3-1 defeat to West Ham was the third in a row for Sunderland, and they haven't won since defeating Reading over a month ago. On Saturday they will take on Fulham, and thankfully the match will not be played in London, where the Black Cats have n

EPL Round 10: West Ham Utd FC vs Sunderland AFC

By Lucas | October 21st, 2007

"That's the reality of the Premier League and you have to deal with it. This is probably the best we have played away from home but we have no points. I'm not here to welcome the plaudits, I'm here to win football matches." - Roy Keane Roy I cannot ag

EPL Round 9: Arsenal FC vs Sunderland AFC

By Lucas | October 7th, 2007

These early games are a killer. Waking up at 4:00 AM on a Sunday just doesn't do much for my jovial demeanor. So I decided to oversleep and wake up during the second half of today's game, and what do I see? Well, well, well, seems SAFC are even up 2-2

EPL Round 6: Sunderland AFC vs Reading FC

By Lucas | September 15th, 2007

With the players wearing black armbands in memoriam of Ian Porterfield, Sunderland gave their home fans a dominant and inspiring show today, winning 2-1 over struggling Reading FC. Absent from the lineup were injured wingers Carlos Edwards and Kieran Ric

Edwards out; Keano still looking to add players

By Lucas | August 17th, 2007

Carlos Edwards is going to miss a month due to a hamstring injury he picked up during the midweek 2-2 draw at Birmingham City. "I must admit," said Roy Keane, "I had a feeling he might pick up some kind of injury.... Three games in a week is demanding f

Time to regroup. Again.

By Lucas | November 30th, 1999

Sunday's 3-1 defeat to West Ham was the third in a row for Sunderland, and they haven't won since defeating Reading over a month ago. On Saturday they will take on Fulham, and thankfully the match will not be played in London, where the Black Cats have n


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