Everton's New Signing: The Incredible £15m Unibrow

Even at Standard de Liege, Marouane Fellaini was probably making some decent scratch. Like enough to have that thing between his eyes taken care of ...

Forum Topic of the Day: Equating the Prem with American Sports.

The Offside Forums are brand new and already seeing some high quality action, so we've decided to bring some of these topics to the forefront ...

Sebastian Mendez's Bruce Lee Impression

There's really no debating this one, Sebastian Mendez of San Lorenzo had zero intention of going for ball. It appears he'd just been watching too ...

Man City: The New Evil Empire

topic du jour It appears stealing the closing act was not enough, as Manchester City's new owners would like to steal tomorrow's matinee, the following evening ...

City line Cesc, El Nino...and Cristiano Ronaldo

As the world recovers from the shock of Manchetser City's buyout and subsequent buying of Robinho, the new owners have outlined the players that they ...

United (finally) get thier man, while City trump everyone

Dimitar Berbatov has finally completed move to Manchester United, but the real story of the day belongs to thier local rivals Manchester City who have ...

Zenit defeats Man Utd 2-1 in Super Cup!

Sir Alex Ferguson will have to wait for another chance to win the Super Cup as Dick Advocaat's Zenit Saint Petersburg easily defeated Manchester United ...

if you can't play with the big boys move along

I've been posting for quite some time now that if any club seriously wanting to bring in Andrei Arshavin, it was easy. Pay the money, ...

Preview to Week Three

So we've stuttered into Week Three of the Prem season. Man United's 'other commitments' have already derailed the fixture schedule (they aren't playing this week ...

Just A Picture: Ronaldo Has A Major Fan In Indonesia...

Rewind: Your Weekly EPL Round Up!

A day later than promised last week, but a look around at the best EPL stories from around The Offside over the last seven days ...

Premier League 2008/9 Predictions - Week 3

Well, I did get a couple of things right last week, like Daniel Sturridge scoring for Man City. But overall, not so good. Arsenal to ...

Everton sign Saha

Everton have taken constantly-injured Manchester United striker Louis Saha off thier hands in another undisclosed fee transfer. The Toffees who had added worryingly little to ...

Ronaldo Wins Again, Ignores Sir Alex

Ronaldo picked up a few more awards to add to his insane trophy haul from last season by being named both the European Club Player ...

Super Cup Preview: What the F@#K is the Super Cup?

Nothing more than a glorified friendly of course, although Sir Alex seems quite determined to come back with the trophy. While in Monaco, perhaps we can ...

Will Dimitar Berbatov Get His Dream Move?

Sometimes, transfer deals can drag on needlessly. This is one of those.

A New Way to Spend More of Your Time at The Offside

This is a rather excellent idea. Hope to see you in the United section.

The Manucho Era at Man U Could be About to Begin

Though unlikely to completely answer United's perceived striker shortage, the Angolan supposedly has his work-permit and simply needs to get over a broken metatarsal to ...

Zenit Saint Petersburg v Manchester United Super Cup preview

This is a curious match to preview as while I am hoping for a never-say-die effort by both clubs, I can't be sure that it ...

The Dong Fangzhuo Era at Manchester United is Over

Doing nothing to dispel the notion that he was merely at the club for commercial reasons, the Chinese striker is now no longer not playing ...

Just a Picture: Suited Up for the Super Cup

The Defense of the Champions League Begins at Home to Villarreal

Overall reaction to the draw? Not too bad, all things considered. Sir Alex seems happy enough about it.

A Short Profile of Carlos Tevez

The New 3rd Kit is Officially Revealed (and Look Who's Wearing it...)

I'll admit I quite like it. Much better than some of Nike's more recent efforts. I just might get one.

Liverpool and Arsenal make todays Champions League draw

Today the group stage of the Champions League draw will be drawn and I'll be liveblogging the event over at the Champions League Offside. All ...

New CL Threads

Ronaldo and Franck Ribéry Gary Neville model United's new Champion's League away kit, which commemorates the 40th anniversary of their (and English football's) first European ...

Champions League Draw Armed & Ready

The final 32 clubs who will partake in this year's Champions League campaign have qualified and are all set for tomorrow's draw - set somewhere ...

Here or somewhere else, part 2

"Somewhere else" is starting to look at lot like north London as Juande Ramos is readying to finalize the £12m swoop of Russian international Roman ...

Sir Alex taking Super Cup serious!

Ahead of this weeks Zenit Saint Petersburg versus Manchester United showdown at Stade Louis II in Monaco, there were some early concerns how serious each ...

Photo: The Sleeper Hold Is Not A Legal Tackle, Sir

Papa Bouba Diop does, however, get points for creativity as he attempts to put Anderson out for the count. (AFP/FIFA)