Articles tagged with "mourinho"

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Jose & Friends: "It's" Status, "Avram's Team" & The Bogey

By chris | May 5th, 2008

The boys are back this week with calls from Becks, Big Boss Abramovich, Alex and an in-depth interview with Dave of Ameobi stalkerdom. Inevitably, Jose is asked about Chelsea's advancement, and he, of course, takes credit. Sven's status is discus ...

Chelsea v Liverpool Champions League Preview: It's Almost Over

By chris | April 30th, 2008

Chelsea 1 - Liverpool 1 If you don't know how the score got that way you must've been in a coma for the last ten days. Either that or you're a part of the Riise family and still in denial. The first leg wasn't historically terrible, but it cer ...



Jose & Friends Prove It's All About The Children

By chris | April 23rd, 2008

Admit it, when Jose said "I'm Jose Mourinho and I'm...." you thought he was going to say "I'm fantastic", didn't you? How Adidas missed this opportunity we'll never know. They got a big fat softball lob and they whiffed. In the advert we saw ...

Wayne's On Setanta Sports: Pronunciation Issues

By chris | April 22nd, 2008

No doubt about it, Wayne Rooney (or his doppelganger) absolutely steals the show this week with his difficulties pronouncing anything involving the letter "C". The real Willie Nelson has you yearning for the harmony of fingernails on a chalkboard ...

Liverpool vs Chelsea Champions League Preview: Who Loves Joga Bonito?

By chris | April 22nd, 2008

Who's ready for the third installment of Chavski-Reds in the Champions League semi-finals? Nobody? Sounds about right. 'Tis the day absolutely nobody in their right mind has been waiting for. Unfortunately for CSKA London, this isn't a best of three ...

Kezman releases first of likely many no sh*t? comments

By Jack | April 3rd, 2008

What did young Mateja have to say you ask? Here ya go. "Chelsea without Mourinho is not the same. Under Mourinho they were a machine which for 90 minutes or 95 minutes was working without a mistake or any faults. Now they have ups and downs and yo ...

Inter Info: 4/1/08

By robert | April 1st, 2008

What's up my dawgs? A lot of you may be expecting an April Fools joke from me, your friends, family, or co-workers. You may even be the culprit. Personally, I always thought the holiday was a bunch of shit. The reason? No one ever takes anything to t ...

As Jose's World Turns

By chris | March 31st, 2008

It was a busy end to the week for you if you're constantly scouring the tabloids for all things José Mário dos Santos Félix Mourinho (out of all those names he clearly should've gone with Felix). It appears Setanta Sports isn't going to be enough ...

Inter Info: 3/26/08

By robert | March 26th, 2008

What's up my dawgs? I haven't seen some calcio in a while now, and I'm sort of feening for some. Thankfully, there's a nice lineup of International friendlies to keep myself occupied until this weekend. The U.S. game just started, so I'm going to be ...

Inter Info: 3/12/08 "My Luck Is Shit"

By robert | March 12th, 2008

What's up my dawgs? We lost yesterday. So what? Our coach is an egotistical asshole who plays Vieira on the wing. So what? It's another year of European disaster. So what? I know I came out a little strong yesterday, making it sound like Armageddon was ab

Goodbye Manico, Hello Mourinho

By robert | March 11th, 2008

Inter(0)-Liverpool(1): Liverpool Advance If you read this page with any consistency, you probably know that this is the spot where I basically "sum up" the game. Ya' know, give you a bit of a recap, and let you know you know what I thought of certain

The Special One Wants to Kill Chelsea. 'Fantastic.'

By Jack | March 7th, 2008

"I hope to play them next season in the Champions League. If I play them in the Champions League, I want to go there and kill them - that's my message." Those were the heartwarming words of former Chelsea manager Jose Mourinho in what seems like his fi



Is The Curl Coming To The Bridge?

By Jack | March 1st, 2008

Frank Rijkaard, along with his glorious locks, is coming to Chelsea. No, he's not. Oh, maybe he is. Now, not so much. The media have been all over the place this week regarding the Barcelona manager. First, a host of outlets said he was open to a mo

Managerial Merry-Go-Round in Milan

By Martha | December 11th, 2007

La Gazzetta reported this morning that Inter kingpin Massimo Moratti spent some time in London last month and, while there, found time for a private meeting with one Jose Mourinho. (And this is where I sternly tell myself not to get excited.) Though the p

Capello Offered the England Job (Or Not)

By Martha | November 26th, 2007

As all the other options run screaming in the other direction, the British press are increasingly behind the idea of Fabio Capello as England manager, so much so that they seem willing to overlook his most obvious drawback: He can't really speak English.

THE COACHES POLL - Vote now for YOUR Coaching Choice

By Dave Martinez | November 26th, 2007

Hey everyone. We are full steam ahead into the offseason, with no leader at our helm. Above, we have the top 9 candidates for the RBNY job, based on rumors, reader suggestions and so forth. I also have an option for OTHER. I would definitel

Thursday Milan Musing, Fire Carlo?

By Gianfranco | October 5th, 2007

No, I do not think Carlo should be fired. Firing Carlo, and hiring someone like Jose Mourinho would be like hiring a world class chef to cook a meal with old, stale, brazilian cuisine. If the ingredients aren't all that good the product will always suck.

BREAKING NEWS

By Gianfranco | October 1st, 2007

The Ivorian superstar, and my current favorite striker in the world, Didier Drogba has been flying back and forth from London to Milan. Do not go nuts yet Rossoneri fans, he is flying back and forth because of a lady friend, and if the Milan brass would

5 Reasons Kaka should be transferred

By Gianfranco | September 25th, 2007

1. Money: The amount cash that Real Madrid is presumably willing to spend could easily be invested in a myriad of other needs at the San Siro. Most importantly a striker, once that need has been covered then the brass can focus on defenders under 30 and

Friday Milan Musings, The Mourinho Effect

By Gianfranco | September 21st, 2007

Unlike a lot of Milan tifosi, I do not Jose on the sidelines of the Rossoneri, the Nerazzuri is another strory though. With that being said I do believe that a few of the Chelsea big names could potentially make their way over to the San Siro good guys.

Agger, Alonso out | Translator sacked

By ed | September 20th, 2007

News that we all feared to hear has come out of Melwood. One of our central defenders, the position we are woefully short of back-up in, has been ruled out for six weeks with the dreaded broken metatarsal. Yes, we’ll be missing the Great Dane, Daniel Ag

Beckham, Ronaldinho, Zidane to Chelsea????

By Andy | July 29th, 2007

Fear not. Beckham isn't leaving LA Galaxy, Zidane isn't coming out of retirement and Ronaldinho isn't leaving Barcelona. These were players offered to Jose by owner Mr Abramovich, when Jose first joined Chelsea four years ago. In addition to Jose turni

Galaxy-Chelsea Today, 5:30 on ESPN. Are We Ready?

By Laurie | July 21st, 2007

Today at 5:30 the Galaxy get to play one of the top English Premier League teams in front of an international audience. Are we ready? (Is anybody else feeling the urge to curl up in a corner and suck your thumb?) It should be interesting, thoug

Hey Jose, Just Sue Me Already

By Gianfranco | June 20th, 2007

Channel 4 Football Italia is reporting that Chelsea and company are considering legal action against media outlets over the Shevchenko back to Milan rumors. This is a bit ridiculous; think of the repercussions. I myself am a little bit worried because I

Portuguese Transfer Market Thoughts

By Greg | June 19th, 2007

Thought Bubble #1: Correct me if I'm wrong here but Porto is still in fact a part of the so-called G-14 grouping of the richest, most prestigious clubs in Europe, right? Then why aren't they a part of incoming big name transfer rumors? Why is thirty-fi

When 'Tipping' Becomes a European Custom

By Greg | June 15th, 2007

I sat in a bar in Terminal C of Newark Liberty International Airport a few weeks ago and observed some interesting goings on. For those who don't know (probably most of you), Terminal C is the International terminal at EWR. This being considered, obviou

Mourinho loves to hear himself talk

By Brian | April 24th, 2007

Excuses, excuses, and more excuses. It's as if he's given up on even having a chance tomorrow. Yeah, right. If he thinks his mind games will have any effect on Liverpool, he might as well give up. Let's take a look at what the 'Special One' ha

Whats Up This Week

By Andy | March 12th, 2007

I am still spinning from yesterday's mega cup-tie at The Bridge and I don't think yesterday's action will be forgotten too quickly. For others I am sorry to report that there were major clashes between supporters of both clubs after the game and over

Mancini, the Latest: Going Nowhere? But That's So Boring! And Logical.

By Martha | February 26th, 2007

I know the endless array of stories about Roberto Mancini's future gets tiresome after a while, but it's also sort of fun to read about all the possible iterations of the Inter managerial gig. Plus, they give me an excuse to talk about Jose Mourinho, whic

Gus Hiddink

By Andy | February 11th, 2007

Gus Hiddink the man publicly louded by the media and press as Chelsea's new manager when Jose quits in the Summer is facing 10 months jail in Holland for tax evasion charges. Hiddink today has said that despite the allegations he is not interested

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