

Articles tagged with "ronaldo"
Video of the Week: Last Day Scudetto Antics
By Francesco | May 16th, 2008I decided, since this weekend Inter and Roma play crucial games on the last day of the season to decide the Scudetto, to post two videos of what happened to both teams the last time they were in the same situation. (Having to win on the last day ...
Derby Recap, and Welcoming a Frenchman
By Gianfranco | May 7th, 2008I have to admit I am still overly thrilled with the derby win, and still salivating over the thrilling potential of the scudetto going down to the wire. An all around dominate performance from Milan, and I would have to say that less the last 15-2 ...
Daily Dose 5.3.08
By Daryl | May 3rd, 2008Something to read while You Suck at Photoshop... Sponsors not on board with Ronaldo's latest venture (Huffington Post) Not everyone agrees with Kaka's inclusion on the Time 100 (SoccerLens) FIFA wants your thoughts on MLS (MLS Rumours) Lower le ...
The Offside Rewind: Hold on Tight
By Daryl | May 3rd, 2008Some stories you might have missed on The Offside this week... Some mysterious missing underwear in Japan Big money equals fast cars Marcello Lippi has bad news for Fabio Capello Ronaldo gets a lot more than he bargained for A talented you ...
Highest Paid Footballers (and Guess Which MLS Star is #1?)
By Laurie | May 2nd, 2008The numbers are out. Guess who the #1 highest-paid footballer is? You'll never guess. I'll give you a hint. Plays in MLS. Has a "pop-star" wife. Made an estimated $49 million last year, of which only $12 million came from actually playing t ...
Pato and Diego Support Ronaldo in that Transvestite "Misunderstanding"
By Laurie | May 1st, 2008I have always believed that it is under adverse circumstances that one discovers who one's true friends are. Like mistaking transvestite prostitutes for the real thing. Ronaldo may be on the verge of losing both his girlfriend and his Nike spons ...
Ronaldo Gets The Dreaded Tranny Surprise
By chris | April 28th, 2008God I love it when Brazilians have time to party. Ronaldo (The Phenomenal One then The Fat One then The Symptomatic Fat One and now finally The Injured One) has been chillin' back in Brazil trying to rest the leg and get back onto the pitch ASAP. So ...
Almost Too Funny to be True
By Steve | April 28th, 2008Rarely does a soccer headline grace the front page of the ESPN website. In this case, Brazilian World Cup star Ronaldo (not Cristiano) made the front page after a run in with some transvestite hookers in a Rio Di Janeiro hotel. Ronaldo brought two ...
Almost Too Funny to be True
By Steve | April 28th, 2008Rarely does a soccer headline grace the front page of the ESPN website. In this case, Brazilian World Cup star Ronaldo (not Cristiano) made the front page after a run in with some transvestite hookers in a Rio Di Janeiro hotel. Ronaldo brought two ...
Ronaldo Caught With Travestites - Oh no!
By Bruno Romani | April 28th, 2008I don't even know how to start this one. Ronaldo, yes - that one, is being accused by the travestite André Luis Ribeiro, AKA Andréa Albertine, for not paying for his/her services. The travestite went to the police, where later Ronaldo was invite ...
Messi. Ronaldo. Who's The Man?
By Rob | April 23rd, 2008Tonight, as you will probably be aware, Barcelona are playing against Manchester United at Camp Nou. Its the Champions League semi-final, but more than that, its a chance to see the best two footballers in the world at the moment (sorry Ricky) on the ...
A look at what could be a fascinating summer of transfers
By Rob | April 18th, 2008After Sir Alex Ferguson announced today that he intends to 'Stock up' on players over the summer, it struck me this summer could be a real classic one for big transfers. And in my excitement I decided to bring you this insight into the possible moves ...
Tuesday Milan Musings
By Gianfranco | March 25th, 2008This is probably the only time I will say this in my 25 years of life, cheers to Inter. Why would I say such crazy things? Sure I drank a few beers with dinner but that’s not the reason, the real reason is that Inter have done Ol’Sil and Fester ...
Can We Play You Every Week?
By mdc | March 15th, 2008Derby County 0 - 1 Manchester United The thing with Manchester United is that you have to accept they are one of the best teams in the world and if you're going to avoid an old fashioned shoeing you need to more than match them for effort and determinati
Can We Play You Every Week?
By Martin | March 15th, 2008Derby County 0 - 1 Manchester United The thing with Manchester United is that you have to accept they are one of the best teams in the world and if you're going to avoid an old fashioned shoeing you need to more than match them for effort and determ ...
Tuesday Milan Musings
By Gianfranco | March 11th, 2008Today beckons with an age old question, Inter or L’Pool? Quite frankly if they both somehow eliminated themselves, maybe because Inter has two many internationals and are now considered the Junior Argentine National Team, thus disqualifying them fr
The Backlash. The Rant...
By mdc | March 10th, 2008When you're bottom of the table, with a goal difference that does actually make Alan Hansen twitch that last thing you want to do is to be the first team to play Chelsea and Manchester United after the weekend they've had. Speaking of Manchester Unite
The Backlash. The Rant...
By Martin | March 10th, 2008When you're bottom of the table, with a goal difference that does actually make Alan Hansen twitch that last thing you want to do is to be the first team to play Chelsea and Manchester United after the weekend they've had. Speaking of Manchester ...
FIFA 08 - THE OFFSIDE CUP - STARTS MARCH 12!
By Dave Martinez | March 7th, 2008Thank you to everyone for their input and participation. I have received contacts from 20 of the 32 players. So if you havent emailed me a confirmation of your participation, do so at daveredbulls@hotmail.com or comment below. *smashingpinatas - I
Sunday Morning Hangover, It's a Bad One
By Gianfranco | February 17th, 2008I can’t stop thinking about this Ronaldo situation; I am literally losing sleep over it. I hear people constantly talking about, and how he was wasted talent. I am also sitting here dejected, hung-over and in disbelief that another nil-nil draw has sl
Friday Milan Musings, Pressing onto Parma
By Gianfranco | February 16th, 2008A dark cloud has been hanging over the San Siro since the career threatening injury to Ronaldo on Wednesday evening. I have long since grieved, and though I feel terrible and wish R99 the best, I must say that the Rossoneri have to get their acts in gear
Temp Agency Sends In Replacement
By chris | February 15th, 2008First of all, I'd be remiss if I didn't applaud Martha for the contributions she's made to the offside since her arrival. I personally found the page through her - first post was one involving Marco Borriello and STDs, which details the quality of my goog
Inter Info: 2/14/08-Valentine's Day Edition
By robert | February 14th, 2008What's up my dawgs? To start things off, I just want to say Happy Valentine's Day to everyone. So, to continue my "Valentine's Day" trend in my opening piece, here are some facts about the Day of Love. The holiday is actually named after two early Christi
Sorry for the Absence- But I'm back in full force with some more Parma News
By Francesco | February 14th, 2008I want to apologize to my loyal readers (if I have any) for not being around over the last week and updating everyone on all news Gialloblu'. I've just been really busy but I'm back and ready to post in full force. In case you haven't noticed
Milan 1 – 1 Livorno, Free Favour For Fiorentina
By Marco | February 14th, 2008Livorno hold on for the draw ! You're welcome Ted/Tim *Another Marco has the full recap, with juicy Ronaldo Injury info et al. Got your highlights at the bottom The Amaranto Liberation Army picks up a point from their free bonus game in Milan
Milan 1 - Livorno 1, A Bad Day All Around
By Gianfranco | February 14th, 2008There is not much I can say about the game that was not said on the comments in the last post. Not a stellar performance from anyone on the pitch really, Rino did well and so did Ambro, but the squad never really gelled today. Carletto's subs were poor
Tuesday Milan Musings
By Gianfranco | February 13th, 2008Tomorrow Milan will take on Livorno and eliminating the last game in hand that Milan has over the rest of the table. That means that with a win they will climb to 39 points and in firm hold of fourth place and ticket for the Champions League. I am not t
Friday Milan Musings
By Gianfranco | February 9th, 2008Guess whos back? Not only is he back, and supposedly ready for Siena. He is also ready to win a Champions Cup with AC Milan, and feels sorry for keeping Rossoneri waiting with his various injuries. Well Big Ron I have to say that your apology is
Italia 3 - 1 Portugal, Blue Boys kicked Portugese Coq !
By Marco | February 7th, 2008After seeing the Azzurrini beat reigning U21 Euro champs Holland on Tuesday, the Big boys decided to spank C. Ronaldo and friends 3-1 on Wednesday night! The Azzurri started off the match in their Nice Retro blue Kits with a 4-3-2-1 formation . T
Wednesday Milan Musings, With a Touch of BLUE
By Gianfranco | February 7th, 2008First things first, Portugal is easily the one of the better teams in Europe, and I do not like to look all that much into friendlies. But as an Azzuri fan you really have to like what you saw and as a Milan fan you have to like it even more, this was a





