Sir Alex Ferguson vs Pumpkin The Cat

After a few too many drinks while watching the game last night my girlfriend decided her cat looks like Alex Ferguson... ...

The First Annual Readers Champions League XI - REVEALED!

All week, we've literally recieved tens of votes, as we opened up the question to you, who has been this season's best players in the Champions League, position for position? We let you vote, and below you can find out exactly who you voted in. So a ...

The Final Choice. Who will Manage YOUR CL XI

So all week, you've been voting for the players you want to make up your CL XI. There have been some fun, interesting and insightful results all of which you will see soon. But first we need you to choose the manager to lead this team, by voting for ...

Sir Alex Admits to a Wee Bit of Successful Mind Games

Apparently the Bolton players received the perfect 'team talk' before their big match against Chelsea. All the way from Manchester. ...

Just a Picture: Realizing You've Just Won it 10 Times

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Joking Around for the TV Cameras

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The Champions League Semi-Final Drinking Games

So we are just a couple of days away from the mammoth second legs in the Champions League semi-finals. To make them even more fun, I've constructed drinking games for either night - though you would be pretty unwise to try both I fear you may need it ...

Sir Alex will call on his players to attack

It may well be a statement of the obvious, but Sir Alex promises a more positive approach form United next Tuesday and it looks as if Michael Carrick agrees with him. That's all well and good, but there's still a massive job to do in defense too. ...

A look at what could be a fascinating summer of transfers

After Sir Alex Ferguson announced today that he intends to 'Stock up' on players over the summer, it struck me this summer could be a real classic one for big transfers. And in my excitement I decided to bring you this insight into the possible moves ...

Sir Alex: Ronaldo Will Never Beat My Record

Of course his proclamation was said with tongue firmly in cheek -- but it's worth checking the numbers. ...

Walking Next to the Pitch at Old Trafford

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Fergie & Carlos in Hot Water Over Referee Criticism

Even Knights of the Realm and their assistants can't escape the wrath of the Football Association. ...

Fergie Gives His Thoughts Before the Scousers Come to Town

Fergie Thinks We're About to Batter Someone Eventually

After our despair watching chance upon chance go begging against Portsmouth and Derby -- I think every United fan knows what he's getting at and he's not the only one who thinks this way. Bolton will need to be at their best to ensure it's not them.

If United Sign a Bunch of French Players in the Summer, it Might be for Different Reasons than You'd Think

For notorious French wine afficionado Fergie has grown quite fond of français as a result.

Sir Alex Thinks the Premier League Has No Equal

With four English clubs impressively into the last eight of the Champions League, he's hardly going out on limb with his opinion -- but it's hard to argue against him. Predictably, this dominance looks set to provide a rather nice financial windfall so

Sir Alex and Carlos Apparently Have Some Explaining to Do

Surprise, surprise -- the suits at that bastion of English football, the FA, are none too pleased with the inflamatory post-match comments from United's top two on Saturday -- and they would like both to go into further detail about what they meant. I

Sir Alex: Retirement? What Retirement Would that Be?

Substitute the cocktail in the photo below for a glass of wine and could that be Sir Alex in three years? With new speculation in the hands of the media -- Sir Alex has quickly moved to douse the flames that always surround THE question. A player no

Sir Alex Affords Himself a Wee Joke About Arsenal's Late Equalizer Against Aston Villa

"A 95th-minute goal from their normal seven minutes of injury time!" [wink, wink]

Sir Alex: English Opponents Hold No Fear

Of course by English opponents, he means English with squads of largely non-English players -- but let's not be too pedantic. I'm not sure I share his bold assertion however [neither does Ronaldo]. It's unlikely the travelling United faithful do either

Episode 13: Copa Libertadores, France, and Trouble at Chelsea

This week, Anne, Inara, and Christian join me for the lucky 13th episode of the podcast. Christian updates us on the Copa Libertadores, as well as the latest from the Argentinian Clausura. Inara fills us in on the French title race and her beloved Lyon,

Sir Alex Might be Going for Gold

Should there be a Great Britain football team at the 2012 Olympics (I seriously doubt it myself), then the man to guide them to gold could be Sir Alex. Cynically, I'm sure it won't hurt the plan's chances to have Fergie's considerable stature touted.

Sir Alex Admits He Was Tempted to Manage Abroad

In a candid Q&A with the League Managers Association website, Sir Alex reveals that although tempted to someday manage outside the UK -- he simply couldn't bring himself leave Old Trafford.

United's Title Challenge Under Serious Threat?

It surely must be if Sir Alex is claiming that Saha is a key figure in our battle to repeat as Champions. Surely he can't expect Saha to stay fit for long. That's akin to expecting the paparazzi to stop following Britney Spears. It just ain't gonna hap

What Does Wes Brown's Possible Departure Have To Do With Juan Sebastián Verón?

Look, I realize that Veron was great at some other clubs in his career -- but he was absolutely dire for United. But little did I know the lasting impact the would have on the club's future.

Yes, We Know Exactly How Keegan Would Feel if He Beat Us

There's no doubt in my mind that Newcastle would love to win this match more than any other left on their schedule. *I'd have been remiss not to post this all time classic clip ahead of the trip to Geordieland.

Sir Alex Reckons Outside Forces are Influencing Wes Brown

Aah, Wes Brown. What can you say really. Normally a squad player at best, thrust into a starting job in an unfamiliar position -- and admittedly doing a decent (though hardly spectacular) job of it. Yet his limitations at right back are painfully obvio

Sir Alex Backs the Calls for Silence on February 10th

It's a delicate subject that looks set to be debated until the moment it actually happens - but Sir Alex has backed the club's plan to maintain the observation of a minute's silence to respect the lives lost by the Munich air disaster. He also thinks D

Fergie Has Old Timer's and Other Tidbits

Sir Alex Ferguson woke up today, after sleeping for three months, and realized that there was another reason to be on the anti-Liverpool bandwagon and quickly hopped aboard. Seriously, Fergie, I know you're getting older, but has your mind gone so much t

Fergie: "Up Yours" Salute Was an Expression of Relief (Wink, Wink)

It was quite amusing to see a 60 year old man allegedly giving Reading fans the classic "Up Yours" arm gesture. Though I'm not too sure the video backs up Fergie's dubious 'it was an expression of relief' explanation!