Articles tagged with "victoria beckham"
Beckham Puts the "Ick" back in... Oh, Just Forget It.
By Laurie | December 14th, 2007I spent several hours yesterday trying to finish this headline: "This photo puts the 'Ick' back in..." The only one I could come up with was the obvious anatomical one. (Oh, geez. Come on. You know. Rhymes with "best pickles.") And believe it
The True Story of Beckham Coming to America
By Laurie | December 12th, 2007While I'm trying to figure out the lates rumors and non-rumors and disproved rumors, here's a little piece on Beckham that should make you smile. At least a couple of times. Hat tip to Offside Rules.
Dose up on No-Doz AND Pepto Bismol: It's BabaWawa and the Beckhams
By Laurie | December 10th, 2007I think if you look up "sycophant" in the dictionary, you'll find a picture of Barbara Walters doing this interview. You know, I did actually feel a bit for Victoria when she said something like, "I wanted to be famous, because when you're famous you
The Scots Want to Sink Their Teeth into Victoria Beckham
By Laurie | October 31st, 2007When I was in France last month for the France-Scotland game, I came away very impressed with the Scots and their Tartan Army. Wow, I thought after viewing the cuddly drunks enthusiastic fans who support the Scotland team, Scotland must be a delightful
Warning: Victoria Beckham is Going to Sing
By Laurie | October 5th, 2007First thing, in reference to the photo, taken during Paris fashion week: Yes, I believe that IS a little glimpse of what you think it is. (For a larger view, go here.) Second thing: This post is about Victoria Beckham singing. And I think it's only
Beckham's [alleged] Ex-mistress Coming to LA
By Laurie | September 18th, 2007I'll admit to not being a big Victoria Beckham fan. (You're shocked, I know.) I think that her talents, skills and contributions to the universe run the gamut: everything from posing to pouting to being imperious. But even I feel for her on this one.
Video of Beckham's First Goal
By Laurie | August 17th, 2007So this might not be considered Beckham's first MLS goal, since it was scored in SuperLiga and not in league play. But it was without question his first goal scored for an MLS team. (Which is what I'll tell my great-grandkids when I describe seeing it l
A Banner To Welcome Becks and Posh
By Laurie | August 9th, 2007Okay, I lied about being done for the day. One more post. I couldn't pass up the opportunity to share this photo. This came from the sports blog The FanHouse in a post about the DC-Galaxy game. This is one of the banners that awaits our boys.
Anfield Banter: It's Toulouse, God is the new Beckham but God's got style, Bells to start fight club, & Hobbs to the rescue
By Brian | August 3rd, 2007* Well, we drew Toulouse for the third round of Champions' League qualifying. Though some are calling them 'tricky', Sam here at the Offside doesn't really think much of them. With admittedly not knowing much about their squad, I'm going to guess they a
That Big Beckham Bash
By Laurie | July 23rd, 2007Were you there? At the big, huge, star-studded coming out party for the Beckhams? Yeah, I know. My invitation got lost in the mail too. Hate when that happens. "A glittery array of Oscar winners and entertainment world luminaries turned out
LA GALAXY - WHAT DO YOU KNOW???
By Andy | July 21st, 2007As Chelsea meet LA Galaxy this weekend and in keeping with the previous formulas of the last two What Do You Knows? - Club America and Suwon Samsung Bluewings, here is the last What Do You Know? about LA Galaxy. The game at the Home Depot Center ki
Coming to you Again From Department of Posh and Becks Overshare...
By Laurie | July 21st, 2007The Posh reality show is over, so now we can get back to the Screaming Desperate Need for Publicity interviews. I normally won't do back-to-back Posh posts, but I was looking for a Photoshop admission/retraction for the previous post (which wasn't there,
Those Odd, Posh Legs
By Laurie | July 21st, 2007You know, every time I see a photo like this, with some strange little anatomical quirk, the little angel and the little devil pop up on either shoulder. And the little angel says, "No! Laurie, no! This photo is HORRIBLE! You CAN'T post it! It would
Posh vs. Bianca: Know Your Kitties
By Laurie | July 17th, 2007My brother-in-blog Gianfranco sent me the link to this post with the following comment: "Laurie, this has your name all over it." I'm not quite sure how to take that. But...um...thank you? The link is to a fairly humorous post that pits Posh a
Don't Forget! Posh is on TV Tonight!
By Laurie | July 17th, 2007Bob provided all the gory details today so I wouldn't have to deal with this. (Is he a great editor or what?) But I would be remiss in my duties to you, my dear readers, if I didn't remind you that "Victoria Beckham: Coming to America" is on TV tonight
Ooh! Look! It's TWO Trashy, Tasteless Posh and Becks Pics
By Laurie | July 12th, 2007What can I say? I'm ending my Beckham-free period with a vengeance. These are from a photo spread in "W" magazine. Whatever that is. Fashion, apparently -- not in my realm of expertise. Or interest. But they do delightful sleazy photos. Don't y
A Beckham $1.8 million Diamond-Encrusted Sex Toy? OVERSHARE!!!!!!!
By Laurie | July 9th, 2007I knew this day would come sooner or later, and it has. Beckham overload!! Posh and Becks OVERSHARE! TOO MUCH EFFING INFORMATION!!!!!!! What pushed me over the edge? A teensy little paragraph in Grahame Jones' three-page ode to Brand Beckham's la
All About Posh's Latest Surgery!
By Laurie | June 27th, 2007It is just WAY too depressing to write any more about rumored transfers, potential waivers or firings, and the Galaxy's recent play. So let's talk instead about something extraordinarily fascinating! Something unbelievably exciting! Let's talk about..
Posh and Film Crew Still Doing LA
By Laurie | June 12th, 2007The Reality TV show may be dead. Or it may not be. (Just when you thought it was safe to turn on the telly.) Seems Posh is still being followed around by film crews, but nobody's quite sure why. From the oh-so-snarky website HollyScoop: "We hear
It's Dominatrix Chic as Posh Takes "Woman of the Year" Award
By Laurie | June 7th, 2007Because you always wanted to see those posh buttocks hanging out from beneath short shorts. The frontal shot shows the posh twins hanging out from above the bustier. But, y'know, been there, done that. Oh, fine. Here's the link. Plus she got th
So Is Beckham Really Coming?
By Laurie | June 5th, 2007Articles about Beckham's supposed regrets started appearing in the European press immediately after his latest England callup. The most recent is: "Beckham's star too bright for Galaxy." [Former England captain Alan] Shearer said: "I don't know if Dav
Victoria Beckham Abandons Sinking Ship Reality TV Show
By Laurie | June 4th, 2007
I read it in the British tabloids, so it must be true, right? Victoria Beckham has apparently abandoned the vehicle that was supposed to transport her to stardom in the US -- her reality TV show about the move to LA. LOYAL Victoria Beckham walked
I'll Take "Fame Eclipses Talent" for $300, Alex (Or: Victoria Beckham and Spice Girls Reunion Rumors)
By Laurie | May 24th, 2007This is JUST what the world needs to restore peace and harmony everywhere. A Spice Girls Reunion Album. Woohoo. Yippee. Air kisses all 'round. According to News of the World: Ginger and Baby Spice...were seen leaving Richard Stannard's £4m house.
Don't You Want to See the Beckhams' New Digs?
By Laurie | May 10th, 2007Want to see the new house? Of course you do. And admit it. You're jealous, aren't you? (Is anybody else hearing the banjo from "Beverly Hillbillies" running through their subconscious, or is it just me?) And yes, this is a Beckham-heavy week
Beckham and Botox?
By Laurie | May 7th, 2007I feel SO sorry for my fellow MLS bloggers. Stuck day after day writing only about player transfers and management firings and what happens ON the field. Okay, yes, I love writing about these things too. But seriously, I have an incredibly low bore
Because You KNOW You Want to Read MORE Trash About Beckham's Birthday
By Laurie | May 5th, 2007So what's more disturbing about Beckham's birthday celebration? A) That Posh made this all about her by turning it into a Spice Girls reunion B) That one of the tabloids hired body language experts to determine that David was pissed off by this fact
A Posh-and-Scientology Comment that Deserves Its Own Post
By Laurie | May 4th, 2007Every once in awhile I will receive a comment that makes me think: Damn. I wish I'd written that. And then: This deserves a wider audience. Well, no. That's not quite right. It happens pretty frequently. Because I have interesting readers and
More on that Beckham Birthday Bash
By Laurie | May 3rd, 2007As we know, David turned 32 yesterday. And he celebrated in style. Although not in as much style as that $80,000 (or was it $220,000?), private chartered plane trip to Paris that Posh celebrated her birthday with a week or two ago. Maybe it's because
The Beckham Birthday Bash (Or: Cleavage, Cleavage Everywhere!)
By Laurie | May 3rd, 2007It's David Beckham's birthday, and everywhere you look we have former Spice Girls spilling out of their dresses! I never tried to keep any of them straight, but apparently here we have Mel B and Geri Halliwell. Whoever they are. Happy birthday,
Posh: If You'll Be in my TV Show, I'll Study Scientology!
By Laurie | May 1st, 2007It wasn't all that long ago that one of the many "sources" on Posh Spice Beckham was saying that there was no way she'd look at Scientology because they want money and stuff. But now the ever-credible British tabloid the Daily Mail is saying that's not t
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