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Sex or Goals? Or: Julian De Guzman Loves Soccer WAY More than You Do

By Laurie | March 19th, 2008

From NationalPost.com: "If I score again against Real Madrid, I can go a year without sex." — Canadian soccer player Julian De Guzman. ... His coach Miguel ...

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