Articles tagged with "ashley-cole"
Another 8 goal thriller anyone?
By Martini Extra Dry | October 5th, 2008Last time Villa played Chelsea at Stamford Bridge was on Boxing Day of last year and very few will have forgotten the game. Most Villa ...
10 Things We Learned in the Premier League
By Daryl | September 29th, 20081. Bring back Martin Jol and Sam Allardyce Hamburg are currently top of the Bundesliga under Martin Jol. Spurs are currently bottom of the Premier League ...
Would You Cheat On This Broad?
By Eugène de Rastignac | September 23rd, 2008Because God knows, Ashley Cole would has.
Seriously Fabio, no Ashley Young?!
By Martini Extra Dry | August 16th, 2008Fabio Capello yesterday named his England squad for the friendly against the Czech Republic, but the HUGE surprise for me is the omission of Ashley ...
Respect the Refs, Damnit.
By chris | August 8th, 2008This one's for you, Ashley Cole. And Poland. Refs who aren't on the payroll of Italian teams have a rough job, as it's not one ...
Andrei Arshavin - the Next Token Russian at Chelsea
By Daryl | July 3rd, 2008Looks like Andrei Arshavin is being lined up as the new Golden Boy at Chelsea. It's no secret that the Russian facepuller/playmaker - twice brilliant ...
Bad news: Cashley & Cheryl back together
By Jack | July 1st, 2008It looks as if throwing up on your lover, especially one that isn't your wife, in the middle of naughtiness isn't as bad as you'd ...
Champions League final forgotten claims Hargreaves
By Rob | May 27th, 2008It always looked like it was going to be tricky - days after the first all English Champions League final, England are meeting up for ...
Cashley a doubt for CL Final
By Jack | May 20th, 2008Ashley Cole could miss tomorrow's Champions League Final after suffering an ankle injury in training today. Makelele slid in and took out our favorite sex ...
Play the Champions League Final Whack-a-Mole Game
By Daryl | May 19th, 2008Ever wanted to whack a Chelsea player on the head? How about a Man Utd player? How about both? Well now you can, sort of, because ...
More Bad News for Javier Mascherano
By Daryl | March 26th, 2008If you thought Javier Mascherano was unlucky to get a red card on Sunday, then you're not going to like this. As well as the ...
The Offside Podcast, Episode 16
By Daryl | March 26th, 2008Don't worry, Episode 16 of The Offside Podcast isn't all about surfing. But it is Big Wednesday in international football, with a fixture list of ...
Episode 16: International Friendly Day
By Ian Rose | March 26th, 2008It sounds like a rather ridiculous holiday, like Love Day from the Simpsons, but no, Wednesday is going to be jam-packed with international football, and ...
Mascherano Off as Revenge of the Refs Begins
By Daryl | March 23rd, 2008Premiership referees are mad as hell, and they're not going to take it anymore. No more being treated like some sort of parasite, no ...
Is Cashley Really Sorry?
By Jack | March 20th, 2008Ashley Cole apologized today for his absurd behavior following an even more absurd tackle on Tottenham defender Alan Hutton during yesterday's 4-4 draw with Spurs at ...
Steven Gerrard Can't Miss, Even When He Does
By Daryl | March 4th, 2008'Tis the season for bizarre own goals by keepers. First there was Paddy Kenny's disaster against Middlesbrough in the FA Cup. Now there's poor old ...
Cech returns to training, etc.
By Jack | January 10th, 2008Cech in contention for Tottenham match Goalkeeper Petr Cech returned to training today following an extended layoff due to a reoccurring thigh injury. Cech completed ...
10 Things We Learned From the FA Cup Third Round
By Daryl | January 7th, 2008Despite the ambivalence of certain lanky red-headed Reading strikers, the FA Cup Third Round went ahead this weekend. And plenty happened: Giant-killings, captaincy-stripping, comedy goalkeeping, ...
10 Things We Learned in the Premier League: You Stay Classy Ashley Cole
By Daryl | December 17th, 2007It was the weekend of Super Duper Sunday. Carlos Tevez scored again, Rafa Benitez made more excuses, William Gallas got his revenge and Ashley Cole ...
England's National Team: A Rant
By Matthew | November 15th, 2007I know this isn't about Leeds, but hell, I'm angry. What planet is Steven Gerrard on? The England captain (in the absence of John Terry) ...
Things We Learned in the Premier League This Week: 11.04.07
By Daryl | November 4th, 2007Gallas' late equalizer kept things square at the top of the Premiership, while Chelsea sailed up to third and Liverpool's title bid slipped a little ...
Middlesbrough v Chelsea
By Andy | October 20th, 2007What a bad International break this time round for Chelsea. Forget about the international team, England always flatter to deceive. Nope. Its all about John ...
The Offside Fantasy League: Replacing The Fallen
By Daryl | October 18th, 2007Now we know why they call it the international break. I had my fingers crossed for everyone returning unharmed, but several brave fantasy footballers have ...
First JT is IN!!!! Then He Is OUT!!
By Andy | October 16th, 2007Earlier on today Chelsea and England captain John Terry declared himself fit for England's crucial Euro 2008 qualifier against Russia on Wednesday. England trained this evening ...
Steven Gerrard Tops the Football Autobiography Table
By Bob | May 22nd, 2007Now that the season is over for most football players in the UK they can get down to their other business: writing autobiographies that shed ...
Can't We Mock Without Interruption?
By Trent | May 7th, 2007So yesterday's 1-1 draw between Arsenal and Chelsea didn't mean much except to Manchester United, who secured the title with Chelsea's failure to nab all ...
Ashley Cole to Get Full Serving of Fruits and Vegetables
By Trent | May 3rd, 2007Even despised footballers like Ashley Cole deserve proper nutrition, after all. And with his team having crashed out of the Champions League semifinals on ...
Daily Dose 04.28.07
By Daryl | April 28th, 2007Things to think about after imaginary cops chase you up a tree… Shock as Spurs win Premiership title (CaughtOffside) Are the English press helping Chelsea win the ...
Porto 1-1 Chelsea: Champions League 1st Leg Knockout Round of the Last 16
By Andy | February 22nd, 2007In the context of a football match, Chelsea's 1-1 draw with Porto in the Champions League in the 'Dragons Den,' (I thought that was the ...
Translation: I Wish I Were Still at Arsenal
By Trent | January 27th, 2007Cashley Cole, Chelsea fullback and traitor-about-town, admits he misses life at Arsenal. He quickly adds, of course, that he's happy at Stamford Bridge. Whatever.
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