Articles tagged with "basic-hot-ballers"
At Milan, There is No Line Between Football and Modeling
By Lotte Cox | July 24th, 2009Because AC Milan long ago signed a contract in blood with Dolce & Gabbana, they are now followed to the ends of the earth by ...
Andy Carroll: Looking Good in the Championship
By Lotte Cox | July 12th, 2009Alright, so Newcastle went down. That doesn't mean Andy Carroll isn't still just as tall and slim and dreamy as he was in the Premiership, ...
Matteo Ferrari: Bringing the Hot in Istanbul
By Lotte Cox | July 9th, 2009After a delay allegedly caused by his showgirl wife Aida Yespica's hesitation to move to Turkey, Genoa's Matteo Ferrari (You remember him, right?) completed his ...
Oguchi Onyewu: An American in Milan
By Lotte Cox | July 7th, 2009[Buck up, Gooch, you're goin' to Milan!] After a couple weeks of being one of the few Italian teams not allegedly interested in him, AC Milan ...
Manchester United: Rocking Their New Kits
By Lotte Cox | July 2nd, 2009Rio Ferdinand wants you all to know that he thinks United's new kits are fierce as hell, and suggests you think the same, whether or ...
Karim Benzema: Welcome to Madrid!
By Lotte Cox | July 2nd, 2009As everyone has no doubt heard, Karim Benzema packed up his stuff and moved from Lyon to Real Madrid yesterday, throwing his hat into the ...
Federico Balzaretti: Criminally Overlooked
By Lotte Cox | June 27th, 2009You may remember Federico Balzaretti from this post, in which he helped Palermo youngsters with difficult things like tying ties. But, as evidenced by the ...
Pierluigi Casiraghi: Another One For the Hot Coaches File
By Lotte Cox | June 23rd, 2009His tactics may sometimes be dodgy, but Italy's U21 coach Pierluigi Casiraghi looks so good that we tend to get distracted when we try to ...
Jérémy Clément: Young, Pretty, and Proud of his Nipples
By Lotte Cox | June 13th, 2009This is Jérémy Clément. He plays for PSG and, despite appearances, is actually an old man of 24 rather than a child of 17. Based ...
Tim Cahill: Always Fashion Conscious
By Lotte Cox | June 9th, 2009Whether he's playing for Everton or qualifying for the World Cup with Socceroos, Tim Cahill knows labels are important: Check the Armani waistband he carefully ...
Zlatan Ibrahimovic: Melting Hearts (And Other Parts)
By Lotte Cox | June 4th, 2009You may not have heard, but Inter celebrated their 17th Scudetto last weekend with a 4-3 win over Atalanta (two goals by Zlatan), and the ...
Eric Abidal: Fooballer + Model
By Lotte Cox | May 30th, 2009A Champions League winner's medal isn't enough for Barcelona's Eric Abidal -- not by a long shot. He's also working on a modeling career and, ...
Lorenzo De Silvestri: Getting His Dance On
By Lotte Cox | May 16th, 2009[click to embiggen] After Lazio won the Coppa Italia in penalty kicks last week, they did what victorious footballers are expected to do: Took off nearly ...
Dani Alves: Proudly Unwaxed
By Lotte Cox | May 7th, 2009Despite earning a card during the match that will rule him out of the Champions League final in Rome, Dani Alves was still fired up ...
Mladen Petric Likes Paint (And Looking Hard)
By Lotte Cox | April 23rd, 2009You know Mladen Petric -- he plays for Croatia (you can tell by the Slaven Bilic reflected in his hip shades) and, as of last ...
Champions League, HABS Style
By Wanda Touchim | April 17th, 2009As anyone who spends any time on this board knows, the Champions League quarter finals just finished. I will admit, every team that I support ...
Genoa, Home of the Manpile
By Lotte Cox | April 12th, 2009This season, Genoa have proved their willingness to climb on top of one another at the drop of a hat. When you're in the process ...
The USA Has Hotties, Too
By Wanda Touchim | April 3rd, 2009Alright, I admit it, I tend to be rather Euro-centric in my football thinking. Well, no more! I was watching the US team play Trinidad ...
Gabriel Tamas: A Romanian Not Named Mutu
By Lotte Cox | March 26th, 2009This is Gabriel Tamas. He plays for Dinamo Bucharest and the Romanian national team, and is ridiculously, infuriatingly beautiful. (Contrary to the impression this picture ...
Lampard-a-licious
By Wanda Touchim | March 25th, 2009From his "Chap next door" good looks.... to his yummy hips. What is not to like? (My-oh-my, but aren't those shorts riding a bit low...)
Spring Can't Come Soon Enough
By Wanda Touchim | March 20th, 2009It is cold and wet and I have reached that point where I am simply over winter. I want warm and sun and leaves on ...
Vincent Kompany is Rapidly Becoming a Fan Favorite
By Lotte Cox | March 10th, 2009Given that he was on the Belgian Olympic team and they were a)seriously jacked, and b)prone to stripping, it won't have surprised Man City fans ...
Mmm ... Bernardo Corradi
By Lotte Cox | March 5th, 2009Yes, Bernardo Corradi has been mentioned here before. In case you were wondering, he still plays for Reggina, and they're still awful, which may ...
Naked Footballers For Charity
By Wanda Touchim | March 2nd, 2009First off, I just want everyone to know that if you look at these photos, you are helping a worthwhile cause. In fact, I ...
Gigi Buffon, Pulling One Back for Italy
By Wanda Touchim | February 25th, 2009After the first day of the Champions League knock-out rounds we are 2/3rds through the epic England vs Italy matches and Italy is one down. Despite ...
Good Morning, Harry Kewell
By Lotte Cox | February 24th, 2009A little wet, shirtless something to ease our Champions League-ravaged nerves. Just look, and try to breathe. (T-minus five hours til kickoff.)
Markus Rosenberg: Tasty Swedish Meatball
By Wanda Touchim | February 20th, 2009Hey there HABers. I am new here, and, for my first submission, I give you hunky Swedish forward Markus Rosenberg: Besides playing for football for Werder ...
Gourcuff Keeps His Pants (But Nothing Else) On
By Lotte Cox | February 2nd, 2009Yoann Gourcuff must have heard that a punk kid with his name (mostly) was trying steal his Best Hairless French Torso title, because he was ...
Agony in the Rain
By Lotte Cox | February 1st, 2009Anyone who's spent any time watching Nuno Gomes play knows that he makes faces of the "OH MY GOD WHY ME!?!?" variety many, many times ...
Stevie's Day at Court
By Ivanna Baller | January 24th, 2009Liverpool's Steven Gerrard went to court today and pleaded not guilty to the charge that he attacked a man at a nightclub last December. He's ...
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