http://tags.theoffside.com/basic-hot-ballers/ Tags of Tags en-us BootsnAll Travel Network http://habs.theoffside.com/gratuitous-nudity/at-ac-milan-even-beach-volleyball-is-glamorous.htmlLotte Cox2009-07-24 03:00:58 Because AC Milan long ago signed a contract in blood with Dolce & Gabbana, they are now followed to the ends of the earth by ... Because AC Milan long ago signed a contract in blood with Dolce & Gabbana, they are now followed to the ends of the earth by ...http://habs.theoffside.com/gratuitous-nudity/andy-carroll-looking-good-in-the-championship.htmlLotte Cox2009-07-12 14:27:46 Alright, so Newcastle went down. That doesn't mean Andy Carroll isn't still just as tall and slim and dreamy as he was in the Premiership, ... Alright, so Newcastle went down. That doesn't mean Andy Carroll isn't still just as tall and slim and dreamy as he was in the Premiership, ...http://habs.theoffside.com/gratuitous-nudity/matteo-ferrari-bringing-the-hot-in-istanbul.htmlLotte Cox2009-07-09 06:48:45 After a delay allegedly caused by his showgirl wife Aida Yespica's hesitation to move to Turkey, Genoa's Matteo Ferrari (You remember him, right?) completed his ... After a delay allegedly caused by his showgirl wife Aida Yespica's hesitation to move to Turkey, Genoa's Matteo Ferrari (You remember him, right?) completed his ...http://habs.theoffside.com/gratuitous-nudity/oguchi-onyewu-an-american-in-milan.htmlLotte Cox2009-07-07 07:59:03 [Buck up, Gooch, you're goin' to Milan!] After a couple weeks of being one of the few Italian teams not allegedly interested in him, AC Milan ... [Buck up, Gooch, you're goin' to Milan!] After a couple weeks of being one of the few Italian teams not allegedly interested in him, AC Milan ...http://habs.theoffside.com/basic-hot-ballers/manchester-united-rocking-their-new-kits.htmlLotte Cox2009-07-02 12:38:52 Rio Ferdinand wants you all to know that he thinks United's new kits are fierce as hell, and suggests you think the same, whether or ... Rio Ferdinand wants you all to know that he thinks United's new kits are fierce as hell, and suggests you think the same, whether or ...http://habs.theoffside.com/basic-hot-ballers/karim-benzema-welcome-to-madrid.htmlLotte Cox2009-07-02 07:26:39 As everyone has no doubt heard, Karim Benzema packed up his stuff and moved from Lyon to Real Madrid yesterday, throwing his hat into the ... As everyone has no doubt heard, Karim Benzema packed up his stuff and moved from Lyon to Real Madrid yesterday, throwing his hat into the ...http://habs.theoffside.com/basic-hot-ballers/federico-balzaretti-criminally-overlooked.htmlLotte Cox2009-06-27 07:45:15 You may remember Federico Balzaretti from this post, in which he helped Palermo youngsters with difficult things like tying ties. But, as evidenced by the ... You may remember Federico Balzaretti from this post, in which he helped Palermo youngsters with difficult things like tying ties. But, as evidenced by the ...http://habs.theoffside.com/basic-hot-ballers/pierluigi-casiraghi-another-for-the-hot-coaches-file.htmlLotte Cox2009-06-23 07:25:42 His tactics may sometimes be dodgy, but Italy's U21 coach Pierluigi Casiraghi looks so good that we tend to get distracted when we try to ... His tactics may sometimes be dodgy, but Italy's U21 coach Pierluigi Casiraghi looks so good that we tend to get distracted when we try to ...http://habs.theoffside.com/gratuitous-nudity/jeremy-clement-young-pretty-and-proud-of-his-nipples.htmlLotte Cox2009-06-13 04:00:58 This is Jérémy Clément. He plays for PSG and, despite appearances, is actually an old man of 24 rather than a child of 17. Based ... This is Jérémy Clément. He plays for PSG and, despite appearances, is actually an old man of 24 rather than a child of 17. Based ...http://habs.theoffside.com/gratuitous-nudity/tim-cahill-always-fashion-conscious.htmlLotte Cox2009-06-09 05:00:06 Whether he's playing for Everton or qualifying for the World Cup with Socceroos, Tim Cahill knows labels are important: Check the Armani waistband he carefully ... Whether he's playing for Everton or qualifying for the World Cup with Socceroos, Tim Cahill knows labels are important: Check the Armani waistband he carefully ...http://habs.theoffside.com/gratuitous-nudity/zlatan-ibrahimovic-melting-hearts-other-parts.htmlLotte Cox2009-06-04 03:00:44 You may not have heard, but Inter celebrated their 17th Scudetto last weekend with a 4-3 win over Atalanta (two goals by Zlatan), and the ... You may not have heard, but Inter celebrated their 17th Scudetto last weekend with a 4-3 win over Atalanta (two goals by Zlatan), and the ...http://habs.theoffside.com/gratuitous-nudity/eric-abidal-fooballer-model.htmlLotte Cox2009-05-30 05:42:25 A Champions League winner's medal isn't enough for Barcelona's Eric Abidal -- not by a long shot. He's also working on a modeling career and, ... A Champions League winner's medal isn't enough for Barcelona's Eric Abidal -- not by a long shot. He's also working on a modeling career and, ...http://habs.theoffside.com/basic-hot-ballers/lorenzo-de-silvestri-getting-his-dance-on.htmlLotte Cox2009-05-16 03:00:37 [click to embiggen] After Lazio won the Coppa Italia in penalty kicks last week, they did what victorious footballers are expected to do: Took off nearly ... [click to embiggen] After Lazio won the Coppa Italia in penalty kicks last week, they did what victorious footballers are expected to do: Took off nearly ...http://habs.theoffside.com/gratuitous-nudity/dani-alves-proudly-unwaxed.htmlLotte Cox2009-05-07 06:00:41 Despite earning a card during the match that will rule him out of the Champions League final in Rome, Dani Alves was still fired up ... Despite earning a card during the match that will rule him out of the Champions League final in Rome, Dani Alves was still fired up ...http://habs.theoffside.com/gratuitous-nudity/mladen-petric-likes-paint-and-looking-hard.htmlLotte Cox2009-04-23 07:00:41 You know Mladen Petric -- he plays for Croatia (you can tell by the Slaven Bilic reflected in his hip shades) and, as of last ... You know Mladen Petric -- he plays for Croatia (you can tell by the Slaven Bilic reflected in his hip shades) and, as of last ...http://habs.theoffside.com/basic-hot-ballers/champions-league-habs-style.htmlWanda Touchim2009-04-17 02:32:49As anyone who spends any time on this board knows, the Champions League quarter finals just finished. I will admit, every team that I support ...As anyone who spends any time on this board knows, the Champions League quarter finals just finished. I will admit, every team that I support ...http://habs.theoffside.com/basic-hot-ballers/genoa-home-of-the-manpile.htmlLotte Cox2009-04-12 08:41:40 This season, Genoa have proved their willingness to climb on top of one another at the drop of a hat. When you're in the process ... This season, Genoa have proved their willingness to climb on top of one another at the drop of a hat. When you're in the process ...http://habs.theoffside.com/basic-hot-ballers/the-usa-has-hotties-too.htmlWanda Touchim2009-04-03 03:16:54 Alright, I admit it, I tend to be rather Euro-centric in my football thinking. Well, no more! I was watching the US team play Trinidad ... Alright, I admit it, I tend to be rather Euro-centric in my football thinking. Well, no more! I was watching the US team play Trinidad ...http://habs.theoffside.com/basic-hot-ballers/gabriel-tamas-a-romanian-not-named-mutu.htmlLotte Cox2009-03-26 08:10:10 This is Gabriel Tamas. He plays for Dinamo Bucharest and the Romanian national team, and is ridiculously, infuriatingly beautiful. (Contrary to the impression this picture ... This is Gabriel Tamas. He plays for Dinamo Bucharest and the Romanian national team, and is ridiculously, infuriatingly beautiful. (Contrary to the impression this picture ...http://habs.theoffside.com/basic-hot-ballers/lampard-a-licious.htmlWanda Touchim2009-03-25 02:26:54 From his "Chap next door" good looks.... to his yummy hips. What is not to like? (My-oh-my, but aren't those shorts riding a bit low...) From his "Chap next door" good looks.... to his yummy hips. What is not to like? (My-oh-my, but aren't those shorts riding a bit low...) http://habs.theoffside.com/basic-hot-ballers/spring-cant-come-soon-enough.htmlWanda Touchim2009-03-20 03:02:24It is cold and wet and I have reached that point where I am simply over winter. I want warm and sun and leaves on ...It is cold and wet and I have reached that point where I am simply over winter. I want warm and sun and leaves on ...http://habs.theoffside.com/gratuitous-nudity/vincent-kompany-rapidly-becoming-a-fan-favorite.htmlLotte Cox2009-03-10 08:13:51 Given that he was on the Belgian Olympic team and they were a)seriously jacked, and b)prone to stripping, it won't have surprised Man City fans ... Given that he was on the Belgian Olympic team and they were a)seriously jacked, and b)prone to stripping, it won't have surprised Man City fans ...http://habs.theoffside.com/basic-hot-ballers/mmm-bernardo-corradi.htmlLotte Cox2009-03-05 07:00:18 Yes, Bernardo Corradi has been mentioned here before. In case you were wondering, he still plays for Reggina, and they're still awful, which may ... Yes, Bernardo Corradi has been mentioned here before. In case you were wondering, he still plays for Reggina, and they're still awful, which may ...http://habs.theoffside.com/gratuitous-nudity/naked-footballers-for-charity.htmlWanda Touchim2009-03-02 01:00:33First off, I just want everyone to know that if you look at these photos, you are helping a worthwhile cause. In fact, I ...First off, I just want everyone to know that if you look at these photos, you are helping a worthwhile cause. In fact, I ...http://habs.theoffside.com/gratuitous-nudity/gigi-buffon-pulling-one-back-for-italy.htmlWanda Touchim2009-02-25 01:00:06After the first day of the Champions League knock-out rounds we are 2/3rds through the epic England vs Italy matches and Italy is one down. Despite ...After the first day of the Champions League knock-out rounds we are 2/3rds through the epic England vs Italy matches and Italy is one down. Despite ...http://habs.theoffside.com/gratuitous-nudity/good-morning-harry-kewell.htmlLotte Cox2009-02-24 09:25:25 A little wet, shirtless something to ease our Champions League-ravaged nerves. Just look, and try to breathe. (T-minus five hours til kickoff.) A little wet, shirtless something to ease our Champions League-ravaged nerves. Just look, and try to breathe. (T-minus five hours til kickoff.) http://habs.theoffside.com/basic-hot-ballers/markus-rosenberg-tasty-swedish-meatball.htmlWanda Touchim2009-02-20 04:00:07Hey there HABers. I am new here, and, for my first submission, I give you hunky Swedish forward Markus Rosenberg: Besides playing for football for Werder ...Hey there HABers. I am new here, and, for my first submission, I give you hunky Swedish forward Markus Rosenberg: Besides playing for football for Werder ...http://habs.theoffside.com/gratuitous-nudity/gourcuff-keeps-his-pants-but-nothing-else-on.htmlLotte Cox2009-02-02 07:57:55 Yoann Gourcuff must have heard that a punk kid with his name (mostly) was trying steal his Best Hairless French Torso title, because he was ... Yoann Gourcuff must have heard that a punk kid with his name (mostly) was trying steal his Best Hairless French Torso title, because he was ...http://habs.theoffside.com/basic-hot-ballers/agony-in-the-rain.htmlLotte Cox2009-02-01 08:16:00 Anyone who's spent any time watching Nuno Gomes play knows that he makes faces of the "OH MY GOD WHY ME!?!?" variety many, many times ... Anyone who's spent any time watching Nuno Gomes play knows that he makes faces of the "OH MY GOD WHY ME!?!?" variety many, many times ...http://habs.theoffside.com/basic-hot-ballers/stevies-day-at-court.htmlIvanna Baller2009-01-24 10:00:41Liverpool's Steven Gerrard went to court today and pleaded not guilty to the charge that he attacked a man at a nightclub last December. He's ...Liverpool's Steven Gerrard went to court today and pleaded not guilty to the charge that he attacked a man at a nightclub last December. He's ...