Articles tagged with "bastian-schweinsteiger"

What a difference an N makes

By Luke | November 20th, 2009

I've taken a little break for the international week, but events certainly have not, and with the possibility of a full scale revolt on our ...

A quick look backward and a quick look ahead to Pokal Wednesday

By Luke | October 27th, 2009

Got caught in a time bind here, but I did want to flesh out a few thoughts related to Saturday's match before getting into all ...



Visine, stat!

By Luke | October 22nd, 2009

Let's get the red out of our eyes and back into our kits where it belongs. Here's 9 thoughts on a match ending with ...

Louis, I think this is the beginning....

By Luke | September 12th, 2009

It's amazing that a match that was so frustrating to watch for the first half hour or so would turn out to be perhaps even ...

Letter to the board-The Bayern Offside View

By Luke | August 25th, 2009

I wanted to take a little bit more in-depth look at the now-famous Transfermarkt letter. Ok, it might not be that deep, but it's ...

Carl Zeiss Jena 6:0 Bayern Munich II; Lell sees red

By Luke | August 10th, 2009

Mehmet Scholl faces the first crisis of his young coaching career after his Bayern amateur side were taken to the woodshed in Jena, suffering a ...

Hoffenheim 1:1 Bayern Munich: Match Review

By Luke | August 8th, 2009

The boys in red are somewhat fortunate to come away with a 1-1 draw at Hoffenheim. The pace was a little slower today, and ...

Spring Can't Come Soon Enough

By Wanda Touchim | March 20th, 2009

It is cold and wet and I have reached that point where I am simply over winter. I want warm and sun and leaves on ...

Philipp Lahm Becomes A Magician's Pretty Assistant.

By chris | January 2nd, 2009

So if Bayern was royally pissed a CGI Allianz Arena was blown up on TV for the purposes of a movie trailer (a Keanu Reeves ...

Video: Philipp Lahm makes David Copperfield look like an Amateur

By Jan | January 1st, 2009

  Ever wondered what would have become of Philipp Lahm, had he decided against the career of a pro footballer?

Ribery not for sale

By Angela | December 3rd, 2008

"We know what kind of player we have in Franck Ribery. I can reassure the fans: There is no sum in the world that would ...

Sarah Brandner: The New Mrs. Shevchenko

By chris | December 1st, 2008

Bastian Schweinsteiger is, and let's call a spade a spade here, an ugly bastard. An ugly bastard dude with money and fame, which tends to ...



Bayern 1 - 1 Dortmund

By Angela | August 23rd, 2008

Angela is not happy. I will not even go into the lengths to why Mark getting red for this match was so utterly ridiculous. ...

Bastian Stays, Daniel is hopeful

By Angela | July 18th, 2008

First the news of the day is that Bastian Schweinsteiger has stated that he would like a new contract with Bayern. Amongst all the ...

Bastian Schweinsteiger Visits a Transvestite Cabaret

By Laurie | July 18th, 2008

I know I should probably feel guilt for posting a photo of German player Bastian Schweinsteiger stopping by a transvestite cabaret while on vacation in ...

The Offseason...

By Angela | May 22nd, 2008

The season is over and things are getting... weird. Crazy. Rumors are flying. Now that the season is over, we have incoming ...

Weekly Dose 21.05.08

By Jan | May 21st, 2008

Top Buts Allemand 07-08; according to Canal+. (Dailymotion) Hamburg's new coach Martin Jol while cleaning his nostrils. (Block 11) Once upon a time in the Bundesliga; that's ...

Bayern Munich rundown...

By Angela | October 2nd, 2007

Podolski and Bayern round and round. So a little bit ago, the lovely Uli hit out at young Podolski, urging him to fight for his place ...

Hair: Bastian Schweinsteiger

By Jan | September 5th, 2007

Just because it didn't work for Beckham doesn't mean that Schweinsteiger should be denied his own bleach blonde experiment. He will captain the German national ...

Video: Bayern Munich 4 - 1 Werder Bremen

By Jan | July 23rd, 2007

0-1 Tim Borowski (9th min.) 1-1 Bastian Schweinsteiger (24th min.) 2-1 Hamit Altintop (27th min.) 3-1 Franck Ribery (35th min.) 4-1 Franck Ribery (54th min.)

League Cup: Uli in Red

By Jan | July 23rd, 2007

There are three things to learn from this weekends quarterfinals of the League Cup: Bayern Munich plays attractive football, Bastian Schweinsteiger should play in their ...

Uli Hoeneß: Moods in Progress

By Jan | July 20th, 2007

Chronicled during the pre-season friendly between Borussia Mönchengladbach and Bayern Munich. First serious, as in second Bundesliga, opposition and Bayern promptly lost the match 2-1. ...

Bayern Munich 1.0: Good enough for 27 Years

By Jan | June 8th, 2007

Uli Hoeness is general manager of Germany's richest football club and owns a sausage factory near Nuremberg. When he started his managing career in 1979 ...

Euro 2008 Qualifiers: Group Therapy for Miro Klose

By Jan | June 1st, 2007

Your season did not really develop as you had anticipated? Your team faces relegation, hangs around in Bundesliga nowhere-land or just plays shit like Bayern ...

Bastian Schweinsteiger Prefers Scoring over Sex

By Bob | January 11th, 2007

Loyal readers, you now have definitive proof that I am neither a) German and b) a teenage girl. I know you were suspicious about ...


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