

Articles tagged with "brazil"
The Offside Guide to Summer Soccer
By Daryl | June 3rd, 2009The big European leagues have declared their champions and shut up shop for the summer. They won't be back until August. So this is where we ...
Daily Dose: June 1st, 2009.
By chris | June 1st, 2009Stuff to read while you watch your team get relegated then get beat down by the popo (0:40)..... A word-based account of Real Betis' dramatic relegation. ...
Transfer Talk: Youth Is Served.
By chris | May 22nd, 2009Liverpool mounted a €22m bid, which was then firmly swatted away by Aurelio De Lorentiis with a Dikembe Mutumbo finger wag, for Argentinian wild child ...
Dani Alves: Proudly Unwaxed
By Lotte Cox | May 7th, 2009Despite earning a card during the match that will rule him out of the Champions League final in Rome, Dani Alves was still fired up ...
Coritiba Foot Ball Club Extends Its Services
By Andrea | May 2nd, 2009Coritiba Foot Ball club from Brazil has extended its services to Chivas...all without charge. The club from the capital city of Parana has offered to ...
That Didn't Take Long: Adriano Returns.
By chris | May 1st, 2009You're shocked, I know. Adriano has come to realize the sunset years aren't quite what they were built up to be and he will now dust ...
Bobo Goes To Brazil.
By chris | April 24th, 2009Bobo Vieri quite sadly spent most of last year with a fork sticking out of his back. So after being quickly ushered out of Firenze, ...
Daily Dose: April 23rd, 2009.
By chris | April 23rd, 2009Stuff to read while you watch the man quietly playing perhaps the best football on planet earth right now, Andres Iniesta..... Man who lost job bet ...
Daily Dose: April 21st, 2009
By Daryl | April 21st, 2009Something to read while you consider the tragic case of the last hooligan (who appears to live in Canada)... The truth about Gisele and Jose (Dirty ...
Ronaldo Turns Back The Clock
By chris | April 21st, 2009Everyone expected Ronaldo - né The Fat One - to flash his superior technique and nose for goal back in Brazil. The legs may go, ...
Thiago Neves Has Anger Issues
By chris | April 17th, 2009Normally this would be just another story of the insanity which envelopes South American football: Brazilian player whips ball at ball boy. And in most ...
Nike Tells Us Neymar Is Quick.
By chris | April 14th, 2009The latest Brazilian Name To Remember Neymar - the 'new Robinho' - is mighty talented. So much so he's still got a Nike viral despite ...
Mental Breakdown In Brazil
By chris | April 13th, 2009Another day, another wacky incident from South American football. Much to our delight, Pedro Santilli, coach for Comercial in Brazil's second division, loses his mind ...
Poll: Adriano Is Going, Going...Gone?
By chris | April 9th, 2009There was big news yesterday. Sort of. Because Adriano - the 27 year old Internazionale wild child - announced his immediate retirement. Sort of. L'Imperatore ...
Breaking News: Adriano retires
By Francesco | April 9th, 2009So one of the major stories after the international break was that Adriano never returned to Italy. Inter were expecting him to be in Milan ...
Welcome to Pato's home
By Ro | April 3rd, 2009Pato has been busy showing his house off to Galvão Bueno from Globo before he headed off to play with Brazil. If you don't understand Portuguese ...
A Few Loose Ends
By Johonna | April 1st, 2009The international break is almost over and I thought I would tie up a few loose ends before we get back in the swing of ...
Brazilian NT: Maxin' and Relaxin'
By Lotte Cox | March 31st, 2009Brazil's (and Inter's) godlike keeper Julio Cesar takes a well-deserved break, joined by the singificantly less deserving Robinho. One assumes Robinho is there just to ...
The Dreaded Sitter Miss/Nutmeg Combo
By chris | March 27th, 2009Cruising the YouTubers you'll find plenty of videos titled "The Worst Sitter Miss Everrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr". Ditto for blogs. Some of them aren't all that close to ...
Ronaldo - The Comeback King
By Daryl | March 26th, 2009Don't worry, we're not going to write about every singe goal Ronaldo scores for the rest of his career. But in Corinthians 2-2 draw with ...
Pele Throws Ronaldo & Robinho Firmly Under The Bus
By chris | March 22nd, 2009More often than not, I want nothing more than for ex-legends to shut the fuck up and fade off into bolivian. Pele and Maradona are ...
Getting Caught Up
By Ro | March 21st, 2009I apologize for not updating as frequently as I would like to, school has been crazy! Anyways enough about me lets get onto Pato. Our little ...
Ronaldo Strikes Again
By Daryl | March 13th, 2009To be honest, I was half-expecting Ronaldo's return to domestic Brazilian football to be disappointing. The circumstances of his joining Corinthians over Flamengo were a ...
Name To Remember: Neymar.
By chris | March 12th, 2009You know, it's been far too long since Brazil produced a gem of an attacking phenom. Kaka? He was so 2007. Robinho? He had his ...
Ronaldo Makes His Long Awaited Return
By chris | March 5th, 2009The jokes have been made, the fun poked - with surely much more to come - but it's fantastic to see one of the true ...
Oi Bem-vinda a Pato the offside
By Ro | February 18th, 2009Hello offside world! My name is Ro, some of you might know me from over at AC Milan the offside, those that don't no need ...
The Very Definition of "Taking One for the Team"
By chris | February 16th, 2009Fellas, turn away. This has got to be the most painful penalty ever won - and if not the most painful, at least in the ...
Stop Press: Canna Took His Shirt Off! Oh, Wait.
By Lotte Cox | February 11th, 2009Ok, so it's not exactly news when Fabio Cannavaro gets his kit off, but that doesn't make it any less enjoyable. And now he's doing ...
Azzurri disappoint vs. Brazil, media still afraid of Lippi
By Francesco | February 10th, 2009So the big friendly everybody waited for lived up to it's billing as an entertaining encounter, but it was entertaining for Brazil fans. Carlos Dunga's ...
Tuesday Milan Musings
By Gianfranco | February 10th, 2009As much as I want to write a rousing post match recap of a meaningless friendly, I have to come clean here and say this ...





