Articles tagged with "bulges-and-such"
Lorenzo De Silvestri: Getting His Dance On
By Lotte Cox | May 16th, 2009[click to embiggen] After Lazio won the Coppa Italia in penalty kicks last week, they did what victorious footballers are expected to do: Took off nearly ...
On the Lighter Side: Cristiano Ronaldo's "Awakening"
By Amanda Leerat | May 13th, 2009Sometimes a video says so much that we have nothing left to add. This is such a video. (If you know who the bulge-in-profile belongs ...
Lionel Messi: Everybody Look Up
By Amanda Leerat | April 11th, 2009It is probably illegal to engage in bulge-watching with a player this young. So stop looking already. (Nice -- um -- haircut, Leo.) ...
An Anonymous Package with Your Morning Coffee
By Lotte Cox | April 9th, 2009No idea who this team are or where they play (if you recognize them, help us out in the comments), but, damn, dude on the ...
Blast from the Past: Dennis Bergkamp
By Amanda Leerat | April 7th, 2009Dear Dennis Bergkamp, We once read that Thierry Henry said that you were best up front. We thought he meant something else entirely. And while we're ...
The Ballack Bouncing Bulge, Again
By Amanda Leerat | March 19th, 2009Yes, we've seen video of the Bodacious Ballack Bouncing Bulge before, but... Well, some things just never get old. (Know what this video needs, though? ...
Nice View, Carles!
By Amanda Leerat | March 7th, 2009It's never polite to take advantage of a man when he's injured. And this isn't the best photo of Barcelona's rough-and-ready centerback, Carles Puyol. But ...
Mmm ... Bernardo Corradi
By Lotte Cox | March 5th, 2009Yes, Bernardo Corradi has been mentioned here before. In case you were wondering, he still plays for Reggina, and they're still awful, which may ...
Man Love to the Max
By Ivanna Baller | February 27th, 2009Love on the football field doesn't get much better than this. PS: I was drinking soda when I watched. Bad idea because there are some ...
Mirko Vucinic Does the Basic Instinct Flash
By Amanda Leerat | February 26th, 2009Daryl over at The Offside's main page referred to this video clip as "the soccer equivalent of Sharon Stone in Basic Instinct."** Perfect allusion. ...
Joaquín: Not Exactly Shy
By Lotte Cox | February 19th, 2009This, apparently, is how they used to celebrate at Real Betis: Joaquín would dance, and teammates would (presumably) take turns as his partner/groper. Man. God ...
Another Stripping Yoann (More Or Less)
By Lotte Cox | January 28th, 2009This one's actually a "Yohan," but when they're nearly naked, who's worrying about spelling? Everyone, meet Yohan Mollo. He plays for AS Monaco (and is ...
Thierry Henry Provides Beckham With Some Bulge Competition
By Amanda Leerat | January 16th, 2009You thought Beckham was the King of the Bulge? He has competition. This is an old photo, but it's new to us and ...
Michael Ballack, Yes Yes?
By Ivanna Baller | January 5th, 2009Very few men are born with the gift of looking hot 24/7. Michael Ballack happens to be one of them. Bonus: The following video explains why ...
Another NSFW Footballer
By Lotte Cox | January 3rd, 2009This is Christian Brink. He plays for Norwegian side F.C. Lyn Oslo, and is apparently wildly popular among its fans. Can't imagine why -- nothing ...
Here's Something to Start Off 2009
By Ivanna Baller | January 1st, 2009It's our dearest wish that 2009 will feature even more stripping and sweaty manpiles from our favorite footballers. And naturally, our News Years resolution at ...
Luca Toni, Revealed
By Amanda Leerat | December 7th, 2008This shorts grab on Luca Toni by Daniel Haas leaves little to the imagination. And we are grateful. (P.S. Do you think ...
Yeah, That's Probably Not Worksafe
By Lotte Cox | November 30th, 2008This is the part of himself that Joaquin wants us to see without clothes covering it. Under the cut is a glimpse of the parts ...
Mmm. Luca Toni
By Amanda Leerat | November 14th, 2008We're going to call the luscious Luca Toni a four-tongue HAB. He misses the five-tongue cut-off only because he doesn't seem quite sure what ...
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