Everton's New Signing: The Incredible £15m Unibrow

Even at Standard de Liege, Marouane Fellaini was probably making some decent scratch. Like enough to have that thing between his eyes taken care of ...

Manchester United Vs Newcastle United Liveblog!

So we've seen Chelsea get off to a brilliant start against Pompy, how can Manchester United do against Newcastle? You can follow the game here ...

Photo: Mess With The Bull......

Before: After: Don't fuck with Carlitos. (Ian Kingston/AFP/Getty Images)

West Ham, Argentinians, and Americans

Well we lost, 3-2. The game was well fought and we were able to start an Academy graduate. Deano scored a brace and ...

Finally back

Just got home from vacation, and a little disappointed I wasn't able to cover any Euro action, but hey, what can you do? Overall I ...

Just a Picture: A Glorious Reflection

Did JT spit on Tevez?

Searching for ways to cope with my depressed state, I've spent much of my time since the final whistle combing the net reading various reports ...

Tevez Points Towards a Permanent Stay

Let's wrap up the week with a bit of positive news, shall we? Nice one Carlos. We'd like you to stick around for a while ...

Carlos Tevez has fallen for Manchester United

So much so, that come the Summer, he's going to write a song about the club. Not just any song, but a love song of ...

Manchester United Vs Barcelona Preview. There Will Be Goals.

The first leg threatened to be more entertaining that it ever was, but as I said in the preview to the last game, the second ...

Barcelona vs. Manchester United Champions League Preview

Cristiano Ronaldo. Wayne Rooney. Carlos Tevez. Thierry Henry. Samuel Eto'o. Lionel Messi. And perhaps even Bojan Krkic. Any one ...

Saturday's Equalizer Causes Absolute Pandemonium in the United End

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Tevez: United Shouldn't Mess About With Messi

He obviously knows him well and knows he's capable of winning any match by himself. Something that Tevez is prone to do himself as well. ...

Just a Picture: Tevez Gets Down for His Goal

Just a Picture: Happy Birthday Brother

Somebody Other than Ronaldo Grabs the Headlines

--> Tevez brings on battle of Barça -- [The Guardian] --> Tevez flat out for Ferguson as he dives in to clinch a date with Barcelona ...

Happy Easter

Happy Easter Offsiders. And what better way to celebrate than by reminiscing about Eggert Magnússon? The Icelandic businessman (he's a former biscuit importer/exporter) was the ...

Just a Picture: Rooney Shows the Scars of Battle

Carlos Tevez Reveals His Speaking Voice

It's All About the Away Goal

It wasn't the most entertaining match we've seen this season and while a one nil defeat would hardly have been the end of the World ...

10 Things We Learned in the Premier League

1. The offside rule is very very confusing. First Everton's Andy Johnson was offside but inactive, then James Vaughan slide tackled Brad Friedel outside the box ...

It's Hard to Believe They Said They Wouldn't be Able to Play Together

The Magic of Carlos Tevez

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MT3LShWNf1A[/youtube] According to Cristiano Ronaldo, the addition of Carlos Tevez is the final ingredient that will push Manchester United over the top the season. Said Ronaldo ...

Nigel Pearson Probably Won't be Getting the Newcastle Job

We were all curious to see how Newcastle United would react to Sam Allardyce's recent sacking (by mutual consent, of course) and to see how ...

Just a Picture: Tevez Receives a Hair-Raising Tackle vs. Birmingham

10 Things We Learned in the Premier League: Turkish Delight

The Premier League's not just for staring at, it can be educational too. Read on to find out why Gareth Southgate is grinning like a ...

Mmm... Turkey, Mashed Potatoes and Gravy!!

I'll be back on Friday, no doubt a little heavier from the consumption of Turkey meat. As for the tradition of giving thanks -- I'm ...

Man Yoo v Rovers

The trip to Old Trafford always seems impossible. A game in which 70,000 Cockneys and a sprinkling of Mancs will cheer the home team on ...

Just a Picture (Flashback): Tevez Dazzles in the Drizzle

Joga Bonito Now Resides in Salford Manchester