Rant box: Chelsea v Fulham

Chelsea's first London derby of the new term may not be the most fiercest, or the most glamorous. It does, however, represent a strong test ...

Rant Box: Chelsea v Sunderland

Tough fixture. That's all that really needs to be said about today's trip to Sunderland. Steve Bruce's renovation project looks solid. And, following a rugged 1-0 ...

Opening day: We'll take it

Welcome to England, Carlo. Specifically, welcome to the world of Chelsea Football Club. Ancelotti, a notorious smoker, may not have been able to light one up ...

Predictions? We got 'em

It's that time again. The Premier League season is upon us and, so with it, everyone -- and their hetero male partner -- are making ...

The Loanee Roundup (revised)

A couple more young bucks have moved to greener pastures for the time being. Let's take a look, shall we? Scott Sinclair Destination: Wigan Athletic Loan Length: Season-long Man. ...

What did we learn from the Community Shield?

Sure, it's not really supposed to be a competitive match. So, you ask how can you really learn anything from it? Well, if you watched today's ...

Rant Box: Raise the curtain

Raise the curtain. The season has arrived. Chelsea and Manchester United welcome football back officially today by competing for the FA Community Shield at New Wembley. A ...

The Loanee Roundup

You're may be wondering: Where have all those talented Chelsea youngstas buggered off to? Well, you're in luck. Here's a roundup of those youths -- the ...

Poll: Who is Chelsea's most important player?

I don't know if you heard, but there was this small announcement a couple of weekends ago from England's Brave John Terry. JT committed himself ...

Mutu told to pay up

This week, the Court of Arbitration for Sport rejected Adrian Mutu's appeal against an order to pay Chelsea damages after his sacking in 2004 for riding ...

WFC No Challenge for Blues

England's Brave John Terry has finally committed his future to the club. And Chelsea wrapped up the World Football Challenge in style Sunday night, handing ...

RSVP: Chelsea v Milan

Are you like me? No, I'm not talking about being handsome, charming and utterly hilarious.  I'm talking about the match Friday. Anyone want to hang with Omar ...

Quick Recap: How impressive was that?

The Special One's Inter Milan was dire, no question. But Carlo Ancelotti's Chelsea? They were quite impressive during Tuesday's decisive 2-0 win in Pasadena. Again, Carlo broke ...

Hughes set Terry saga ablaze

Hey Mark Hughes, own up or shut the f*** up. If you've spoken to England's Brave John Terry -- currently employed by Chelsea by the way -- ...

Post of the year? Virgin(s) loathe CFC

Ten reasons Chelsea are disliked Have fun with this one guys.

Finally someone to blame: Arnesen becomes SD

As had been somewhat expected -- yet kind of shocking, really -- Frank Arnesen, chief scout and director of youth development at Chelsea, has now ...

Montage: RAWSE

The sound of silence: England's Brave John Terry

John Terry will take part in his first training session of the preseason today. This with his future at the club still largely uncertain. The Chelsea captain has ...

Star of 'Curb Your Enthusiasm' speaks to Chelsea TV

Blues television sat down with Larry David on Tuesday. Not really. But seriously, isn't Chelsea chairman Bruce Buck a dead ringer for David? Whatever. Buck gave ...

Video: Ancelotti's inaugural press conference

Cashley snubs new deal? Perez lurking...

On this fine 4th of July, The Sun is pulling out all the sensational stops. This time, the quintessential outlet for integrity and honest reporting reckons ...

RAWSE, our new No. 2

RAWSE. Yeah, I know. Ross -- as in former Middlesbrough goalkeeper Ross Turnbull, our newest signing -- is mispelled. From henceforth, our new No. 2 between the ...

Chelsea appeal Drogba, Bosingwa bans

Not much going on in the world of Chelsea at the moment. I'd gauge tomorrow will change that drastically. Anyway. On the official front, the Blues ...

Sahar shipped out

Via the official Web site of RCD Espanyol (note: this report has been doctored a bit) ... "Ben Sahar (10/08/1989 Jolón, Israel) has become a new ...

Ladies & Gents, Mr. & Mrs. Joe Cole!

Joey Boy and sweetheart Carly Zucker wed Saturday in a £3 million extravaganza that featured Joey belting out some of Oasis' greatest hits on the ...

England's Brave John Terry now planet's best father

On the cusp of Father's Day, it's only appropriate to gaze upon the greatest dad on earth, Chelsea defender John Terry. Terry, father of the father of ...

Hull visits the Bridge on opening day

The 2009-10 Premier League fixture list was released today. I must say, I like what I'm seeing. The first two months look rather comfortable, away to ...

UEFA hands out bans, fines -- shocking

All-powerful Uefa, so pure and righteous, finally took aim at Chelsea today. Hefty suspensions and substantial fines were handed out for the Blues' so-called improper conduct during/after the Champions League ...

Ricky blasts Chelsea as he & Deco near exit

Good News. Bad news. That's how I'd describe the iminent departures of Deco and Ricky Carvalho. It looks as if a deal with Inter Milan is close ...

Blues join the Tevez fray?

Sky Sports believes the Carlos Tevez line has begun to form. The inspirational figure above looks to have officially handed Sir Alex the stink palm ...