Finally back

Just got home from vacation, and a little disappointed I wasn't able to cover any Euro action, but hey, what can you do? Overall I ...

The Hell With The Glazers

My girlfriend and I are going to visit family in Pittsburgh so there won't be much, if any, posting over the next 2 weeks so ...

Daily Real Madrid Transfer Speculation

Portugal coach and Ronaldo's close friend Luiz Felipe Scolari basically admitted he told Ronaldo to go to Real Madrid during a press conference earlier today. 'We've ...

Nereida Gallardo Is Classy - Update

When she's not busy being a wild animal in bed (NSFW-ish) or telling everyone she's going to be Mrs. Ronaldo via MSN chats, Nereida Gallardo ...

Photo of the Day: Another Award

Ronaldo accepts the "Best Portuguese Athlete Playing Outside Portugal" award last night.

Damn You Marca

...Stop getting my hopes up. Yesterday Ramon Calderon seemed to admit defeat in his quest to buy Ronaldo, but the ever optimistic Marca went ahead and ...

Sweet Ink Bro!

One person needs to rethink their profession. The other needs to look into laser removal. I mean jesus, his face looks like the kid from System ...

Marca Is Reliable / Thank God For Shoes

Marca's daily verbal hard-on for Ronaldo is a 'report' that Manchester United will demand Sergio Ramos, Robinho, and Mahammadou Diarra, plus $50 million from Madrid ...

The Italian Ronaldo?

So this is Juventus (on loan at Serie B's A.S. Bari) striker Davide Lanzafame, who's been getting a little press recently for his Ronaldo-esque style. "He ...

Real Madrid Transfer Action, Now With Sexy Cars

Madrid based/biased sports daily Marca continued 'Operación Cristiano' today with a few more details of the contract Cristiano Ronaldo will be offered should he leave ...

Lily Allen Likes The Sauce, Hates Ronaldo

UK "singer" Lily Allen and her boobs decided to share her drunken ramblings thoughts on the Champions' League final while in Cannes yesterday for a ...

Sir Alex Ferguson vs Pumpkin The Cat

After a few too many drinks while watching the game last night my girlfriend decided her cat looks like Alex Ferguson...

You Don't Say No To Real Madrid

Immediatly following his Champions' League final victory with United, The Best Player in the World added some more fuel to the fire that is the ...

Cristiano Ronaldo > Everyone

"I scored two times against Arsenal, I scored against Liverpool. I score against every team in England. I am very happy with my season. I ...

Wrap Up Of The Past Week

It's been a hectic few days, hence no posting, so let's get down to it and look at some of the past week's news: C-Ron picked ...

United / Barça LiveBlog

...is not here. It's here, brought to you by Daryl. A slight hangover kept me from posting this earlier, but I should be over that soon thanks ...

PFA Player Of The Year, Part II

Cristiano Ronaldo was again named Professional Footballers' Association Player of the Year tonight. I'll give you all a moment for the shock to wear off. Ronaldo ...

Cristiano Ronaldo Is Offensive, Rich

I didn't get to watch the game today, but it doesn't really matter seeing as he only played for about twenty minutes anyways so you're ...

Poll, Who Was The Best Player Last Night?

I know who it certainly wasn't. I'm going with Ferdinand... without him United surely would have had at least one in the back of ...

Romanistas, And Others

First off, let me say that by writing this, I am in no way trying to disrespect any supporter of the Giallorossi, I'm just trying ...

Xavi Hernandez Is Talented

In an interview with Daily Press yesterday, Barcelona midfielder Xavi urged Ronaldo to 'push himself further' by leaving the Premiership and playing abroad where there ...

Cristiano Ronaldo vs Fernando Torres

Funny How Things Change...

After his part in Rooney's red had already vilified him to the English collective, I remember watching as Ronaldo stepped up to the spot and ...

Eidur Gudjohnsen Is Smart

"Eidur Gudjohnsen has warned his Barcelona team-mates that Paul Scholes will be more of a threat than Cristiano Ronaldo in their UEFA Champions League semi-final ...

Just Some Quick News

To kick this off, I'm Alessandro, and I hope to be your go-to source for all things Red Jesus. I've followed him religiously for about ...

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