Cristiano Ronaldo Lookalike Tricking Girls Into Bed

Jaime Wright (pictured) from Eastbourne looks a fair bit like Cristiano Ronaldo. No arguments here. Wright looks so much like C-Ron that he makes his ...

10 Things We Learned in the Premier League

1. We're going to need more free alcohol Bolton gave away 1,000 pints of pre-match beer to try and encourage some more vocal home support against ...

Will CR7 Win the Ballon d'Or?

The shortlists are being sent out, and voting is begining on one of the most prestigous titles in world football - The Ballon d'Or. With ...

Who Owns Carlos Tevez Anyway?

Latest news from transfer rumour machine/newspaper Marca is that Real Madrid want Man Utd's Carlos Tevez. You might be thinking that transfers between Man Utd ...

Those Cristiano Ronaldo Rumours are Back. And It's Only October.

Aargh! The transfer rumour we thought was buried (at least until next spring) has risen from the dead like some sort of tabloid-tastic zombie. And ...

Cross-Cultural Exchange

[Click for larger version.] We swear we're not trying to turn this blog into ZABs, or something, but it's not every day a man makes Cristiano ...

Ooh! Look! Another CR7 Store! Now You, Too, Can Dress Like This!

Gentlemen, would you wear these shoes? How about this "belt with diamante buckle"? Seriously? Like, out in public? When it's not Halloween? ...

Daily Dose 10.09.08

Some news to read as you use lie detectors for your candidates' forum: A whole new way to mark your man. (Do you think this ...

Daily Dose 10.07.08

Some news to read as you use a military plane to fly penguins home: Watch out for those sun outages; they could spoil your footy-watching fun. ...

Cristiano Ronaldo Can't Dance

At least the video game version. Don't be surprised if you see some litigation arise for this defamation of character disguised as a post-goal celebration ...

Poll: Did Cristiano Ronaldo Dive or Did He Fall?

Cristiano Ronaldo got all the headlines after Man Utd's 2-0 win over Bolton, mostly for the way he won Utd's penalty (which he also converted.) You ...

Now Adding Drug Dealers To ManU's Entourage

As good as Manchester United were last year, and they were very good, their off the field shenanigans, mostly those involving Portuguese speaking attackers and ...

Photo: Reluctant Manlove

This photo speaks volumes. Maybe something like... Giggs:"Hold me tight, Cristiano." CR: "I wish you were a hooker, Ryan." (Andrew Yates/AFP/Getty Images)

David Beckham on Sesame Street

David Beckham might be a superstar, and he might have inadvertently started the whole WAG thing (sort of). But he's not your typical superstar, because ...

Why Chelsea will defeat Manchester United -- Part 2

2. Cristiano Ronaldo's offseason training regimen... Step 1: Find Training Partner (that pays attention to detail) Step 2: Avoid Spotlight Step 3: Make Smart Decisions Step 3: ...

All is Forgiven?

Hmm. After his laughable flirtation with Real Madrid over the Summer, Ronaldo returned to the Old Trafford pitch today, to cheers and applause. Likely helped by ...

Why We Should All Welcome Back Cristiano Ronaldo

Ankle surgery has kept him out of the early season, but looks like Cristiano Ronaldo will be fit enough to play in Man Utd's Champions ...

Citeh Continues Market Assault; Ronaldo Gets A Job.

Or so it seems. Ronaldo, the real/plump one, has dropped an enormous hint that he'll soon be joining Brazilian playtime buddy Robinho in the other ...

September's Interesting Times

Latin scholars amongst you will know that septimus means "seventh" and Roman historians know that that is why September was the seventh month of the ...

Aston Martin Releases A Footballer's Dream

Aston Martin is releasing a new car. A really, really sexy new car. So sexy it'll cost a million pounds, meaning it will become the ...

How Man City Might Save Football (sort of)

(Yep, we're still banging on about the Man City takeover. So sue us. It's interesting stuff.) So Man City now have all the money in the ...

Man City: The New Evil Empire

topic du jour It appears stealing the closing act was not enough, as Manchester City's new owners would like to steal tomorrow's matinee, the following evening ...

the brave new world of Man City

If you were one of "those" types who stayed out of the loop (i.e. weren't "connected" online always) you're possibly waking up to a very ...

City line Cesc, El Nino...and Cristiano Ronaldo

As the world recovers from the shock of Manchetser City's buyout and subsequent buying of Robinho, the new owners have outlined the players that they ...

Just A Picture: Ronaldo Has A Major Fan In Indonesia...

Rewind: Your Weekly EPL Round Up!

A day later than promised last week, but a look around at the best EPL stories from around The Offside over the last seven days ...

Ronaldo Wins Again, Ignores Sir Alex

Ronaldo picked up a few more awards to add to his insane trophy haul from last season by being named both the European Club Player ...

New CL Threads

Ronaldo and Franck Ribéry Gary Neville model United's new Champion's League away kit, which commemorates the 40th anniversary of their (and English football's) first European ...

Robinho to Chelsea Within 48 Hours, Kaka Going Nowhere

Chelsea are expecting to have Real Madrid's Robinho in a blue shirt within 48 hours, for a fee expected to be around 36 million euros. ...

Transfer news: Who the hell is Fabio Paim?

He's the next Ronaldinho (without all the weight). He also bears a strong resemblance to Jar Jar Binks. But I digress. Paim's a winger. A flashy one. ...