Ronaldo's Thinking Gets Wishful

Tut, tut, tut. You'd think that if Ronaldo truly wanted people to stop the booing - he might choose to stay on his feet ...

Guus Hiddink, Lionel Messi, and Cristiano Ronaldo in trouble with the Law

Russia national team coach Guud Hiddink was a wanted man leading up to the World Cup this year with countries and clubs from around the ...

Sean Davis teaches Lee Young-Pyo how to dive

There was another round in the endless did Cristiano Ronaldo dive or did he not debate this past weekend after the Manchester United winger was ...

A Quick Bite for February 5th

* Despite initial injury fears - Rooney set to spearhead the England attack on Wednesday... * Ronaldo's consummate ease at going to ground stirs up ...

Cristiano Ronaldo - The Soap Opera

If the enigmatic Cristiano Ronaldo were to leave United for the lights of La Liga - not only would it be a great loss ...

Ronaldo Falls Over... (Bang! Bang! Bang!)

Another Happy Monday

So the Spurs threat never truly materialized - despite their fast start. Ronaldo "earned" a penalty on the stroke of half time, then bang ...

A Quick Bite for February 2nd

* United's lack of activity in the transfer window doesn't pose any immediate concern... * Henrik Larsson full of praise for the talent of the ...

Until The Summer Then...

So Real Madrid's cheeky/typical tactic of trying to unsettle a player through the media may fade for a few months (sweet mercy!) - but ...

Cristiano Ronaldo - The Beginning

A Quick Bite for January 30th

* Cris Ronaldo warned to zip it over the Real Madrid nonsense... * Another nail in the FA Cup coffin - Reading reserves to play ...

The Handsome One Speaks

A Quick Bite for January 26th

* Fergie again forced to insist Ronaldo stays - even if the price is quite high... * Portsmouth boss denies his club were behind the ...

A Quick Bite for January 25th

* Gary Neville tips "Sparky" as the man to fill Sir Alex's rather large and daunting footsteps... * Be the subject of a juicy transfer ...

When Saturday Comes (Nice Gag)

A Quick Bite for January 17th

* Chinese striker puts pen to paper, commiting himself to United until 2010... * Guiseppe Rossi heads back to former club in search of much ...

Juve Really, Really Want (the Pretty) Ronaldo

Yesterday, Spanish newspaper La Stampa insisted Juventus and Manchester United were in talks to bring Cristiano Ronaldo -- likely the best player in England right ...

A Quick Bite For January 15th

* The erstwhile Ryan Giggs has no plans to head off into the sunset just yet... * Cristiano Ronaldo remains confident about his impressive goal ...

A Quick Bite For January 12th

* Sir Alex Ferguson asks for a little perspective and calm towards the big Henrik Larsson question... * Paul Scholes isn't in a reserved mood, ...

A Quick Bite For January 10th

* It seems United are linked with yet another midfielder this January window... * Louis Saha with high praise for the man who kept the ...

Rude-naldo

You know, every time I watch United with my lovely wife - she marvels at Cristiano Ronaldo's perfectly waxed eyebrows and delightfully gelled hair ...

Those "Sizzling Sex Sessions" might explain Cristiano Ronaldo's Great Form

Manchester United's Cristiano Ronaldo deserves a lot of credit. Not only has he withstood intense scrutiny and the boo birds wherever he has played ...

A Quick Bite For January 5th

* Sir Alex reveals one of the biggest single regrets of his 20 years at United... * Patrice Evra talks about the inspiration for his ...

Transfer Talk: Another Ronaldo for Real Madrid, a Robot for Juventus, a Plane for Fulham

It is that time of year again when the rumors are hot and heavy and fiction becomes reality. We’ll do our best to help ...

Agent Provocateur

As you can see from this exclusive fake picture, captured by the Man U Offside photographer, my Uncle Ted - Cristiano Ronaldo's agent was ...

Cristiano Shining Over Christmas

The absolute nonsense that followed Rooney's sending off at the World Cup, could have led to Cristiano Ronaldo fleeing England, for some peace and ...

A Quick Bite For December 27th

* Might Sir Alex fancy following in the footsteps of Basil Fawlty one day? * Ferguson - forever one to play the curmudgeon it would ...

Roundup

Well, its been a few days since my last post and a great deal actually has happened. Chelsea has played three games, against Newcastle ...

A Quick Bite For December 7th

* A critical eye observes Fergie's tactics, and their results at Old Trafford last night... * With Ronaldo having ignited the diving debate yet again, ...

Daily Dose 12.07

Some stories to read while you blame the camel for drinking all the beer…. Feel free to call him Thierry Hilfiger (Friends of Ours) Some people are ...