Stop Me If You've Heard This One Before

It's evident to me that only two things will survive a nuclear holocaust -- cockroaches, and football fans moaning about diving. The incessant debate rages ...

Ronny Gives Boo Boys More Fodder

It's unlikely Cristiano Ronaldo actually prays for an end to the constant booing he attracts once he steps on a football pitch, but if ...

Daily Dose 12.04

Some stories to read while you discover the key to longevity.... That new Arsenal stadium sure is poisonous (Arsenal Offside) If you're looking to support an underdog ...

A Quick Snack

Rooney chats with the cops - right before the Chelski match... United's global position under threat from Peter Kenyon's "Blue 'n' White Army"...? Fergie allows ...

Daily Dose 11.24

I'll be back at it on Monday. Until then, here are some stories that can help with your post-holiday digestive issues.... If you aren't careful, ...

At Least Somebody Likes Ronaldo

Nobody receives more abuse at an English football ground than Ronaldo. I'm still amazed that crowds continue to boo him - months after the ...

Ronaldo's Gaffe (Thank Goodness it Wasn't One-All at the Time)

Rooney Double Dulls Blades

Well, thankfully, United managed to avoid any letdown before perhaps, the two biggest matches of the season so far. Inspired by the plainly back in-form ...

Cristiano Ronaldo Fights for Fair Play in Underworld Football Game

Just when you thought nothing could be better than having pictures of Manchester United winger Cristiano Ronaldo on your cell phone or your Myspace page, ...

Viva La Volley

Perhaps you think Cristiano Ronaldo's bicycle kick goal that wasn't a goal for Portugal against Azerbaijan on Saturday is the nicest volley you've seen this ...

Daily Dose 10.10

Some stories to read while you consider renting a hotel room instead of a mosque next time... * Bathing in bottled water sure beats the alternative ...

Daily Dose 09.29

Some stories to read while you save your air miles for a future space voyage.... * Team forfeits match because no one can find keys to ...

The World Awaits Cristiano Ronaldo's Newest Trick

For a second there we were actually starting to appreciate the way Cristiano Ronaldo has been handling himself. He's accepted the abuse he is ...

Christiano Ronaldo Plays and Lives to Tell About It

A few pieces of gum thrown his way, some boos and a pair goals. All in a day's work for Manchester United's Cristiano Ronaldo ...

Rooney Sent Off in Friendly. It Must be Ronaldo's Fault

Wayne Rooney is continuing his form from the World Cup. In an exhibition match today against FC Porto, the Manchester United forward received a ...

Charlton Tells Cristiano Ronaldo to suck it up

Amid reports of increased security and death threats, Manchester United legend Bobby Charlton chimed in today with his thoughts about Cristiano Ronaldo's return to mother ...