IT'S IN DA NET!!

Luciano's following Bobby's lead, and has made a website. One can only hope that he'll post videos of himself every week, so I can ...

You're welcome.

WE MUST PROTECT THIS HOUSE!!!

*I was looking for a picture of the large, sweaty, screaming black man in Under Armor attire, but was unable to do so. C'est ...

Since I wasn't nominated...

Vote for DCenters on the USMNT site for best US Soccer blog. Do it right here. I expect this favor to be repaid with constant ...

M.V.P. M.V.P.!

Luciano Emilio is the 2007 MLS MVP. At an absolute bargain price of $300,000, DC United has a player that scored 20 goals and won the ...

A Little bit more news

Evidentially, Ben Olsen wasn't the only one needing surgery. Marc Burch goes under the knife. Boswell fooled the blogosphere with reports that Esky was returning. ...

Two Bits of United News...

Both from Goff's Insider. Josh Gros may retire, but will not be back next year (most likely). Link Ben Olsen is having surgery in both of ...

Always Look On The Bright Side of Life (Right.)

Since the end of the game I've done adrenaline-fueled rage, and then depression, and finally drunk. Very, very drunk. So that it's a ...

Couldn't have said it better...

This blogger talks about the unfair hand dealt to DC, in comparison to Chicago. In this particular instance, it's a disadvantage to be successful. Take ...

Liveblogging the Madness; FIRE v UNITED in the DANGER ZONE (RFK)

I'm gonna give this a go, if I get bored, or this hurts my enjoyment of the game, I will abandon this. If you ...

Jaime Moreno Is Not Putting Up With Your S#@$

Per Goff's United-related blog post today: Commenting on observers who have been saying United is not going to win this series, the usually mild-mannered Bolivian said: ...

Welcome to Soctober

Max sort of stole my thunder, but I'll break down my thoughts for ya. - The presentation of this game was shocking. From cameras operated ...

So full of rage...

It would be best to not post tonight. I'll save it for tomorrow. Sigh. SO MUCH RAGE.

A Thousand Apologies

Sorry peoples, I fell of the map. I didn't get to watch the Crew match (luckily), because I was in the woods camping. ...

DC (MD) United?

Should we all quiver and cry because of the supposed move to Maryland? No. Here's why. This is all about putting some ...

The Only Thing I Care About

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! As far as I'm concerned, we're done. In a real league, we are the champions. But, since we aren't in a real league, there is ...

Post Game- United 0 Chicago 0

This game was not a thing of beauty. You can blame the lack of Jaime up top. You can blame the defensive miscues ...

Pain

Sorry, but I'll be away for a while. I had an emergency appendectomy, and am in a lot of pain. I'll get ...

Well, that sucked.

Since I couldn't stay up till 2 to watch the game, I followed the suck on Soccer Insider, and was crushed slowly and thoroughly. ...

Jon

A guy who like DC United, Fulham and Chelsea *which is obviously weird*, and the Washington Nationals and the NY Yankees. He clearly spends ...

Five Great Things About the All-Star Game

The Matt Reis Comedy Hour. The YouTube clip has to be coming, and you should see it. Watching Celtic players attempt (and fail) to grasp ...

ROAD TRIP!

Moreno back but still out! First place in the standings! and along road trip ahead! Kansas results and aftermath. DC United will play the quarterfinal round ...

Yinkamania is Dead

Kasali Yinka Casal, we hardly knew ye. The official word is in and Casal is no longer a DC player. Goff's reporting today ...

Paging Mr. Casal to the Courtesy Phone

We're now three days removed from the Rapids game and no word on Casal's injury. Meanwhile, the BigSoccer rumor mill has picked up the ...

The Bell Tolls for Erpen

Yeah, look, I'm not going to pretend to shed too many tears for Facundo Erpen, most of which I think are based on optimistic attachment ...

The Pre-Game: 6/28 vs. Colorado

Hooray for short weeks! Hooray for games on ESPN2 (= I don't end up spending thirty bucks at the bar)! Hooray for relatively weak opponents for a ...

SOMEONE HAS TO WIN!

Unfortunately it was RSL, seems it has been a very long time that DC United has had a victory in Salt Lake or Denver! It ...

The Pre-Game Plus: 6/23 @ Real Salt Lake

There are some games that just defy the need for analysis, and this is one of them. Salt Lake is, point blank, a pathetic ...

Casal for Nigeria!

And now for something completely different: I am actually enthusiastically endorsing the call-up of a United player for a international tournament. Obviously the Bob ...

The Indispensible Troy Perkins

I guess we forget, being annoyed with his early gaffes or distracted by Jaime's absence and the roster shuffling upfield. You'd think the worth ...