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Just the facts, Ma'am: Hibs Preview

By Matt | December 5th, 2008

I usually start out these Friday previews with some sort of witty anecdote, pun, or play on words relating to the weekend's opponent or some ...

Inverness CT Preview: Northern Exposure

By Matt | October 17th, 2008

As the video I posted yesterday shows, Celtic have had to rely on late goals often up North. Celtic have won or tied late ...

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