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        <title>diego-forlan : Tags of Tags</title>
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<item><title>Diego Forlán.  Shirtless.  For our Health</title><link>http://habs.theoffside.com/gratuitous-nudity/diego-forlan-shirtless-for-our-health.html</link><dc:creator>Amanda Leerat</dc:creator><pubDate>2009-11-16 10:10:51</pubDate><description>
Oh, look!  It&#39;s Atletico Madrid player Diego Forlán, showing us that his abs and biceps apparently have something to do with &#34;men&#34; and &#34;health.&#34; ...</description><content:encoded>
Oh, look!  It&#39;s Atletico Madrid player Diego Forlán, showing us that his abs and biceps apparently have something to do with &#34;men&#34; and &#34;health.&#34; ...</content:encoded></item><item><title>Get Ripped Like Forlán</title><link>http://atletico.theoffside.com/interesting-stuff/get-ripped-like-forlan.html</link><dc:creator>Al</dc:creator><pubDate>2009-11-16 00:46:11</pubDate><description>Diego Forlan is featured in the latest version of Men&#39;s Health (Spain version) and he&#39;ll show you how to get rid of the belly and ...</description><content:encoded>Diego Forlan is featured in the latest version of Men&#39;s Health (Spain version) and he&#39;ll show you how to get rid of the belly and ...</content:encoded></item><item><title>Diego Forlán Interview</title><link>http://atletico.theoffside.com/team-news/diego-forlan-interview.html</link><dc:creator>Al</dc:creator><pubDate>2009-11-05 16:54:27</pubDate><description>I&#39;m not a big fan of reprinting news, but this interview was one that I had to share with everyone. It was done with Marca, ...</description><content:encoded>I&#39;m not a big fan of reprinting news, but this interview was one that I had to share with everyone. It was done with Marca, ...</content:encoded></item><item><title>Thou Shalt Not Mess With Sir Alex</title><link>http://www.theoffside.com/world-football/thou-shalt-not-mess-with-sir-alex.html</link><dc:creator>chris</dc:creator><pubDate>2009-09-15 04:00:31</pubDate><description>These words stand as first hand advice from Diego Forlan, the ex-Red Devil whose stint is more famous for sitter missing and shirtlessness than any ...</description><content:encoded>These words stand as first hand advice from Diego Forlan, the ex-Red Devil whose stint is more famous for sitter missing and shirtlessness than any ...</content:encoded></item><item><title>Soundoff: Pick Your European Golden Boot Winner</title><link>http://www.theoffside.com/world-football/soundoff-pick-your-esm-golden-boot-winner.html</link><dc:creator>chris</dc:creator><pubDate>2009-08-12 07:30:01</pubDate><description>Yesterday, Raul declared his immediate eligibility for the old age home by proclaiming Mikey Owen a possible candidate for the Premiership scoring title, despite ample ...</description><content:encoded>Yesterday, Raul declared his immediate eligibility for the old age home by proclaiming Mikey Owen a possible candidate for the Premiership scoring title, despite ample ...</content:encoded></item><item><title>Ladies &amp;amp; Gents, Your 08/09 Golden Boot Winner: Diego Forlan.</title><link>http://www.theoffside.com/leagues/spain-la-liga/ladies-gents-your-0809-golden-boot-winner-diego-forlan.html</link><dc:creator>chris</dc:creator><pubDate>2009-06-01 10:00:59</pubDate><description>

Everybody began the Atletico year talking about Kun Aguero. We did. And rightfully so. But nose into a discussion about Madrid&#39;s second team and you&#39;ll ...</description><content:encoded>

Everybody began the Atletico year talking about Kun Aguero. We did. And rightfully so. But nose into a discussion about Madrid&#39;s second team and you&#39;ll ...</content:encoded></item><item><title>Video: Forlán&#39;s 32 Goals</title><link>http://atletico.theoffside.com/team-news/video-forlans-32-goals.html</link><dc:creator>Al</dc:creator><pubDate>2009-05-31 18:15:17</pubDate><description>Ladies and gents, I present you this year&#39;s Pichichi and the European Golden Boot winner:



Because I&#39;m a dork, I made a tally of the types ...</description><content:encoded>Ladies and gents, I present you this year&#39;s Pichichi and the European Golden Boot winner:



Because I&#39;m a dork, I made a tally of the types ...</content:encoded></item><item><title>Athletic 1, Atlético 4: Feels Even Better, Man</title><link>http://atletico.theoffside.com/team-news/athletic-1-atletico-4-feels-even-better-man.html</link><dc:creator>Al</dc:creator><pubDate>2009-05-24 10:15:14</pubDate><description>In Marca&#39;s words: Everything is easier when you have Diego Forlan in your life.

So Atlético pretty much killed Athletic Bilbao and pissed on their Copa ...</description><content:encoded>In Marca&#39;s words: Everything is easier when you have Diego Forlan in your life.

So Atlético pretty much killed Athletic Bilbao and pissed on their Copa ...</content:encoded></item><item><title>Weekend Quiz Answers:  Who Were Those CONMEBOL Boys?</title><link>http://www.theoffside.com/world-football/weekend-quiz-answers-who-were-those-conmebol-boys.html</link><dc:creator>Laurie</dc:creator><pubDate>2009-05-17 16:32:22</pubDate><description>If you haven&#39;t taken the quiz yet then click here to give it a go and then return here for the answers.

Good effort from everyone ...</description><content:encoded>If you haven&#39;t taken the quiz yet then click here to give it a go and then return here for the answers.

Good effort from everyone ...</content:encoded></item><item><title>It&#39;s A Damn Final</title><link>http://atletico.theoffside.com/preview/its-a-damn-final.html</link><dc:creator>Al</dc:creator><pubDate>2009-05-16 09:36:44</pubDate><description>I&#39;m so excited for tomorrow that I can&#39;t contain it. SO EXCITED!!!! The last Champions League spot is all that we have left to fight ...</description><content:encoded>I&#39;m so excited for tomorrow that I can&#39;t contain it. SO EXCITED!!!! The last Champions League spot is all that we have left to fight ...</content:encoded></item><item><title>Transfer Talk: Translator Wanted.</title><link>http://www.theoffside.com/world-football/transfer-talk-translator-wanted.html</link><dc:creator>chris</dc:creator><pubDate>2009-05-14 08:46:20</pubDate><description>Big clubs rule the pages, which would have you believe at least half of this is 75% made up.

In his neverending quest to change the ...</description><content:encoded>Big clubs rule the pages, which would have you believe at least half of this is 75% made up.

In his neverending quest to change the ...</content:encoded></item><item><title>All Hail Forlán..... and Watch The F*ck Out, Valencia</title><link>http://atletico.theoffside.com/review/all-hail-forlan-and-watch-the-fck-out-valencia.html</link><dc:creator>Al</dc:creator><pubDate>2009-05-11 09:06:45</pubDate><description>It&#39;s official: Atlético Madrid are kings of the comeback. They don&#39;t play any better in any other circumstance than being down goals. Playing with 10 ...</description><content:encoded>It&#39;s official: Atlético Madrid are kings of the comeback. They don&#39;t play any better in any other circumstance than being down goals. Playing with 10 ...</content:encoded></item><item><title>Quiz Answers: Champions League Edition.</title><link>http://www.theoffside.com/world-football/quiz-answers-champions-league-edition.html</link><dc:creator>chris</dc:creator><pubDate>2009-05-03 19:13:41</pubDate><description>I thought this week&#39;s edition was a bit difficult but I was proven wrong, as a certain blogger has a strange &#34;knack&#34; for picking out ...</description><content:encoded>I thought this week&#39;s edition was a bit difficult but I was proven wrong, as a certain blogger has a strange &#34;knack&#34; for picking out ...</content:encoded></item><item><title>Atlético 3 - Numancia 0</title><link>http://atletico.theoffside.com/review/atletico-3-numancia-0.html</link><dc:creator>Al</dc:creator><pubDate>2009-04-19 12:55:05</pubDate><description>The downside of supporting a smaller club - well, more like a &#34;not as big as Barca or Madrid&#34; - is the fact that it&#39;s ...</description><content:encoded>The downside of supporting a smaller club - well, more like a &#34;not as big as Barca or Madrid&#34; - is the fact that it&#39;s ...</content:encoded></item><item><title>4th Place, Who Wants It?</title><link>http://atletico.theoffside.com/review/4th-place-who-wants-it.html</link><dc:creator>Al</dc:creator><pubDate>2009-04-13 07:26:46</pubDate><description>Screw the title race. Barcelona is 6 points clear and Real Madrid is hot on their tail. Yawn. The only fun there is seeing which ...</description><content:encoded>Screw the title race. Barcelona is 6 points clear and Real Madrid is hot on their tail. Yawn. The only fun there is seeing which ...</content:encoded></item><item><title>Calling New York Offsiders, plus... Diego Forlan Comedy</title><link>http://atletico.theoffside.com/interesting-stuff/calling-new-york-offsiders-plus-diego-forlan-comedy.html</link><dc:creator>Al</dc:creator><pubDate>2009-03-18 11:58:51</pubDate><description>I know that there are many of you. Barcelona fans. Valencia fans. Come out, come out, wherever you are.

This is completely off topic from anything ...</description><content:encoded>I know that there are many of you. Barcelona fans. Valencia fans. Come out, come out, wherever you are.

This is completely off topic from anything ...</content:encoded></item><item><title>Forlán and Maxi In A Music Video</title><link>http://atletico.theoffside.com/interesting-stuff/forlan-and-maxi-in-a-music-video.html</link><dc:creator>Al</dc:creator><pubDate>2009-03-17 21:43:17</pubDate><description>You don&#39;t have to watch the whole thing, they&#39;re only in the first few seconds. Unless you want the evil hand of catchy Argie pop ...</description><content:encoded>You don&#39;t have to watch the whole thing, they&#39;re only in the first few seconds. Unless you want the evil hand of catchy Argie pop ...</content:encoded></item><item><title>No Villarreal, You Cannot Have Points</title><link>http://atletico.theoffside.com/review/no-villarreal-you-cannot-have-points.html</link><dc:creator>Al</dc:creator><pubDate>2009-03-16 07:20:55</pubDate><description>…said Atlético Madrid after Antonio Lopez scored the match winner. With his goal, a match packed with stupid Villarreal goals and Atlético domination was finally ...</description><content:encoded>…said Atlético Madrid after Antonio Lopez scored the match winner. With his goal, a match packed with stupid Villarreal goals and Atlético domination was finally ...</content:encoded></item><item><title>Good Job, But For The Love Of God... Score!</title><link>http://atletico.theoffside.com/review/good-job-but-for-the-love-of-god-score.html</link><dc:creator>Al</dc:creator><pubDate>2009-03-08 16:55:30</pubDate><description>This right here, friends, is the man of the hour, the holiest of the pretty blonde strikers, Diego Forlán.

All I have to say is: ho-ho-ho-holy ...</description><content:encoded>This right here, friends, is the man of the hour, the holiest of the pretty blonde strikers, Diego Forlán.

All I have to say is: ho-ho-ho-holy ...</content:encoded></item><item><title>Some European Weekend Man Love</title><link>http://habs.theoffside.com/man-love-hotness/some-european-weekend-man-love.html</link><dc:creator>Amanda Leerat</dc:creator><pubDate>2009-03-07 16:11:57</pubDate><description>How can I show my love for you?  Let me count the ways.

I can hold your hand.

 




And again.

  



Or we can engage ...</description><content:encoded>How can I show my love for you?  Let me count the ways.

I can hold your hand.

 




And again.

  



Or we can engage ...</content:encoded></item><item><title>Atlético 4, Barça 3, a.k.a. &#34;asdjkf NO WAY!&#34;</title><link>http://atletico.theoffside.com/review/atletico-4-barca-3-aka-asdjkf-no-way.html</link><dc:creator>Al</dc:creator><pubDate>2009-03-01 16:30:33</pubDate><description>Now it&#39;s MY turn to write one of these posts. If you can&#39;t stomach the rambling of an excessively excited Atlético fan, then click on ...</description><content:encoded>Now it&#39;s MY turn to write one of these posts. If you can&#39;t stomach the rambling of an excessively excited Atlético fan, then click on ...</content:encoded></item><item><title>Sevilla 1-0 Patético Madrid; &#34;Oh My Jesús!!&#34;</title><link>http://sevilla.theoffside.com/team-news/sevilla-1-0-patetico-madrid-oh-my-jesus.html</link><dc:creator>Anthony</dc:creator><pubDate>2009-02-22 20:27:02</pubDate><description>Sure we left it to the 87th minute but who better to score it than our most consistent performer all season and my secret man-crush? ...</description><content:encoded>Sure we left it to the 87th minute but who better to score it than our most consistent performer all season and my secret man-crush? ...</content:encoded></item><item><title>Sevilla v Atlético Preview - Saturday 4pm GolTV; &#34;The Winning Loser&#34;</title><link>http://sevilla.theoffside.com/team-news/sevilla-v-atletico-preview-saturday-4pm-goltv-the-winning-loser.html</link><dc:creator>Anthony</dc:creator><pubDate>2009-02-20 11:44:30</pubDate><description>So it&#39;s needless to say that this will be a match of two pretty highly prestigious Spanish sides.  This time around though unlike the ...</description><content:encoded>So it&#39;s needless to say that this will be a match of two pretty highly prestigious Spanish sides.  This time around though unlike the ...</content:encoded></item><item><title>Getafe Does It Again</title><link>http://atletico.theoffside.com/review/getafe-does-it-again.html</link><dc:creator>al</dc:creator><pubDate>2009-02-16 12:31:11</pubDate><description>If there&#39;s any team in La Liga that I would love removed from football (relegation works fine), it&#39;s Getafe. Getafe is like that tick that ...</description><content:encoded>If there&#39;s any team in La Liga that I would love removed from football (relegation works fine), it&#39;s Getafe. Getafe is like that tick that ...</content:encoded></item><item><title>Video: Atlético Learn How To Score Again</title><link>http://atletico.theoffside.com/review/video-atletico-learn-how-to-score-again.html</link><dc:creator>al</dc:creator><pubDate>2009-02-09 11:09:01</pubDate><description>I haven&#39;t seen Atlético play like this since last year, as strange as that sounds.

Effortless goals and a great debut for our manager. Should we ...</description><content:encoded>I haven&#39;t seen Atlético play like this since last year, as strange as that sounds.

Effortless goals and a great debut for our manager. Should we ...</content:encoded></item><item><title>Valladolid Preview and Banega Interview</title><link>http://atletico.theoffside.com/preview/valladolid-preview-and-banega-interview.html</link><dc:creator>al</dc:creator><pubDate>2009-01-31 10:59:55</pubDate><description>The first chance at Liga revenge this season is always something to look forward to. When we were on a high after the 4-0 smashing ...</description><content:encoded>The first chance at Liga revenge this season is always something to look forward to. When we were on a high after the 4-0 smashing ...</content:encoded></item><item><title>Well, At Least Aguirre Feels Positive</title><link>http://atletico.theoffside.com/interviews/well-at-least-aguirre-feels-positive.html</link><dc:creator>al</dc:creator><pubDate>2009-01-20 14:30:10</pubDate><description>It must stink to be Javier Aguirre right now. When your team is under-performing and some of the angriest fans in Spain are chanting for ...</description><content:encoded>It must stink to be Javier Aguirre right now. When your team is under-performing and some of the angriest fans in Spain are chanting for ...</content:encoded></item><item><title>The Battle For Third (And Possibly Second) Place</title><link>http://atletico.theoffside.com/preview/the-battle-for-third-and-possibly-second-place.html</link><dc:creator>al</dc:creator><pubDate>2009-01-02 20:20:02</pubDate><description>Valencia vs. Atlético

What better way to start the new year with one of the trickest fixtures in this Liga campaign? Atlético players have said countless ...</description><content:encoded>Valencia vs. Atlético

What better way to start the new year with one of the trickest fixtures in this Liga campaign? Atlético players have said countless ...</content:encoded></item><item><title>Mercy? What&#39;s that?</title><link>http://atletico.theoffside.com/team-news/mercy-whats-that.html</link><dc:creator>al</dc:creator><pubDate>2008-12-07 18:39:40</pubDate><description>Sporting Gijon 2- Atlético Madrid 5

Matches against little teams are incredibly fun. 

Of course, I only say this because we won. We absolutely needed a ...</description><content:encoded>Sporting Gijon 2- Atlético Madrid 5

Matches against little teams are incredibly fun. 

Of course, I only say this because we won. We absolutely needed a ...</content:encoded></item><item><title>Diego Forlan Could do a Flat Abs Infomercial</title><link>http://habs.theoffside.com/gratuitous-nudity/diego-forlan-could-do-a-flat-abs-infomercial.html</link><dc:creator>Amanda Leerat</dc:creator><pubDate>2008-11-25 07:00:30</pubDate><description>How flat is Atletico Madrid player Diego Forlan&#39;s belly?

So flat you could probably use it for a ruler.

(Quick.  You hold him down while we ...</description><content:encoded>How flat is Atletico Madrid player Diego Forlan&#39;s belly?

So flat you could probably use it for a ruler.

(Quick.  You hold him down while we ...</content:encoded></item></channel>
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