Barton's Ban: Too Little Too Late from the FA

If you haven't heard yet, Joey Barton has been handed a six game ban by the FA for mangling Ousmane Dabo's face back when they ...

Europe’s 10 Most Overpriced Transfers; Or: Prem Transfer Roundup.

Sadly, we could've turned this thing into an all-Prem list, but did our best to look elsewhere. Didn't turn out so well. The problem is ...

Would Somebody Tell Robinho Who He Just Signed For Goddamnit

Embedding courtesy of Dintillion This amazing interview was gifted to us today from, you guessed it, Robinho. We were all wrong. It's ALL about the shirt ...

Who's Next for Newcastle?

It started on Tuesday. Then for two nights we were left wondering. All we were told was that he hadn't been fired, which wasn't actually ...

Would You Rather Your Club Had a Billionaire Owner or a Good Manager?

The events of the last few days point pretty clearly to one thing: the end of the football manager. Alan Curbishley quit because West Ham ...

Robinho's New Ride

After a two week period which has seen his name battered from pillar to post, his reputation dragged through the London and Madrid sewers, and ...

Europe's 10 Biggest Transfer Window Bargains

Obviously the true bargains won't be known for some time, but there were a few transfers which caught the eye before the participants had even ...

Curbishley Resignation Sets New Trend

Seems the closing of the player transfer window was also the opening of the manager exit door. First Kevin Keegan (maybe) parted ways with Newcastle ...

What Does the Man City Takeover Mean for Arsenal and Liverpool?

However you feel about the Man City takeover, there's no doubt it's going to shake up the Premier League. Maybe not immediately, but very likely ...

Man City: The New Evil Empire

topic du jour It appears stealing the closing act was not enough, as Manchester City's new owners would like to steal tomorrow's matinee, the following evening ...

Keegan Leaves Newcastle. Again. (Maybe?)

It's not 100% confirmed yet (update: it is now) but looks like Kevin Keegan has thrown in the towel at Newcastle. Reportedly he's pissed at ...

Are Man City in The Big Five Now?

Though I'm sure the Man City takeover has been brewing for some time, for the general public it all happened in a flash yesterday. All ...

10 Things We Learned in the Premier League

1. The rules don't apply if you're a billionaire. Newcastle owner Mike Ashley was spotted downing a pint at the Emirates while his team lost 3-0 ...

I'm on Setanta Sports: Who Wants to Be a Millionaire Edition

In the latest from The Special One (and friends) Jose and It go on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire to raise money for the ...

Chelsea vs Spurs LiveBlog

Chelsea without a defeat, Tottenham without a win. Sounds ominous but it's early in the season so you never know, right? If you can't see the ...

Portsmouth's Big Man Little Man Partnership Finally Clicks

Much was made of Portsmouth's pairing of Peter Crouch and Jermain Defoe, a seemingly classic big man little man combo that produced exactly zero goals ...

Robinho Not Coming, But Chelsea Selling Robinho Shirts Anyway

According to Real Madrid, Robinho is going nowhere, and that includes Chelsea. Think it's safe to say that Real's failure to sign David Villa from ...

Follow up

Atouba has mucked it up again. A transfer to Newcastle United of the EPL had been negotiated and Atouba was to fly to Newcastle for his ...

Super Cup Preview: What the F@#K is the Super Cup?

Nothing more than a glorified friendly of course, although Sir Alex seems quite determined to come back with the trophy. While in Monaco, perhaps we can ...

Will Dimitar Berbatov Get His Dream Move?

Sometimes, transfer deals can drag on needlessly. This is one of those.

A New Way to Spend More of Your Time at The Offside

This is a rather excellent idea. Hope to see you in the United section.

Bad news today

After all of the fantastic news of the last 48 hours, there had to be a letdown , right? Gaffer Phil Brown of EPL side Hull ...

The Manucho Era at Man U Could be About to Begin

Though unlikely to completely answer United's perceived striker shortage, the Angolan supposedly has his work-permit and simply needs to get over a broken metatarsal to ...

The Dong Fangzhuo Era at Manchester United is Over

Doing nothing to dispel the notion that he was merely at the club for commercial reasons, the Chinese striker is now no longer not playing ...

Just a Picture: Suited Up for the Super Cup

The Defense of the Champions League Begins at Home to Villarreal

Overall reaction to the draw? Not too bad, all things considered. Sir Alex seems happy enough about it.

A Short Profile of Carlos Tevez

The New 3rd Kit is Officially Revealed (and Look Who's Wearing it...)

I'll admit I quite like it. Much better than some of Nike's more recent efforts. I just might get one.

Photo: Ugly Aerials

Brad Friedel, Martin Laursen and Leon Cort have a competition to see who can stretch their bodies into the most uncomfortable positions. Martin Laursen's face ...

Robinho to Chelsea Within 48 Hours, Kaka Going Nowhere

Chelsea are expecting to have Real Madrid's Robinho in a blue shirt within 48 hours, for a fee expected to be around 36 million euros. ...