Articles tagged with "english-premier-league"
Wayne Rooney can Beat you Up, while Sitting Down
By Bob | September 8th, 2006Add another glorious chapter to Wayne Rooney's five-volume autobiography. The Manchester United forward got into a scrap with Blackburn defender Michael Gray while enjoying ...
No Wonder Aston Villa aren't Popular
By Bob | September 6th, 2006You know it is a slow news day when we offer you another story about that oh-so-unpopular Aston Villa. Hey, it beats us blathering ...
Smile, you're on the Internet
By Bob | September 6th, 2006What did we used to do before the age of digital cameras and the Internet? How else could you get back at a jilted ...
Oh Nuts, Aston Villa Least Popular English Premier League Team
By Bob | September 6th, 2006We're always skeptical of polls. Ask a question the right way and you'll come up with numbers that show that 23% of the public ...
Gallas doesn't own up to own-goal threat
By Bob | September 5th, 2006December 10th can't come soon enough. That is the date when Arsenal and Chelsea will meet for the first time this season and the ...
Ben Thatcher's Elbow has Never Met a Face it didn't Like
By Bob | September 5th, 2006After watching the video of Manchester City's Ben Thatcher introducing himself to Pedro Mendes for the 7,000th time, we decided that Mr. Thatcher might not ...
Wayne Rooney's Writing hasn't Pleased Everyone
By Bob | September 1st, 2006We'll admit that we haven't sat down to read the first volume of Wayne Rooney's autobiography yet. We have it on our list of ...
The West Ham Mystery Gets Murkier
By Bob | September 1st, 2006Fresh on the heels of their conspiracy-laden end of the transfer window signings, there are now reports that West Ham United are having exploratory discussions ...
Is Chelsea behind the Tevez and Mascherano West Ham Deal?
By Bob | August 31st, 2006Things were kind of quiet and dull this transfer window until the bombshell announcement that Argentine stars Carlos Tevez and Javier Mascherano had been signed ...
The World Awaits Cristiano Ronaldo's Newest Trick
By Bob | August 31st, 2006For a second there we were actually starting to appreciate the way Cristiano Ronaldo has been handling himself. He's accepted the abuse he is ...
The Tevez Dance Ends at West Ham
By Bob | August 31st, 2006Just like you, the first thing we normally do in the morning is wake up and check out Carlos Tevez's personal website. We like ...
Michael Ballack's $89,000 Handbag
By Bob | August 30th, 2006It is a good thing that Michael Ballack signed a huge contract with Chelsea this past summer. The price of handbags is going through ...
English Premier League Mascots
By Bob | August 30th, 2006Some fine work done by our friends at the Red Cauldron who have unearthed pictures of the cute and sometimes frightening mascots on display at ...
Maybe Drogba just likes Italian Food
By Bob | August 29th, 2006The rumor mills are swirling with speculation involving some of the biggest names in football. At the center of today's storm is AC Milan ...
Stem Cells are becoming the New Magic Spray for Soccer Players
By Bob | August 28th, 2006The weird worlds of science and football collided today with reports that some football players in England's Premier League are storing their newborn children's stem ...
Jose Mourinho: Modern Day Abolitionist
By Bob | August 28th, 2006Chelsea coach Jose Mourinho has almost done the impossible. He has almost made us sympathetic towards France coach Raymond Domenech. Almost. Mourinho has snuck ...
Thatcher Tackle Referee Shown the Red Card
By Bob | August 25th, 2006While Manchester City has suspended Ben Thatcher and the English FA continues think about the punishment it will hand out for the nasty tackle he ...
Probably the Nastiest Tackle you'll see all Year
By Bob | August 24th, 2006We're not sure which is more criminal, the elbow thrown by Manchester City's Ben Hatcher during yesterday's match against Portsmouth or the fact that Hatcher ...
Premiership Coaches Most Likely to be Sacked
By Bob | August 22nd, 2006The Premiership season in England has hardly even begun and already there is an early favorite for manager most likely to be fired. Following ...
Chelsea Sign the Cannibal, Hope he is Right-Footed
By Bob | August 21st, 2006After watching Chelsea thoroughly dismantle Manchester City 3-0 on Sunday, it became apparent that the only thing missing from their all-world roster is a flesh ...
A Name to Remember: Danny Shittu
By Bob | August 18th, 2006Even with the copious amounts of emails we receive from the country offering us incredible business investment opportunities, we have no idea what it is ...
Do You Suppose his Mum Writes 'Jose Mourinho' on his Skivies too?
By Bob | August 18th, 2006An enterprising and olfactory brave photographer captures Chelsea coach Jose Mourinho's footwear at a new conference on Friday. Mourinho's team kicks off their Premiership ...
Moritz Volz: Man of Mullets and The Hoff
By Bob | August 18th, 2006In a modern age where footballers are seemingly raised as robots without personality, it is always refreshing to read about a guy like Fulham fullback ...
You Have to Wonder When Michael Owen will Play Again
By Bob | August 17th, 2006It is hard to be optimistic these days about Michael Owen's future. The Newcastle United striker has spent more time in the medical exam ...
The Ultimate Guide to Premiership Previews
By Bob | August 16th, 2006The Premiership in England starts this weekend and all around the world people are dusting off their Watford jerseys in anticipation of nine months of ...
It hasn't been a good month for Andy van der Meyde
By Bob | August 15th, 2006Here is some unsolicited advice to Andy van der Meyde's teammates at Everton: stay the hell away from the guy. The Dutch midfielder's last ...
Diddy is excited to take Wayne Rooney out on the town
By Bob | August 15th, 2006There is so many things wrong with this headline. For one, we have no idea if Sean Combs is still Puff Daddy, P Diddy ...
Billionaire Lerner adds to his Collection of Mediocre Sports Teams
By Bob | August 14th, 2006We'd never want to be a billionaire. In addition to the difficulty of finding a wallet big enough to fit all of that money, ...
The Community Shield
By Bob | August 11th, 2006With their paths crossing 10 times over the course of the past two years, it is only fitting that Chelsea and Liverpool meet again Sunday ...
Here's Another Headline About Those Referees Picking on Wayne Rooney
By Bob | August 11th, 2006Wayne Rooney has an explanation for why he can't seem to make it through a match without picking up a red card. It is ...
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