Articles tagged with "english-premiership"
Jose Mourinho: Modern Day Abolitionist
By Bob | August 28th, 2006Chelsea coach Jose Mourinho has almost done the impossible. He has almost made us sympathetic towards France coach Raymond Domenech. Almost. Mourinho has snuck ...
Thatcher Tackle Referee Shown the Red Card
By Bob | August 25th, 2006While Manchester City has suspended Ben Thatcher and the English FA continues think about the punishment it will hand out for the nasty tackle he ...
Probably the Nastiest Tackle you'll see all Year
By Bob | August 24th, 2006We're not sure which is more criminal, the elbow thrown by Manchester City's Ben Hatcher during yesterday's match against Portsmouth or the fact that Hatcher ...
Premiership Coaches Most Likely to be Sacked
By Bob | August 22nd, 2006The Premiership season in England has hardly even begun and already there is an early favorite for manager most likely to be fired. Following ...
Chelsea Sign the Cannibal, Hope he is Right-Footed
By Bob | August 21st, 2006After watching Chelsea thoroughly dismantle Manchester City 3-0 on Sunday, it became apparent that the only thing missing from their all-world roster is a flesh ...
A Name to Remember: Danny Shittu
By Bob | August 18th, 2006Even with the copious amounts of emails we receive from the country offering us incredible business investment opportunities, we have no idea what it is ...
Do You Suppose his Mum Writes 'Jose Mourinho' on his Skivies too?
By Bob | August 18th, 2006An enterprising and olfactory brave photographer captures Chelsea coach Jose Mourinho's footwear at a new conference on Friday. Mourinho's team kicks off their Premiership ...
Moritz Volz: Man of Mullets and The Hoff
By Bob | August 18th, 2006In a modern age where footballers are seemingly raised as robots without personality, it is always refreshing to read about a guy like Fulham fullback ...
You Have to Wonder When Michael Owen will Play Again
By Bob | August 17th, 2006It is hard to be optimistic these days about Michael Owen's future. The Newcastle United striker has spent more time in the medical exam ...
The Ultimate Guide to Premiership Previews
By Bob | August 16th, 2006The Premiership in England starts this weekend and all around the world people are dusting off their Watford jerseys in anticipation of nine months of ...
It hasn't been a good month for Andy van der Meyde
By Bob | August 15th, 2006Here is some unsolicited advice to Andy van der Meyde's teammates at Everton: stay the hell away from the guy. The Dutch midfielder's last ...
Diddy is excited to take Wayne Rooney out on the town
By Bob | August 15th, 2006There is so many things wrong with this headline. For one, we have no idea if Sean Combs is still Puff Daddy, P Diddy ...
Billionaire Lerner adds to his Collection of Mediocre Sports Teams
By Bob | August 14th, 2006We'd never want to be a billionaire. In addition to the difficulty of finding a wallet big enough to fit all of that money, ...
The Community Shield
By Bob | August 11th, 2006With their paths crossing 10 times over the course of the past two years, it is only fitting that Chelsea and Liverpool meet again Sunday ...
Here's Another Headline About Those Referees Picking on Wayne Rooney
By Bob | August 11th, 2006Wayne Rooney has an explanation for why he can't seem to make it through a match without picking up a red card. It is ...
Wayne Rooney is Literate
By Bob | August 10th, 2006Manchester United and England forward Wayne Rooney is eager to learn how his just released autobiography entitled "Wayne Rooney: My Story So Far" ends. ...
So that Explains Kevin Keegan's Hair
By Bob | August 9th, 2006Former England player and manager Kevin Keegan's hair has taken its rightful place back in the headlines today after he was the recipient of the ...
Christiano Ronaldo Plays and Lives to Tell About It
By Bob | August 9th, 2006A few pieces of gum thrown his way, some boos and a pair goals. All in a day's work for Manchester United's Cristiano Ronaldo ...
Don't Drink the Kool-Aid
By Bob | August 7th, 2006We hit the pub hard on Saturday but even though we were catatonic for most of Sunday we can't really relate to what Everton forward ...
Rooney Sent Off in Friendly. It Must be Ronaldo's Fault
By Bob | August 4th, 2006Wayne Rooney is continuing his form from the World Cup. In an exhibition match today against FC Porto, the Manchester United forward received a ...
And you thought Lampard sucked at the World Cup
By Bob | August 4th, 2006Following on the heels of the release of Wayne Rooney's page turning autobiography about all the lessons he has learned during his 20 years on ...
The Testosterone Levels are High at Liverpool
By Bob | August 3rd, 2006Is this a picture of Liverpool players training or is it a precursor of failed drug tests to come? While it is always fun ...
Jose Mourinho is starting to Sound like Don Corleone
By Bob | August 3rd, 2006Maybe it is the new tough guy haircut or maybe he is just tired of that sunny California weather. Whatever it is, Chelsea coach ...
What do Tony Blair, Snoop Dogg and Chelsea have in Common?
By Bob | August 2nd, 2006Somewhere there is a punchline to this question, but in reality only those who were in attendance at Los Angeles' swanky Skybar on Monday night ...
Gallas Misses out on American Sightseeing
By Bob | August 1st, 2006Maybe William Gallas doesn't want to play for Chelsea or maybe he fears his coach's new haircut or maybe he just didn’t feel like dealing ...
Charlton Tells Cristiano Ronaldo to suck it up
By Bob | August 1st, 2006Amid reports of increased security and death threats, Manchester United legend Bobby Charlton chimed in today with his thoughts about Cristiano Ronaldo's return to mother ...
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