

Articles tagged with "everton"
Jens Crafters: Lehmann Offered New Arsenal Contract
By Trent | March 17th, 2007He may be insane, but 'twoud be just as insane to not offer Germany's No 1. a chance to stay at Ashburton Grove. To ...
The Daily Diatribe: Contemplating Berbatov, Idiot bloggers, David Moyes lives in Fantasyland, & more player loans
By Brian | March 16th, 2007* Shhhhh! Liverpool (along with every other club) MIGHT make an offer for Tottenham's Berbatov that MAY involve Peter Crouch. The chances of the ...
The Daily Diatribe: Thank you Everton, Happy Birthday David Moores, & other strokes lacking genius
By Brian | March 15th, 2007* No, this isn't a testimonial on how much I love the boys in blue, especially Timmy Cahill. Nor is it an ironic show ...
Coventry's Scoop Free-Kick
By Bob | March 8th, 2007If you ever need a way to avoid doing work on Thursdays -- I'm venturing a guess that you do since you are reading this ...
Oh, Moyes!
By Jim | February 2nd, 2007My how times have changed, don't you think Mr. Moyes? I hate the cliché "out for blood" but I'm off to trite expressions anyway (look ...
James McFadden's Metatarsal Learns the Dangers of Head Tennis
By Bob | January 25th, 2007The mighty metatarsal has claimed yet another victim. The bone that all the cool kids break has put Everton and Scotland striker James McFadden ...
'If he dies, he dies'
By Jim | January 15th, 2007With Liverpool getting stick left and right last week for the Arsenal debacles, I thought I'd have some fun at the master of cinema's left-right ...
Get your malicious gossip here
By Craig | January 4th, 2007If you can't beat 'em, join 'em, goes the old adage, and with the papers today only interested in the January sales, here's an update ...
Mourinho Begs Forgiveness
By Nelson | December 20th, 2006Not quite, but as close as he ever will to begging I suppose. According to BBC Sport, Mourinho has recently made public his apology ...
Oh Jose
By Nelson | December 18th, 2006The "Special One" has done it again. Provoked controversy that is, not won another Champions League Final (that comes in about.....five months) Everton ...
Everton Upset by Mourinho's Dive Jive
By Bob | December 18th, 2006A couple of predictable things have occurred after another exciting weekend of English Premier League football. There is once again talk of diving and ...
Even God needs a rest from time to time
By Nelson | December 17th, 2006It was called the Middle Ages, you know? John Terry had a slight back problem today, and decided that his team could do it without him ...
Daily Dose 12.14
By Bob | December 14th, 2006Some stories to read while you find a use for the world's tallest man.... That new Everton stadium sure will be something (ßench) Here's a plan to ...
Badge-Kissing Irks Evertonians
By Nick | December 1st, 2006I accidentaly deleted this post from yesterday ("d'oh") - so thought I'd do it again - 'cause I dig the picture! I'm certainly not completely ...
United Stroll
By Nick | November 29th, 2006United overcame the appearance of Kieran Richardson in the starting eleven, to earn maximum points against Everton, in a relatively comfortable manner. The site ...
A Quick Snack
By Nick | November 28th, 2006Scientists with presumably too much time on their hands, have discovered that should the World's kettles simultaniously fail, Wayne Rooney could come to the ...
United Aim to Chew Up Toffeemen
By Nick | November 28th, 2006Those are Everton Mints in the picture. They're quite nice. United host Everton Football Club (aka "The Toffemen") on Wednesday. Both squads have likely ...
Today's Question: Is Graham Poll F***ing Shite or a F***ing Cheat?
By Bob | November 9th, 2006There are very few things in this world that can ruin my football watching experience. A fridge devoid of beer, a raging case of ...
Well, Yes, it IS Good to Have Adebayor Back
By Trent | November 9th, 2006First off, sorry for the absence. Illness, elections; Best laid plans of mice and men and all that. Moving along, Arsenal bounced back from Sunday's ...
Single Point Goes to Moyes' Head
By Trent | October 31st, 2006Didn't Everton boss David Moyes get the memo that we were all laughing when Tim Cahill was announced as a finalist for the Ballon d'Or? ...
Antifootball
By Trent | October 30th, 2006Antifootball is sorta like antimatter, although with less muon antineutrinos and more David Moyes. In the wake of Arsenal's home draw with Everton, Arsenal manager ...
Arsenal and Everton Share the Points
By Trent | October 28th, 2006Meh. Arsenal and Everton drew 1-1 at the Emirates Stadium today. Tim Cahill (who I jabbed earlier-karma, you know) scored at ten minutes ...
Preview: Arsenal v. Everton
By Trent | October 27th, 2006The Gunners are set to host Everton tomorrow in Premiership play. Currently, Arsenal sit in fourth place in the table, while Everton are just ...
Carling Cup Fourth Round Draw
By Trent | October 25th, 2006Arsenal will travel to Everton for its fourth-round tie in the Carling Cup. Coincidentally, the Gunners wil also host the Toffees in a League ...
Everton will be in luck if they ever play a team of Nazi Prison Guards
By Bob | October 23rd, 2006New Everton shareholder Robert Earl, who made his fortune founding Planet Hollywood and Hard Rock Café, is promising to liven things up at Goodison Park ...
Hooray! Dropping your Shorts on the Pitch is not a Crime
By Bob | October 4th, 2006The short-lived police investigation into Joey Barton's buttocks bearing at Everton last weekend has come to an end and the verdict is something exhibitionists everywhere ...
Pepe Reina has a Future as a Juggler
By Bob | September 11th, 2006It was a tough weekend for Liverpool fans as they watched their side get demolished 3-0 by next door neighbor Everton. We can't fault ...
Wayne Rooney's Writing hasn't Pleased Everyone
By Bob | September 1st, 2006We'll admit that we haven't sat down to read the first volume of Wayne Rooney's autobiography yet. We have it on our list of ...
Football Club Laptops
By Bob | August 30th, 2006Imagine being able to stare at your computer all day long. Hard to imagine, huh? Now imagine you being able to stare at ...
It hasn't been a good month for Andy van der Meyde
By Bob | August 15th, 2006Here is some unsolicited advice to Andy van der Meyde's teammates at Everton: stay the hell away from the guy. The Dutch midfielder's last ...






