Metaphorical: Lukas Podolski's Situation at Bayern Munich

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Mark von Bommel

You may or may not know that Bayern Munich's Mark van Bommel isn't on friendly terms with Dutch national team coach Marco van Basten - ...

Franck Ribéry au Bayern

For all of you who like me learned some French at school, and who unlike me still remember bits and pieces from those lessons, here ...

Matchday 2: Best of the Weekend Awards

My biased preselection of this weekends greatest and worst moments, with two (or more) candidates to choose from for each category. I may use some ...

Weekly Dose: Farewells

SV Werder Bremen Calendar Widget (Apple Dashboard Widgets) Raphael Honigstein recaps and analyses last weeks action, with a close look at the mess in Berlin (Guardian ...

The Dawn of Messi

Mehmet Scholl Farewell Match between FC Barcelona and FC Bayern Munich.

Claudio Pizarro: Titel + Titles = Titels

It's nice to see all those years in Germany shining through in this little interview with Pizza.

King Ribéry and Kaiser Franck

Bavaria has a king again. That's the slogan greeting pedestrians passing by Munich's Theatiner Church. The church is currently undergoing some restoration work and the ...

Matchday 1: Promises

Some belated thoughts on what was on offer this weekend. Drawing any conclusions from just one matchday worth of Bundesliga football is a bit difficult, but ...

Matchday 1: Top 3 Happy Coaches

Yet another feature for the new season: random top 3's. Select your favourite coach for this matchday from my unbiased pre-selection. Marcel Koller (VfL Bochum) The classic. ...

Bundesliga 2007/2008: Pre-Season Friendly Marathon

If you want to check out how each Bundesliga team performed during the off-season, here is all you need. All pre-season friendlies (I hope) and ...

Bundesliga 2007/2008: Predictions for a perfect Season

It's a big day today. The Bundesliga finally starts into the new season, and after Greg already gave you his fearless predictions for the Superliga, ...

News Bits: Stuttgart swoop Awards, Bayern tipped Favourites

5 Brazil's national coach nominated five Bundesliga based players for his squad, who will play against Algeria on August 22nd: Gilberto (Hertha Berlin), Naldo (Werder Bremen), ...

DFB-Pokal: First Round Summary

The early rounds of the DFB-Pokal or any domestic cup competition are rare places, where negative, destructive and defensive football is cherished and encouraged. It's ...

Bayern Munich enters Third World Child Trade Business Race to sign the next Maradona

I guess six to eight years from now will mark the beginning of a new golden age for the beautiful game. That's around the time ...

Bundesliga 2007/2008: All Jerseys and Sponsors

I've tried to compile all the jerseys of all current Bundesliga clubs, so that we can judge, whether teams that are bound to play crap ...

Franck Ribéry: Le petit Coquin

When Miroslav Klose was first asked whether he had anything to say about his new teammate Franck Ribéry he answered, "Oh yes, I could tell ...

League Cup Final: Schalke 0 - 1 Bayern Munich

The final was anti-climactic, boring and amassed a record number of bad passes. This sums it up for me. Bayern Munich are excused as they were ...

Snapshot: Hamit Altintop and the Werder Bremen Supporter

Bayern Munich's Hamit Altintop celebrates his goal against Werder Bremen in the League Cup quarter-final.

League Cup: VfB Stuttgart 0 - 2 Bayern Munich

Bayern Munich continue to play attractive football and they continue to play against under strength opposition. The team Stuttgart fielded consisted of probably five starting XI ...

Drunken Master vs. Bavarian Crane Kung-Fu

Or: Jackie Chan vs. Bayern Munich's Hamit Altintop.

Video: Bayern Munich 4 - 1 Werder Bremen

0-1 Tim Borowski (9th min.) 1-1 Bastian Schweinsteiger (24th min.) 2-1 Hamit Altintop (27th min.) 3-1 Franck Ribery (35th min.) 4-1 Franck Ribery (54th min.)

League Cup: Uli in Red

There are three things to learn from this weekends quarterfinals of the League Cup: Bayern Munich plays attractive football, Bastian Schweinsteiger should play in their ...

Uli Hoeneß: Moods in Progress

Chronicled during the pre-season friendly between Borussia Mönchengladbach and Bayern Munich. First serious, as in second Bundesliga, opposition and Bayern promptly lost the match 2-1. ...

Bayern Munich 4 - 0 Schaffhausen

Meaningless preseason match. Meaningless goals by Zé Roberto, Luca Toni and Miro Klose. Meaningless video below.

Buli News Roundup: More Frings and Klose, more Transfer Stories

Miroslav Klose has done a good job keeping us entertained during the off-season so far. Some of the praise has to go to Torsten Frings ...

Kahnzilla

Bob apparently wasn't satisfied with my boring answer as to why Kahn is worshipped in Japan and suggested an alternative. My guess is that he is ...

Buli News Roundup: Kahn's future in Asia and a few exciting Transfer Stories

Lactate Testing is currently all the buzz since Jürgen Klinsmann sharpened the media's attention for the importance of an athletes' fitness levels. A footballer that gets ...

A Miroslav Klose Goal for Abby

Before starting with their preparations for the new season, Bayern Munich decided to take a trip to Hongkong to play an exhibition match against Brazilian ...

If you thought that Miroslav Klose didn't look like himself lately...