Articles tagged with "fifa"
UEFA Considers Bigass Bans for Brawlers
By Martha | March 13th, 2007According to reports in unnamed Italian papers, the central participants in the Inter-Valencia post-game brawl could be facing some serious bans. UEFA's disciplinary committee meets ...
Platini: The More Referees the Merrier
By Bob | February 14th, 2007Good news for all of the students who skip their homework to spend all day reading The Offside. We are here to tell you ...
FIFA Tackles the Serious Issue of Goal Celebrations
By Bob | February 14th, 2007It is about time FIFA stopped wasting its energies on unimportant things. Who cares about fan violence in Italy, Germany, Argentina and elsewhere? ...
'For the good of the game'
By Craig | December 5th, 2006What a prize chump Sepp Blatter is. I mean, seriously, what is his purpose? Clearly to sit in his Zurich penthouse and dream up yet ...
Sepp Blatter wants to ruin your Summer Vacation
By Bob | December 4th, 2006FIFA head honcho and close personal friend to all of us, Sepp Blatter, was back at it today, smoking the wacky weed and throwing out ...
Henry, Rosiky, Lehmann Among FIFA POY Finalists
By Trent | October 12th, 2006Arsenal men Thierry Henry, Tomas Rosicky and Jens Lehmann have been announced as finalists for FIFA's World Player of the Year. Rosicky, who has ...
Dein to Chair G14
By Trent | October 6th, 2006Arsenal vicechairman David Dein has been given the nod to chair the G14 for the upcoming year. The G14, you may recall, is a ...
The Message about Fair Play Day hasn't Quite Been Heard
By Bob | September 21st, 2006Today is the International Day of Peace so if you are thinking about starting a war or beating up your neighbor, we kindly request that ...
Blatter Wants Materazzi to Kiss Zidane, but not Zizou's Sister
By Bob | September 11th, 2006Instead of letting the head butt that just keeps giving die, FIFA honcho and resident jackass Sepp Blatter today proclaimed that the world's football governing ...
Juventus Continues to Fall on its own Sword
By Bob | August 24th, 2006One of these days they might actually start playing football again in Italy, but until then all we can do is sit back and watch ...
Franz Beckenbauer Continues to be Everywhere
By Bob | August 23rd, 2006We're not sure if the guy in the blue shirt next to Bill Clinton at last night's New York Mets baseball game is really Franz ...
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