Premier League Fixtures Announced

For those of you who are already tired of international football, well, first of all, shame on you because Euro 2008 has been a great ...

Season over

And that's the end of that. A pretty ho-hum victory over Sunderland. The only goal game from Theo Walcott, who was played in by Gilberto. ...

Joleon Lescott Has A Large Forehead

And thank God he does, because otherwise I would have had nothing to talk about while watching the game yesterday. Because really, nothing happened. It was ...

Auf wiedersehen Jens, Arsenal win

With the news of Flamini leaving now coming from the foremost news source, Arsenal took care of business in a particular unconvincing fashion. It was ...

Defeating Derby

If only we could play Derby ever week. The boss had nothing but praise, saying "we are now back to our real level." A 6-2 ...

Rams to the slaughter...

Sadly, another meaningless game. Unless of course, both Chelsea and Man United lose all their remaining games. If that happens (odds are about 1 in ...

The Mancs are sore losers

Chelsea pummels United 2-1. United pummels groundsmen, stewards. That was the scene at Stamford Bridge on Saturday, when the Red Devils were defeated and decided to ...

Gallery: Winning mends everything

With about a quarter of the match to be played, Chelsea won a free kick near the edge of Manchester United penalty area. Sparks proceeded ...

Gallery 2: Chelsea 2, United 1

Gallery 1: Chelsea 2, United 1

Liverpool 1, Chelsea 1 -- In Pictures

It's a miracle!

"Someone up there really, really likes me."

Time to bring out the whooping stick.

Now that the season is over with four games remaining, it's time to take out all this frustration of the last month on Reading. They ...

Chelsea 1, Everton 0 -- In Pictures

Off to the US--err London We Go

While disgracing myself while looking at midget porn my buddy sent me, I suddenly remembered that we have a match Saturday. Before meeting Chelsea ...

FA Youth Cup Final: City denies Blues

Manchester City's youth academy continues to buzz. Chelsea's, despite a cash influx the likes of nothing ever seen, has yet to truly flourish. City captured only ...

Insipid, boring stuff -- Chelsea-Wigan in pictures

You're welcome United

If you didn't see that coming, I don't know what to tell you. A gift from our home to yours, enjoy it Fergie Fergie.

Prem Preview: Masked Men

So Arsenal did us no favors Sunday, dropping the balls in a loss to United. Not that that should really affect our approach against ...

LFC 3 - 1 Blackburn

I'm not going to be able to comment much on the league games remaining in the season as I ...

Memes and Finalities

Well, that's it, then. I'm not really in a mood to due a true post-mortem. There will be plenty of days and weeks for that. But ...

Chelsea 2, Fenerbahce 0 -- In Pictures

Shocking! It's Liverpool v Chelsea

Noooooooooo.  It can't be. Oh, it is.  It's Scum v Chelski part 3! It had to be didn't it?  Chelsea booked its place in the Champions ...

What can I say?

Yes, I can feel the tears pricking in my eyes. This hurts. It's painful. Painful enough that I'm here instead of doing my work, because ...

I've had enough of Liverpool

I'm tired of posts that contain the phrase "this game will determine the outcome of the season." Well, now it actually means something. This is ...

Post Split Celtic Fixtures announced

After Aberdeen netted home a late winner securing them in the top 6 of the SPL, the often confusing Post Split Fixtures were announced. Saturday, April ...

Chelsea 2, Man City 0 -- In Pictures

Arsenal 1 - 1 LFC

Second verse, same as the first. I wonder what the excuse will be this week. My favorite ...

Chelsea youngstas have all to play for

Roman noodles love his youngsters. He'll be hoping they can make a little history in two weeks. Chelsea's youth team drew 1-1 with Manchester City ...

CL Recap: The gift that keeps on giving

At the start, Fenerbahce were run ragged, as if they were a pub team.  In the end, it was Chelsea who resembled part-timers. Funny little world ...