Weekend Quiz Answers: Who Did Those Eyes Belong To?

(First, if you haven't done our "Eyes of Euro 2008" quiz, stop by here and make your best guesses. Then come back to this ...

Gallery: Chelsea @ Euro 08

Chelsea players haven't had the best Euro 2008. Well, with the exception of Michael Ballack. Let's take a visual look back at the Blues' finest ...

How to Build a Better Team (and have fun doing it!) part 2

Before, in Part 1, we covered both Voldemort and the defense, so today it's only fair that we cover the midfield. I'm not going to ...

Player(s) of the Year, Baby

The nominees for Ligue 1's Player of the Year have just been announced today. While it's no surprise that a Lyon player should be among ...

Florent Malouda is NOT Impressed by Chelsea

Ever since straining his knee ligaments a few weeks ago against Schalke, Florent Malouda has had a lot of time on his hands to do ...

How Come I Didn't Know That Cris Has a Twin?

I realize that I can't expect to know everything about my beloved Lyon players (though it's not for a lack of trying). But you would ...

Samir Nasri back on French National Team...

Raymond Domenech gave his list of players that will play against Morocco and Ukraine a little later this month. The good news for Marseille is ...

Chelsea wanks off the ref, get draw

In what was probably one of the worse refereed matches ever, Liverpool loses two points because the ref is a ponce. That wasn't a ...

My EPL Predictions

Champions: Chelsea Though it pains me to say it, Mickey Mouse FC made all the right moves during the offseason. First, they boosted their backline ...

Transfer Talk: Sven Makes His First Moves

New Manchester City boss Sven Goran Eriksson has been told that new owner Thaksin Shinawatra expects Champions League football within three years. Quite a demand. ...

Now It's Malouda's Turn...

I've always thought that Florent Malouda was smarter than Eric Abidal. Malouda is level headed, reasonable, logical, and can grasp the obvious. That's why I ...

Anfield Banter: Ricardo Quaresma, Shunsuke Nakamura, Craig Bellamy, Peter Crouch, Robbie Fowler, Harry Kewell, Peter Beardsley, & Steve McManaman

* Apparently a bid for FC Porto's wonder winger Ricardo Quaresma was rejected, but it was insinuated that a slight raise of the offer might ...

Training Starts Up

Yesterday was the first day back for Les Gones. Like every season, there was a shift in manpower, with missing players compensated by new arrivals. ...

Anfield Banter: Hammill to be loaned, Luis Garcia got married?, & Malouda is definitely not coming

* My man-boy crush will not be wearing a Liverpool kit next season, and will most likely end up on a Championship side. The ...

More Anfield Banter: Godwin Antwi, Djibril Cisse, Florent Malouda, & Carlos Tevez

* Former LFC Reserves captain Godwin Antwi will join Hartlepool United for a year long loan, effective immediately. The Ghana-born, U19 Spanish International finished ...

The Latest Non-News

Just something to read with your morning coffee... * Lyon have finally acknowledged Tiago's transfer to Juventus, a full week after he was officially presented in ...

Tiago the Mercenary

I love Tiago. He always makes my heart flutter in a totally non maternal fashion. But blinded as I am by long distance stalkerish adoration, ...

(Inhale...) Giuly! Sablé! Queudrue! Payet! Ziani! Runje! Malouda! Cheyrou! Koller! Sagna! Rozenhal! Givet!

A particularly mouth-watering few days on the transfer front these past days, and Ligue 1 are doing their part in keeping the rumours going. Here's ...

Chelsea Offer Lassana Diarra + Cash for Malouda

Latest Transfer Humors

The "June 30th" deadline is fast approaching, which is when Lyon are supposed to be finished with their mercato. So here's the latest in Lyon ...

Anfield Banter: A whole lot of gloom and doom

* We are apparently trying to beat out Chelsea, Man U, Arsenal, and Lyon for the services of Renato Augusto, a 19-year-old Brazilian midfielder who ...

LYONOPOLY

Game time!!! Because I'm bored, here are the latest rumors compressed into a game of monopoly. Participants: Lyon, Barcelona, Liverpool, Juventus, Chelsea, Lille, Milan, Werder Bremen, and ...

As the transfer talks slur...

* Apparently, Eto'o isn't going anywhere. Zzzz... * Malouda is torn between Chelsea and Liverpool. Just imagine the puddle of slobber forming on my desk ...

Simao to replace Malouda? LOL.

MALOUDA EAGER FOR SWITCH TO LIVERPOOL "...The £8million-rated Lyon midfielder looks bound for Anfield in the next week after the French club agreed a similar fee ...

The Latest Transfer Nonsense, Part XXIV

And now for your pleasure, the latest (mis)information published by the French media. DEPARTURES * Just when we thought that Florent Malouda would not be walking ...

Transfer non-News: Dani Alves, Samuel Eto'o, Florent Malouda & Thierry Henry

* Apparently Dani Alves is going to Chelsea. Well, that would suck, but he isn't exactly proven in the EPL. * Eto'o is going to Milan. ...

Latest transfer blah

I'll admit my patience is wearing thin with us not adding any of the names that are going around, especially after Rafa expressed his disappointment ...

Abidoula Want to Leave. For Real This Time.

Lyon's left side is hemorrhaging. One of Europe's most envied partnerships, affectionately known as Abidoula, is about to be broken up and sold to different ...

Matchday 38 - Talk About a Crazy Finish

That's all, folks. Forget the fact that the first 37 weeks of the season were short of goals, that Lyon walked away with their sixth ...

Clubs Want Malouda but Fans Don't

Liverpool have joined the clubs interested in Florent Malouda's services. However, their offer of 9 million pounds (about 13 million euros) is ridiculously low. He ...