(Inhale...) Giuly! Sablé! Queudrue! Payet! Ziani! Runje! Malouda! Cheyrou! Koller! Sagna! Rozenhal! Givet!

A particularly mouth-watering few days on the transfer front these past days, and Ligue 1 are doing their part in keeping the rumours going. Here's ...

Chelsea Offer Lassana Diarra + Cash for Malouda

Latest Transfer Humors

The "June 30th" deadline is fast approaching, which is when Lyon are supposed to be finished with their mercato. So here's the latest in Lyon ...

Anfield Banter: A whole lot of gloom and doom

* We are apparently trying to beat out Chelsea, Man U, Arsenal, and Lyon for the services of Renato Augusto, a 19-year-old Brazilian midfielder who ...

LYONOPOLY

Game time!!! Because I'm bored, here are the latest rumors compressed into a game of monopoly. Participants: Lyon, Barcelona, Liverpool, Juventus, Chelsea, Lille, Milan, Werder Bremen, and ...

As the transfer talks slur...

* Apparently, Eto'o isn't going anywhere. Zzzz... * Malouda is torn between Chelsea and Liverpool. Just imagine the puddle of slobber forming on my desk ...

Simao to replace Malouda? LOL.

MALOUDA EAGER FOR SWITCH TO LIVERPOOL "...The £8million-rated Lyon midfielder looks bound for Anfield in the next week after the French club agreed a similar fee ...

The Latest Transfer Nonsense, Part XXIV

And now for your pleasure, the latest (mis)information published by the French media. DEPARTURES * Just when we thought that Florent Malouda would not be walking ...

Transfer non-News: Dani Alves, Samuel Eto'o, Florent Malouda & Thierry Henry

* Apparently Dani Alves is going to Chelsea. Well, that would suck, but he isn't exactly proven in the EPL. * Eto'o is going to Milan. ...

Latest transfer blah

I'll admit my patience is wearing thin with us not adding any of the names that are going around, especially after Rafa expressed his disappointment ...

Abidoula Want to Leave. For Real This Time.

Lyon's left side is hemorrhaging. One of Europe's most envied partnerships, affectionately known as Abidoula, is about to be broken up and sold to different ...

Matchday 38 - Talk About a Crazy Finish

That's all, folks. Forget the fact that the first 37 weeks of the season were short of goals, that Lyon walked away with their sixth ...

Clubs Want Malouda but Fans Don't

Liverpool have joined the clubs interested in Florent Malouda's services. However, their offer of 9 million pounds (about 13 million euros) is ridiculously low. He ...

The Occasional Diatribe: Carra & Gerrard want Owen back plus enough transfer news to make your head explode

* Stevie-G and Jamie Carragher have asked Rafa to bring Michael Owen back. Please tell me this is a joke. Owen wanted out ...

The faces of FIFA 2008

Footballers know they've hit the big time when their face adorns the cover of an EA Sports FIFA video game, and EA have just unveiled ...

Lyon Go to St. Tropez on Vacation

And no, their season is not yet over. They still have one game left to play this Saturday against Nantes. But since Lyon won the ...

Florent Malouda is Player Of The Year, Entire Population of France Says "Well, duh"

There you have it folks, there is no surprise as to who won the UNFP (Union Nationale des Footballeurs professionels) trophy for player of the ...

Matchday 37 - Marseille is in the Champions League! Suspense Still not Over Elsewhere

First off, sorry for waiting until today to bring you this palpitating and intense piece of Ligue 1 info. Laziness, The Simpsons and the fact ...

Who's Your Player Of The Year?

Here are the candidates: Florent Malouda, Olympique Lyonnais Johan Elmander, Toulouse FC Kader Keita, Lille OSC Seydou Keita, RC Lens Seeing as I am too lazy to write all about ...

Future Prospect: Hatem Ben Arfa

Instead of talking about the latest transfer gossip or how I feel about Houllier/Govou, I thought I'd take the time to introduce to you one ...

Utter Destruction and Lions Jumping Through a Ring of Fire

Just all in a day's work for the perennial French champions. Lens were hoping to take advantage of Lyon's recent malaise to get three very ...

Barcelona Play Mind Games with Lyon, More Rumors

Because everything that the press says must be true, here is today's daily dose of transfer news for you to cry over. Apparently, taking Eric ...

Lyon FINALLY win in Style

After a dismal run of five games, Lyon got their act together in order to properly celebrate their sixth title. Celebrating after the match. This time, ...

Lyon wins sixth title, no one really cares

Lyon won it again, this time without even trying. They only needed one more point to clinch the title, but Toulouse's loss today means that ...

The 20 Highest Paid Players in France

Technically, this is Sam's territory, but I couldn't help bringing this up since eleven of the top twenty are at Lyon. Some of them definitely ...

Mass Exodus out of Lyon?

So on the heels of another "failed" season, transfer speculation is in full bloom. And as usual, nearly all of Lyon's squad has been linked ...

Malouda reppin' Ligue 1 with the Europe XI at Old Trattford

My Coupe runneth over: Highlight videos from the last 16

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