Video: Chelsea 4, Bolton 0

If No. 4 isn't up for goal of the season, the whole list is a sham. That was truly as elegant as team goal as ...

Excellent! The Guardian loves the Chels

Via the Guardian (of course), following our 5-0 demoltion of Blackburn on the weekend ... "The oversimplified reading of a diamond formation* suggests that any success ...

Rant Box: Chelsea v Blackburn

This man struggles to sell hard copies. He certainly doesn't have any trouble bulging the ol' onion bag (no Tommy Smyth) against the Blackeyes.

Rant Box: Chelsea v Liverpool

He's half a boy and half a girl, TORRES! TORRES!

Chelsea v Liverpool: The lead up

There was a time when one would hear Liverpool and Chelsea in the same sentence, immediately projectile vomit and then proceed on with their merry ...

Match Recap: What The Hell?

Well, that wasn't pleasant. Not at all. Chelsea's nine-match winning streak in all competitions -- six consecutive in the Premier League -- came to an abrupt, ...

Daily Dose: September 25th, 2009.

Stuff to read while you enjoy a casual own-half goal from Ron Vlaar..... Getting bilignual simultaneously with the Spanglish. (Futfanatico) Who loves a good tattoo? Footballs, that's ...

Rant box: Chelsea v Fulham

Chelsea's first London derby of the new term may not be the most fiercest, or the most glamorous. It does, however, represent a strong test ...

UEFA Unveils Club Football Award Nominees

After spending three months laboring over the evidence, UEFA has finally reached a point where it could release the nominees for their yearly positional awards. ...

Rant Box: Raise the curtain

Raise the curtain. The season has arrived. Chelsea and Manchester United welcome football back officially today by competing for the FA Community Shield at New Wembley. A ...

Poll: Who is Chelsea's most important player?

I don't know if you heard, but there was this small announcement a couple of weekends ago from England's Brave John Terry. JT committed himself ...

Daily Dose: July 30th, 2009.

Stuff to read while you watch the Stevie G CCTV Dancing Girl video...... An interesting chart of transfer fees accumulated throughout the years. (Times Labs) JT and ...

Why didn't Chelsea call JTs bluff?

So it looks like John Terry is about ready to tell the world, that actually he was staying at Stamford Bridge all along. What's bought ...

Daily Dose 07.21.09

Some news to read as you watch the grainy, inconclusive video of the Stevie G incident. (I swear, between this and the hoolie photos, ...

Were You at the Game? What Did You Think? (Updated with Goals Videos)

Either Steve or I will probably do some post-game thoughts a little later, but for now I'm going to open it up to you. ...

(Late) Rant Box: Seattle v Chelsea

So I had this rant box written up for today's match, and forgot to post it when my pops offered to buy me a car. ...

Round-up of the current stories - JT, Hartson, and a new R10

I'm sorry I haven't been around, much of late. Not only has it been exceptionally busy in Real Life, I was also asked to help ...

2009 Chelsea Offside Awards

Peace out. The newly-renamed Chris Sutton-Winston Bogarde Award for wack transfer of the season goes to ... Luiz Felipe Scolari The fat, loveable World Cup winner traded ...

Rant Box: Chelsea v Everton

This is the big one, my friends. FA Cup Final. At Wembley. Against Everton. The final match of the season. The final match of Guus Hiddink's initial ...

FA Cup buildup: The Road to the final

Congratulations Super Frank!

You've been named the inaugural Chelsea Offside Player of the Year. In a landslide, Lampard received 66 percent of the vote in my recent poll (117 ...

2009 Chelsea awards roundup

The club held its annual awards banquet Thursday and, to no surprise whatsoever, Frank Lampard was named Chelsea Player of the Year by the fans. ...

Congratulations Super Frank!

You've been named the inaugural Chelsea Offside Player of the Year. In a landslide, Lampard received 66 percent of the vote in my recent poll (117 ...

The Best Bits of the 08/09 Premier League Season

And so, as Frank Sinatra once sang, we approach our final curtain, at least for the 2008/9 season. Just one game left for everyone ...

Poll: Chelsea Offside Player of the Year

Tomorrow, Chelsea's player of the year awards will be held. You can see the event live on ChelseaTV from 9 p.m. In lieu of the ceremony, I'm interesting ...

Isn't it obvious? The case for Frank Lampard

I never got around to discussing Frank Lampard's omission from the list of nominees for the PFA Player of the Year -- an award Ryan ...

Rant Box: Chelsea v Arsenal

A London derby is in the cards. With third place in the Premier League at stake no less. And all I can really say is, ...

Rant Box: Chelsea v Arsenal

A London derby is in the cards. With third place in the Premier League at stake no less. And all I can really say is, ...

Let's wrap this one up: Bravo, boys

Sure, I'm angry. Yes, I'm pi**ed. But, really, what can you do? Chelsea left it all on the pitch Wednesday, coming within seconds of a second ...

CL Prev: Enjoy the silence

No, not Depeche Mode. I'm talking about that silence, that precious silence I'm going to enjoy -- well, all Chelsea fans are going to enjoy ...