Rant Box: Chelsea v Juventus

The Old Lady. Old is right. Juventus brings its merry band of miscreants to Stamford Bridge today for a pivotal Champions League tie with our beloved ...

Frank & Jose's Special Shower Moment

Rumor has it Jose Mourinho's management, now and with Chelsea, is a little "hands on". Lots of man management and all that good intimate stuff. ...

Gallery: Hiddink in training

Sorry about the lack of posts lately guys. This week has been hella hectic. Anyway, here are a few photos of Guus running the squad ...

Match Report: Nico is 'golden'

Well, that was surprisingly entertaining. Following 70 some minutes of mindnumbing football, things finally livened up at Vicarage Road. Watford substitute Tamas Priskin scored with his ...

Rant Box: Chelsea v. Watford

So the Hiddink era begins. Well, not really. Ray Wilkins -- or Mouthpiece as I like to refer to him as -- will likely be stirring ...

Video: Lamps on Hiddink

Daily Dose: February 10th, 2009.

Stuff to read while you build team morale the good ol' fashioned way..... Only one man to save Chelsea, and he's special. (Kornheiser's Cartel) Only one man ...

Will any new manager be able to provide what Chelsea need?

So, as you will have seen, Big Phil Scolari has walked the plank and is no longer manager of Chelsea. Blue Monday indeed. His Chelsea ...

Match recap: Bring back Shevchenko

Or Pizza Man. Or Eidur. Mutu? Kerry Dixon? Anybody at this point. Again, Chelsea dominated for large spells. And again, the Blues left with nothing as ...

Rant Box: Chelsea v. Hull City

Time to get back on track, people. Chelsea hosts Hull City this morning at Stamford Bridge, with an eye on regaining some sort of positive form ...

Lampard calls for communication from Ref's

Chelsea midfielder Frank Lampard has spoke out about the referring situation in England at the moment after his red card against Liverpool was rescinded. The ...

Daily Dose: February 3rd, 2008.

Stuff to read while you realize dreams do come true.......... Talking the Champions League battles of Italy v England. (Football Italiano) Dimitar Berbatov is Mr. Cool. (The ...

Justice is served.

I'm still too bitter to write about the Liverpool match. Damn that game! However, at least there's something positive to take away from it. Referee Mike ...

Did Frank Lampard Deserve a Red For This Tackle?

Frank Lampard was sent off for this tackle on Xabi Alonso yesterday, and Chelsea went on to lose 2-0 - possibly ending their title challenge. But ...

Now a two-horse race?

Liverpool beat Chelsea at Anfield today, a result which sees them move two points behind league leaders Manchester United. Chelsea meanwhile are third, five points ...

How we'll beat the scum

That's how. Bitch.

Match Recap: The Turnaround

So I think I've finally calmed down enough to discuss the theatrics at Stamford Bridge over the weekend. First, what a f**king finish. For those that ...

Photo of the Day: Frank F**king Lampard

Steven who?

Confession Box: What was your biggest moment of football treachery?

I was going through my meagre living space earlier on, and I found a T-Shirt - wouldn't have meant much to most people on first ...

Gallery: The Collapse

Holiday recap: More fun

It was quite a Christmas for Chelsea. First, the Blues picked up a vital three points in a 2-0 win over West Brom at Stamford Bridge. ...

Daily Dose 12.23.08

Some news to read as you check out your Christmas card from FC Barcelona: And while we're on the topic of Christmas cards, this one -- ...

Ballon d'Or Point Totals Make Franck Ribery Unhappy.

The Ballon d'Or is nothing if not a lightning rod for controversy and year-long verbal sparring matches with inflatable gloves. Yes, some deserving players win ...

IOSS: Wayne Calls In Sick

Up this week: Sven hauls ass to the jungle voluntarily in search of reality fame; Jose stumbles onto old friends, taps them up; The Boy ...

Rob and Wayne's Slightly Late EPL Preview!

So here we are - albeit slightly later than usual, ready to tackle the weeks big talking points. There's a big game between Arsenal and ...

Video: Super Frank's delicious chip

It was a fab week for the Blues. Pair of wins, and back to the top of the league. Frankie Lampard stole the show, with ...

10 Things We Learned in the Premier League

1. The Big Four are Back No, not that big four. The other one. The top four Premier League teams are now Chelsea, Liverpool, Man Utd ...

The EPL 100 Club

Congratulations to Frank Lampard and Emile Heskey who both yesterday joined the exclusive club of players who have scored 100 goals since the Old Division ...

Rob 'n' Wayne's EPL Preview!

If someone can think of a wittier title for this then please, leave a comment. Anyway, as usual, right after the jump, myself and Wayne ...

Daily Dose: October 30th, 2008.

Stuff to read while you celebrate your goal with a pirate hat, arrr........ Abby Wambach listed by Chinese gov't as potential threat in Beijing. (ESPN) 10 surprising ...