Chelsea wanks off the ref, get draw

In what was probably one of the worse refereed matches ever, Liverpool loses two points because the ref is a ponce. That wasn't a ...

Malaysia Champions Youth Cup: Malaysia U19s 0-0 Academy and Lump it like Lampard

I ain't gonna apologise for writing this late 'cos really there ain't too much to apologise for and to write about. The Academy's chances of ...

My EPL Predictions

Champions: Chelsea Though it pains me to say it, Mickey Mouse FC made all the right moves during the offseason. First, they boosted their backline ...

Rangers v Chelsea - PREVIEW

As I had so much fun blogging Feyenoord v Chelsea the other day I am going to LIVE blog Chelsea's game at Ibrox this afternoon ...

Gabriel Milito transfers to Barcelona!

Yay! Gaby Milito is going to sign with Barcelona! If you can read Spanish, here is Real Zaragoza's official announcement of the transfer. That's great ...

Nobody Wants Frank Lampard

Poor Frank Lampard just got a major slap in the face. The 29 year old midfielder has been stalling over signing a new Chelsea contract, ...

Oh for the love of God, don't buy Lampard

According to the newspaper, El Pais, Barcelona are in discussions with Chelsea about prying Frank Lampard from them. £15million is the price El Pais quotes, ...

Tuesday News Roundup: Who Doesn't Love Lucarelli?

•After tearing up Serie A all season, Cristiano Lucarelli finally scored an Azzurri call-up for a competitive match. And, according to Lucarelli, it's about damn ...

Daily Dose 05.20.07

Something to read while you train for Rock, Paper, Scissors Olympic glory. Will Colombia be back? (SoccerBlog) Still waiting on Frank Lampard Jnr. Jnr. (Kickette) How four South ...

May Day Mojo

It would be fitting if today our boys from Liverpool, the working man's town, defeated the boys from Chelsea, a millionaire's mecca. If you ...

5.5 ways West Ham could have used that £5.5 million

Good news/bad news for West Ham fans after the Tevez/Mascherano dodgy transfer verdict was handed down. Good news is they won't be docked any points ...

The Daily Diatribe: Bells is back, Our Man U curse continues, & 'Oh, you silly little Chelsea fans'

* Craig Bellamy will be fit and ready to play tomorrow against Wigan. Just in the nick of time. Crouch has been playing ...

The Daily Diatribe: 'Villa loves us too', 'Lampard not out for revenge', 'Mourinho already making excuses', 'the return of Kewell?', 'Praise for our Reserves', & 'Some PSV tidbits'

* First it was Eto'o and now, David Villa has confessed his crush for our club. It might not matter how many times he ...

Midweek Rumor Mill, Or: Don't Start Packing Just Yet, Hernan

•Remember yesterday's report that Hernan Crespo was going to be allowed to stay at Inter with all his friends next season? Well, if you believe ...

Nothing to do with LFC, but funny

Here's a karaoke version of Yesterday by the Beatles for West Ham United. For Lucas Neill: If Tevez would like to play for a club that's bilingual... ...

Frank Lampard Gears up for International Thumb Wrestling Duties

A lot of people are apt to point out Frank Lampard's shortcomings in international football. I am not one of them. I am ...

Dismal England!!!!

So England failed dismally in Israel on Saturday and really were you surprised? McClaren is not an International manager, to be fair he just about ...

The Daily Diatribe: Gerrard proves his class, video highlights from recent Reserves' and FA Youth Cup matches

* I only have three observations from yesterdays match between the Three Lions and Israel, which wasn't as boring as the score nor the press ...

We've Got Transfer Rumors Coming Out of Our Ears!

•Though we've not heard anything about him in these parts since the end of the last year, it seems as if the perpetually unsettled Franck ...

Shaun Wright-Phillips is a Diver

What did we used to do during international football weeks before the creation of Internet video? Probably talked about the virtues of the 4-4-2 ...

3/21/07 Juventus News - From Drunks to Phenoms, and Metzelder & Co.

Sporting Director Alessio Secco denied being in London to negotiate for Frank Lampard, as I expected. Another rumor blown out of proportion, it was ...

FA to Probe Spurs Fan Attack on Frank Lampard

Not content with waiting until 4am to punch a footballer outside a nightclub, a Tottenham fan decided it would be a swell idea to attack ...

Juve in for Lampard -- Maybe For Real, This Time

Back in December, the name "Frank Lampard" was flying around in the Italian press in connection with several Italian teams, primarily Juve, Inter and Milan. ...

Arsene Wenger Has Had it With Your Lies

Arsenal boss Arsene Wenger has lashed out at a linesman from the Gunners' 1-2 Carling Cup final loss to Chelsea. Emmanuel Adebayor was sent ...

Mourinho Going Out In Style?

People, its getting serious. One rumour gets overlooked, two get brushed aside, but when I start seeing multiple sources all saying the ...

Which WAG will be single in 2007?

As we put the finishing touches on that tawdry little thing known as 2006, it is time to look ahead to even more sordid and ...

Even God needs a rest from time to time

It was called the Middle Ages, you know? John Terry had a slight back problem today, and decided that his team could do it without him ...

Famous Footballers when they were Kids

Remember back when you were a mere tyke and you use to dominate your youth league games? Yea, neither do I. My teams ...

Frank Meant This!!! (He Wouldn't Lie!!!)

Barcelona 2-2 Chelsea

Barcelona. Top of the footballing food chain and the 'Prime Minister' for the G14 select clubs of European Football. G14 is an inaccurate numerical quantity. ...