Articles tagged with "french-ligue-1"
Djibril Cissé Releases 'The DJ Inside Me' and Pimps his Ride
By Bob | December 15th, 2006After his leg broke in horrific fashion in a tune-up match for the World Cup, it would have been perfectly acceptable for Djibril Cissé to ...
Today's Lesson: Always Remain Upwind from the Tear Gas
By Bob | November 30th, 2006If you have ever had the misfortune of being anywhere near tear gas, you'll understand why Feyenoord's Henk Timmer looks like he is the victim ...
A Name to Remember: Gonzalo Higuain
By Bob | October 25th, 2006Some people are born with football in their genes and River Plate's Gonzalo Higuain is one of them. The 18-year-old striker is the son ...
UEFA says No to AS Nancy's 'No to Racism' shirts
By Bob | October 17th, 2006In light of terrible instance of fan racism in Serbia this past weekend and considering the fact that it Football Against Racism in Europe Action ...
Footballers are Keeping the Lawyers Busy Today
By Bob | October 13th, 2006The legal affairs interns at The Offside have had a tough time keeping up with things the last 24 hours as footballers both past and ...
Vikash Dhorasoo Shown the Door at PSG
By Bob | October 11th, 2006It is not very often the case that you see a player who played in the World Cup sacked by a club in the same ...
Presumably, drop kicking a referee is now illegal in France
By Bob | October 10th, 2006French legislators today passed a new law today to address the scourge on society known as attacks on sports referees. The new law makes ...
Barthez Bids Adieu to Football
By Bob | October 5th, 2006The 2006 World Cup Final will go down in the record books as Fabien Barthez's last game. The French international announced today that he ...
In any Language, Vikash Dhorasoo should stick to Making Movies
By Bob | September 26th, 2006It has been a pretty productive couple of months for France midfielder Vikash Dhorassoo. First he managed to piss off his World Cup teammates ...
Yeah, but does it have Opposable Thumbs?
By Bob | September 22nd, 2006In another sign that humans are becoming obsolete, French side AS Nancy-Lorraine has purchased an automated lawnmower to keep their pitch perfectly manicured. The ...
A Name to Remember: Joseph-Desire Job
By Bob | September 19th, 2006With you have a name like Joseph-Desire Job, there is always going to be a cruel bit of irony when you are out of work. ...
What is he stuffing down there?
By Bob | August 29th, 2006It appears to us that Sylvain Wiltford is wearing one of those sumo diapers under his shorts, but we're not really sure what he is ...
Ribery Might Want to Stay at Marseille if He Doesn't Want to Leave
By Bob | August 11th, 2006We can't remember. Are Fridays the day when Franck Ribery proclaims his love for playing at Olympique Marseille or are they the day when ...
Barthez the Human Adventure is Looking for a Human Adventure
By Bob | August 8th, 2006Fans of the bald headed, chain smoking, goal wandering France keeper Fabien Barthez are rejoicing today at the news that he wants to play for ...
Ribery, Equalite, Fraternite
By Bob | August 7th, 2006What is it with the players who played for France in this year's World Cup? First there is William Gallas not showing up for ...
Death, Taxes, Lyon
By Bob | August 3rd, 2006Friday marks the beginning of the Ligue 1 season in France and the beginning of another Lyon run towards a championship. The past five ...
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