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Photo of the Day: Frank F**king Lampard

Steven who?

Gallery: Chelsea 2, Stoke 1

Photo of the Day: The Special One

"I'm in the box beside Mourinho and I just overheard him say that Chelsea are half the side they were under him!" -Conor, to BBC ...

Gallery: The Collapse

Photo of the Day: Mike & JT

You may have heard, Chelsea youngsta Michael Mancienne has been called into the England senior team for the Three Lions' friendly with Germany in Berlin ...

Gallery: Chelsea 1, AS Roma 0

Gallery: Chelsea 5, Boro 0

Gallery: Chelsea 2, Aston Villa 0

Gallery: Shit FC 0, CFR Cluj 0

Photos of the Day: Can It Get Any Worse?

In Transylvania, Chelsea simply sucked. The Blues unleashed one of the most flatigious displays in recent memory against CFR Cluj on Wednesday. But the goalless ...

Gallery: Chelsea 2, Stoke 0

Photo of the Day: Sugar Ray a Stoke Fan?!?

Boxing legend Sugar Ray Leonard showed up at Stoke today -- seriously? The man supposedly gave the team a pep talk before the match with Chelsea. It ...

Gallery: Chelsea 4, Portsmouth 0

Gallery: Chelsea 1, Manchester United 1

A special thank you goes out to ...

Salomon Kalou for preserving Chelsea's home unbeaten run. And for bailing out Nicolas "I have no business being here" Anelka and Joe "I don't pass" ...

Gallery: Chelsea 4, Bordeaux 0

Gallery: Chelsea 3, Manchester City 1

Photo: All too easy

Shoving his award right up the arse of those who questioned whether he could adapt to the Premier League, Chelsea midfielder Deco was named the ...

Gallery: Chelsea 1, Tottenham 1

Gallery: Chelsea 1, Wigan 0

Gallery: Chelsea 4, Portsmouth 0

Looks like Robbie Keane is fitting right in

"Those guys are fags." Really, they are. Via Kickette

Gallery: Chelsea 4, Guangzhou 0

The Blues set off the preseason in fine fashion Wednesday, blanking Guangzhou Pharmaceutical 4-0 in China. Peep the photos below. Looks like Deco is already ...

Euro Gallery: Ballack

Michael Ballack is two wins away from leading Ze Germans to another European championship. Ballack, who opened the tournament in awful fashion, has powered his ...

Photo(s) of the Day: Petr Cech Is Larger Than Life

Adidas unveiled this awesome 150-foot monstrosity entitled "The Impossible Goalkeeper" on a ferris wheel at Vienna's leisure park, Prater. Me thinks co-host Switzerland will have ...

Photo of the Day: Ballack, Michael Ballack

Chelsea midfielder Michael Ballack gives the audience one of those James Bond/Jason Bourne looks as he boards a plane for Lugano. Goldfinger is no doubt piloting ...

A Date With Destiny

Photo(s) of the Day: Family

Photo of the Day: Sheva

Sure, we didn't win the Premiership. But Sheva gave us a little something to cheer. Thanks for the professionalism & commitment Andriy. Good luck in whatever ...