The Offside 100: 2000-09, THE RESULTS!

Last week, I asked you to vote for you favourite 20 players of the decade, here in this very post, are the Top 100 players ...

Juventus-Bordeaux, and the Giovinco Question

The Champion's League is back, and what a cracker of a group we have in Group A. French champions Bordeaux, German giants Bayern Munich, and ...

Back To Business

Some genius decided to tell Google Translate that Mickaël Ciani = Adam Clayton. Hmm, I wonder why. (You might have to fullview that seeing as ...

Last 2 games review and Round 1 top 3/Flop 3

Here's a quick review of the last two sunday games and of course this week's Top 3 and Flop 3... Prospects in bold. Lille 1-2 Lorient Obviously Gameiro ...

Matchday: Lens-Bordeaux (Stade Chaban-Delmas)

On the eve of Lens' season opener against champions Bordeaux, coach Jean-Guy Wallemme has selected his nineteen players and is set to do battle once ...

Yoann's Date With Marie Steiss

Is LOL. Apparently, it wasn't even technically a date. They have the same lawyer and went to dinner just to discuss that. Of course, it ...

Gourcuff Hanging With MJ

and by MJ I mean the respectable Marc Jacobs. It's evident that this amazing designer (and fine specimen of of man) has the hots for ...

Survivor: Koh Lanta

Aha, I found the rest of it! 7 minutes of glory! I gotta go grab my dictionary.

Gourcuff Is Ours to Keep (For 4 Years)

Yoann Gourcuff signs on to Bordeaux on a 4 year contract! He says: "I am very pleased to continue the adventure that I engaged with the ...

First he wins for the most beautiful goal, and then comes the best player award with Zidane. Towards the end of the video, Zidane comments ...

Before Monaco and the Title

The group for Monaco: Ramé, Valverde - Chalmé, Diawara, Henrique, Jurietti, Placente, Planus, Trémoulinas - Diarra, Ducasse, Fernando, Gourcuff, Sertic - Bellion, Cavenaghi, Chamakjh, Gouffran, ...

3 POINTS CLEAR

(yeah, I'm bring back the first trophy this season to celebrate.) Lyon beats OM 3-1 to give us a breather at the top and even more ...

Bordeaux Stomps on Vannes' Cinderella Dreams (And NSFW Random-Naked-Woman-in-Video Alert)

UPDATE: This video is apparently NSFW, with the occasional random shot of a topless woman holding a grim reaper-type scythe. (Oh, what, you ...

Torino Time

A slight bout of boredom here at the office has given me a jolt of creativity as I contemplate the upcoming match with Torino and ...

T There's really no reason why this is here. Except that Lloris is also in the same picture and that's just more awesome. I love how ...

SpongeBob is no more!!!

Our owner, billionaire Robert Louis-Dreyfus, a.k.a. Spongebob doesn't grant many interviews. But when he does, he rarely beats around the bush and goes straight to ...

2008 In Review: The Biggest

^L'Equipe's team of the year. Bordeaux's only one two players off from Lyon! Biggest Flop: Diego Placente  Free transfer or not, I think this one is unanimous. It's ...

More Gourcuff Beach Photos

A big thanks to Zine and Martha who found them :D

Yoann at St. Barth

I jump on this Perez Hilton bandwagon too. I didn't know he was vacationing in St. Barth. And no I didn't write that. I'm trying ...

December Top 25!

Here’s the top 25 prospects as of december 26th 2008. A few information first. The cut off date is 1/1/86 You’ll find reference to my may 2008 list, ...

Buon Natale a Tutti...

Hope everyone is enjoying their holiday, but as always there is business to be discussed. Before we take the time to discuss the potential January transfer ...

Daddy and Baby Gourcuff

I KNOW I GOTTA STOP WITH THIS GOURCUFF MADNESS, BUT IT IS NOT ENDING. If someone is willing to be a complete champion and download this ...

I'm Going to Eat Some Roman(isti) Babies

I am angry. Very very very angry. So if you're having a really great day, please don't read this. If you're a Roma fan, again. ...

What To Expect in Rome

Expect Ramé, for he has returned. Jussiê as well! The group Ramé, Valverde – Chalmé, Diawara, Jurietti, Placente, Planus, Trémoulinas – Diarra, Ducasse, Fernando, Wendel, Gourcuff, Sertic, ...

Gourcuff Is Single, Never Swears and Wants to Heal People

The last of a 5 part forum interview with Yoann Gourcuff. Just something interesting/funny before we entertain VAFC tomorrow. The rest of the interview can ...

L1 16th round prospects preview

A few prospects to watch for tonight and tomorrow : Bordeaux - Sochaux : Obertan and Gourcuff are expected starters. Watch for Obertan's progress. For Sochaux, Erding, ...

Offside Rewind: Kiss Ma Arse.

Expansion drafts in Europe? Unnecessary showboating in Denmark. The greatest flash of yellows known to man. The women's game has a Rory Delap too. Should the Copa America be ...

Ramé Will Not Start Against Chelsea

Ummmm, yeah, that basically sums it up. "If we win it, it will be an achievement." - Chamakh Le groupe : Valverde, Olimpa – Chalmé, Diawara, Jurietti, ...

15th round prospects performances... Top 3/ Flop 3

Here's a roundup of the main U22 performers from this 15th round of L1 action : Lyon's Hugo Lloris (L'Equipe's rating : 5) couldn't do much ...

Chamakh Finally Scores as Bordeaux are Down to Keeper #3

I bring good news and bad news. I must first say that this was very good game after that terrible loss to Nancy. Goals by Cavenaghi ...