Articles tagged with "gratuitous-nudity"
Diego Forlán. Shirtless. For our Health
By Amanda Leerat | November 16th, 2009Oh, look! It's Atletico Madrid player Diego Forlán, showing us that his abs and biceps apparently have something to do with "men" and "health." ...
Inside the dressing room for the Serbia NT
By Corrine | October 13th, 2009Part of this photo is NSFW. It's like a game of "Where's Waldo" - there many decoys to distract you from spotting your objective, but ...
Martin Palermo: Wet and Happy
By Amanda Leerat | October 10th, 2009Oh, look! It's Argentina's Martin Palermo, wet and shirtless, celebrating after scoring a goal that helps keep Argentina's World Cup dreams alive. We ...
Nudity and Hip Dips and Zlatan! Oh My! (and Blogger Needed)
By Amanda Leerat | September 25th, 2009(Spotted on ONTD) Occasionally we see a video that leaves us speechless. This is such a video. Let's just allow Zlatan's undergarment to ...
At Milan, There is No Line Between Football and Modeling
By Lotte Cox | July 24th, 2009Because AC Milan long ago signed a contract in blood with Dolce & Gabbana, they are now followed to the ends of the earth by ...
Zlatan Ibrahimovic: New Number, Same Torso
By Lotte Cox | July 20th, 2009Zlatan Ibrahimovic may be on his way to Barcelona, but he's not there yet. At the moment, he's in California with Inter, rocking the bottom ...
Andy Carroll: Looking Good in the Championship
By Lotte Cox | July 12th, 2009Alright, so Newcastle went down. That doesn't mean Andy Carroll isn't still just as tall and slim and dreamy as he was in the Premiership, ...
Matteo Ferrari: Bringing the Hot in Istanbul
By Lotte Cox | July 9th, 2009After a delay allegedly caused by his showgirl wife Aida Yespica's hesitation to move to Turkey, Genoa's Matteo Ferrari (You remember him, right?) completed his ...
Oguchi Onyewu: An American in Milan
By Lotte Cox | July 7th, 2009[Buck up, Gooch, you're goin' to Milan!] After a couple weeks of being one of the few Italian teams not allegedly interested in him, AC Milan ...
An Enthusiastic Greeting for Roberto Soldado
By Lotte Cox | June 18th, 2009Roberto Soldado, it appears, has made Getafe fans very happy indeed. What's that? You say where you are it's a crime to greet people who have ...
Jérémy Clément: Young, Pretty, and Proud of his Nipples
By Lotte Cox | June 13th, 2009This is Jérémy Clément. He plays for PSG and, despite appearances, is actually an old man of 24 rather than a child of 17. Based ...
Tim Cahill: Always Fashion Conscious
By Lotte Cox | June 9th, 2009Whether he's playing for Everton or qualifying for the World Cup with Socceroos, Tim Cahill knows labels are important: Check the Armani waistband he carefully ...
Zlatan Ibrahimovic: Melting Hearts (And Other Parts)
By Lotte Cox | June 4th, 2009You may not have heard, but Inter celebrated their 17th Scudetto last weekend with a 4-3 win over Atalanta (two goals by Zlatan), and the ...
Eric Abidal: Fooballer + Model
By Lotte Cox | May 30th, 2009A Champions League winner's medal isn't enough for Barcelona's Eric Abidal -- not by a long shot. He's also working on a modeling career and, ...
Ogling Bojan Krkic is Very, Very Wrong
By Lotte Cox | May 26th, 2009It's just that, well. It's awfully difficult to look away sometimes, isn't it?
The Ongoing Mystery of Marko Pantelic's Crotch
By Lotte Cox | May 12th, 2009As has been discussed here before, we've got a growing suspicion that Hertha's Marko Pantelic is actually a walking, talking Ken Doll. Not that we're ...
Dani Alves: Proudly Unwaxed
By Lotte Cox | May 7th, 2009Despite earning a card during the match that will rule him out of the Champions League final in Rome, Dani Alves was still fired up ...
Mladen Petric Likes Paint (And Looking Hard)
By Lotte Cox | April 23rd, 2009You know Mladen Petric -- he plays for Croatia (you can tell by the Slaven Bilic reflected in his hip shades) and, as of last ...
Weekend Dose 04.19.09
By Laurie | April 19th, 2009Some news to read as you watch the skills of Villareal coach Manuel Pellegrini: (Spotted on 101 Great Goals) (So do you ever think about linking to ...
When They Were Young: Adrian Mutu
By Lotte Cox | April 18th, 2009"Well hello, housekeeping! I've been expecting you -- come right in."
Mmm ... Alexi Sanchez
By Lotte Cox | April 14th, 2009Chile's Alexi Sanchez (that's him on our right, with the hip cleavage) moved from River Plate to Udinese in Italy this season. Disappointingly, apart from ...
I Love Dressing Room Celebrations
By Wanda Touchim | April 13th, 2009Maybe it is the joy of the players or their camaraderie that makes them so appealing. All that singing and laughing... Oh, who am I ...
Fun With International Week
By Amanda Leerat | April 5th, 2009A few photos from last week's international games: First, it is no secret that we are big fans of the manpile. Particularly when the camera ...
Pants-Off Dance-Off! (Without the Dancing)
By Lotte Cox | April 4th, 2009What is it with footballers pulling their shorts down when they're distressed? Not, you understand, that we're complaining, it's just a strange habit for such ...
Brazilian NT: Maxin' and Relaxin'
By Lotte Cox | March 31st, 2009Brazil's (and Inter's) godlike keeper Julio Cesar takes a well-deserved break, joined by the singificantly less deserving Robinho. One assumes Robinho is there just to ...
Beckham - 109 Caps and Still Stripping
By Wanda Touchim | March 30th, 2009David Beckham is one of those players that people either love or love to hate (or obsess over). There is no denying, he is beautiful ...
Frankie Hejduk. Wait. Frankie Hejduk?
By Amanda Leerat | March 29th, 2009There is no reason for this photo to be sexy. Wind-snarled long hair, winter-pale skin... Nope, no reason at all. So why is it? P.S. ...
Three Words: Zlatan. Hip. Cleavage.
By Lotte Cox | March 21st, 2009The pictures are one thing, but seeing Zlatan's torso in glorious motion (as he graciously steps out of line to give the camera a clear ...
Appreciating Juan Pablo Angel
By Lotte Cox | March 18th, 2009There are countless reasons to appreciate RBNY striker Juan Pablo Angel. The man's got ability that's made him a legend at every club that's ever ...
Xisco: Eagerly Bringing the Man-Love
By Lotte Cox | March 13th, 2009Xisco is currently sitting on the bench at Newcastle, which must be awfully depressing for him -- not only is he not playing, but he's ...
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