http://tags.theoffside.com/gratuitous-nudity/ Tags of Tags en-us BootsnAll Travel Network http://habs.theoffside.com/gratuitous-nudity/diego-forlan-shirtless-for-our-health.htmlAmanda Leerat2009-11-16 10:10:51 Oh, look! It's Atletico Madrid player Diego Forlán, showing us that his abs and biceps apparently have something to do with "men" and "health." ... Oh, look! It's Atletico Madrid player Diego Forlán, showing us that his abs and biceps apparently have something to do with "men" and "health." ...http://habs.theoffside.com/gratuitous-nudity/inside-the-dressing-room-for-the-serbia-nt.htmlCorrine2009-10-13 22:01:42 Part of this photo is NSFW. It's like a game of "Where's Waldo" - there many decoys to distract you from spotting your objective, but ... Part of this photo is NSFW. It's like a game of "Where's Waldo" - there many decoys to distract you from spotting your objective, but ...http://habs.theoffside.com/gratuitous-nudity/martin-palermo-wet-and-happy.htmlAmanda Leerat2009-10-10 22:29:10 Oh, look! It's Argentina's Martin Palermo, wet and shirtless, celebrating after scoring a goal that helps keep Argentina's World Cup dreams alive. We ... Oh, look! It's Argentina's Martin Palermo, wet and shirtless, celebrating after scoring a goal that helps keep Argentina's World Cup dreams alive. We ...http://habs.theoffside.com/gratuitous-nudity/nudity-and-hip-dips-and-zlatan-oh-my-and-blogger-needed.htmlAmanda Leerat2009-09-25 10:20:31 (Spotted on ONTD) Occasionally we see a video that leaves us speechless. This is such a video. Let's just allow Zlatan's undergarment to ... (Spotted on ONTD) Occasionally we see a video that leaves us speechless. This is such a video. Let's just allow Zlatan's undergarment to ...http://habs.theoffside.com/gratuitous-nudity/at-ac-milan-even-beach-volleyball-is-glamorous.htmlLotte Cox2009-07-24 03:00:58 Because AC Milan long ago signed a contract in blood with Dolce & Gabbana, they are now followed to the ends of the earth by ... Because AC Milan long ago signed a contract in blood with Dolce & Gabbana, they are now followed to the ends of the earth by ...http://habs.theoffside.com/gratuitous-nudity/zlatan-new-number-same-torso.htmlLotte Cox2009-07-20 07:48:18 Zlatan Ibrahimovic may be on his way to Barcelona, but he's not there yet. At the moment, he's in California with Inter, rocking the bottom ... Zlatan Ibrahimovic may be on his way to Barcelona, but he's not there yet. At the moment, he's in California with Inter, rocking the bottom ...http://habs.theoffside.com/gratuitous-nudity/andy-carroll-looking-good-in-the-championship.htmlLotte Cox2009-07-12 14:27:46 Alright, so Newcastle went down. That doesn't mean Andy Carroll isn't still just as tall and slim and dreamy as he was in the Premiership, ... Alright, so Newcastle went down. That doesn't mean Andy Carroll isn't still just as tall and slim and dreamy as he was in the Premiership, ...http://habs.theoffside.com/gratuitous-nudity/matteo-ferrari-bringing-the-hot-in-istanbul.htmlLotte Cox2009-07-09 06:48:45 After a delay allegedly caused by his showgirl wife Aida Yespica's hesitation to move to Turkey, Genoa's Matteo Ferrari (You remember him, right?) completed his ... After a delay allegedly caused by his showgirl wife Aida Yespica's hesitation to move to Turkey, Genoa's Matteo Ferrari (You remember him, right?) completed his ...http://habs.theoffside.com/gratuitous-nudity/oguchi-onyewu-an-american-in-milan.htmlLotte Cox2009-07-07 07:59:03 [Buck up, Gooch, you're goin' to Milan!] After a couple weeks of being one of the few Italian teams not allegedly interested in him, AC Milan ... [Buck up, Gooch, you're goin' to Milan!] After a couple weeks of being one of the few Italian teams not allegedly interested in him, AC Milan ...http://habs.theoffside.com/gratuitous-nudity/an-enthusiastic-greeting-for-roberto-soldado.htmlLotte Cox2009-06-18 05:34:25 Roberto Soldado, it appears, has made Getafe fans very happy indeed. What's that? You say where you are it's a crime to greet people who have ... Roberto Soldado, it appears, has made Getafe fans very happy indeed. What's that? You say where you are it's a crime to greet people who have ...http://habs.theoffside.com/gratuitous-nudity/jeremy-clement-young-pretty-and-proud-of-his-nipples.htmlLotte Cox2009-06-13 04:00:58 This is Jérémy Clément. He plays for PSG and, despite appearances, is actually an old man of 24 rather than a child of 17. Based ... This is Jérémy Clément. He plays for PSG and, despite appearances, is actually an old man of 24 rather than a child of 17. Based ...http://habs.theoffside.com/gratuitous-nudity/tim-cahill-always-fashion-conscious.htmlLotte Cox2009-06-09 05:00:06 Whether he's playing for Everton or qualifying for the World Cup with Socceroos, Tim Cahill knows labels are important: Check the Armani waistband he carefully ... Whether he's playing for Everton or qualifying for the World Cup with Socceroos, Tim Cahill knows labels are important: Check the Armani waistband he carefully ...http://habs.theoffside.com/gratuitous-nudity/zlatan-ibrahimovic-melting-hearts-other-parts.htmlLotte Cox2009-06-04 03:00:44 You may not have heard, but Inter celebrated their 17th Scudetto last weekend with a 4-3 win over Atalanta (two goals by Zlatan), and the ... You may not have heard, but Inter celebrated their 17th Scudetto last weekend with a 4-3 win over Atalanta (two goals by Zlatan), and the ...http://habs.theoffside.com/gratuitous-nudity/eric-abidal-fooballer-model.htmlLotte Cox2009-05-30 05:42:25 A Champions League winner's medal isn't enough for Barcelona's Eric Abidal -- not by a long shot. He's also working on a modeling career and, ... A Champions League winner's medal isn't enough for Barcelona's Eric Abidal -- not by a long shot. He's also working on a modeling career and, ...http://habs.theoffside.com/gratuitous-nudity/ogling-bojan-krkic-is-very-very-wrong.htmlLotte Cox2009-05-26 03:00:05 It's just that, well. It's awfully difficult to look away sometimes, isn't it? It's just that, well. It's awfully difficult to look away sometimes, isn't it?http://habs.theoffside.com/gratuitous-nudity/the-ongoing-mystery-of-marko-pantelics-crotch.htmlLotte Cox2009-05-12 05:05:43 As has been discussed here before, we've got a growing suspicion that Hertha's Marko Pantelic is actually a walking, talking Ken Doll. Not that we're ... As has been discussed here before, we've got a growing suspicion that Hertha's Marko Pantelic is actually a walking, talking Ken Doll. Not that we're ...http://habs.theoffside.com/gratuitous-nudity/dani-alves-proudly-unwaxed.htmlLotte Cox2009-05-07 06:00:41 Despite earning a card during the match that will rule him out of the Champions League final in Rome, Dani Alves was still fired up ... Despite earning a card during the match that will rule him out of the Champions League final in Rome, Dani Alves was still fired up ...http://habs.theoffside.com/gratuitous-nudity/mladen-petric-likes-paint-and-looking-hard.htmlLotte Cox2009-04-23 07:00:41 You know Mladen Petric -- he plays for Croatia (you can tell by the Slaven Bilic reflected in his hip shades) and, as of last ... You know Mladen Petric -- he plays for Croatia (you can tell by the Slaven Bilic reflected in his hip shades) and, as of last ...http://www.theoffside.com/daily-dose/weekend-dose-041909.htmlLaurie2009-04-19 20:32:51Some news to read as you watch the skills of Villareal coach Manuel Pellegrini: (Spotted on 101 Great Goals) (So do you ever think about linking to ...Some news to read as you watch the skills of Villareal coach Manuel Pellegrini: (Spotted on 101 Great Goals) (So do you ever think about linking to ...http://habs.theoffside.com/gratuitous-nudity/when-they-were-young-adrian-mutu.htmlLotte Cox2009-04-18 17:40:25 "Well hello, housekeeping! I've been expecting you -- come right in." "Well hello, housekeeping! I've been expecting you -- come right in."http://habs.theoffside.com/gratuitous-nudity/mmm-alexi-sanchez.htmlLotte Cox2009-04-14 07:45:46 Chile's Alexi Sanchez (that's him on our right, with the hip cleavage) moved from River Plate to Udinese in Italy this season. Disappointingly, apart from ... Chile's Alexi Sanchez (that's him on our right, with the hip cleavage) moved from River Plate to Udinese in Italy this season. Disappointingly, apart from ...http://habs.theoffside.com/gratuitous-nudity/i-love-dressing-room-celebrations.htmlWanda Touchim2009-04-13 03:22:41Maybe it is the joy of the players or their camaraderie that makes them so appealing. All that singing and laughing... Oh, who am I ...Maybe it is the joy of the players or their camaraderie that makes them so appealing. All that singing and laughing... Oh, who am I ...http://habs.theoffside.com/hot-ballers/fun-with-international-week.htmlAmanda Leerat2009-04-05 15:51:10A few photos from last week's international games: First, it is no secret that we are big fans of the manpile. Particularly when the camera ...A few photos from last week's international games: First, it is no secret that we are big fans of the manpile. Particularly when the camera ...http://habs.theoffside.com/gratuitous-nudity/pants-off-dance-off-without-the-dancing.htmlLotte Cox2009-04-04 07:25:05 What is it with footballers pulling their shorts down when they're distressed? Not, you understand, that we're complaining, it's just a strange habit for such ... What is it with footballers pulling their shorts down when they're distressed? Not, you understand, that we're complaining, it's just a strange habit for such ...http://habs.theoffside.com/gratuitous-nudity/brazilian-nt-maxin-and-relaxin.htmlLotte Cox2009-03-31 06:37:17 Brazil's (and Inter's) godlike keeper Julio Cesar takes a well-deserved break, joined by the singificantly less deserving Robinho. One assumes Robinho is there just to ... Brazil's (and Inter's) godlike keeper Julio Cesar takes a well-deserved break, joined by the singificantly less deserving Robinho. One assumes Robinho is there just to ...http://habs.theoffside.com/gratuitous-nudity/beckham-109-caps-and-still-stripping.htmlWanda Touchim2009-03-30 02:35:00David Beckham is one of those players that people either love or love to hate (or obsess over). There is no denying, he is beautiful ...David Beckham is one of those players that people either love or love to hate (or obsess over). There is no denying, he is beautiful ...http://habs.theoffside.com/gratuitous-nudity/frankie-hejduk-wait-frankie-hejduk.htmlAmanda Leerat2009-03-29 02:25:53 There is no reason for this photo to be sexy. Wind-snarled long hair, winter-pale skin... Nope, no reason at all. So why is it? P.S. ... There is no reason for this photo to be sexy. Wind-snarled long hair, winter-pale skin... Nope, no reason at all. So why is it? P.S. ...http://habs.theoffside.com/gratuitous-nudity/three-words-zlatan-hip-cleavage.htmlLotte Cox2009-03-21 07:39:26 The pictures are one thing, but seeing Zlatan's torso in glorious motion (as he graciously steps out of line to give the camera a clear ... The pictures are one thing, but seeing Zlatan's torso in glorious motion (as he graciously steps out of line to give the camera a clear ...http://habs.theoffside.com/gratuitous-nudity/appreciating-juan-pablo-angel.htmlLotte Cox2009-03-18 06:38:58 There are countless reasons to appreciate RBNY striker Juan Pablo Angel. The man's got ability that's made him a legend at every club that's ever ... There are countless reasons to appreciate RBNY striker Juan Pablo Angel. The man's got ability that's made him a legend at every club that's ever ...http://habs.theoffside.com/gratuitous-nudity/xisco-bringing-the-man-love.htmlLotte Cox2009-03-13 07:18:12 Xisco is currently sitting on the bench at Newcastle, which must be awfully depressing for him -- not only is he not playing, but he's ... Xisco is currently sitting on the bench at Newcastle, which must be awfully depressing for him -- not only is he not playing, but he's ...