Articles tagged with "gratuitous-nudity"
Vincent Kompany is Rapidly Becoming a Fan Favorite
By Lotte Cox | March 10th, 2009Given that he was on the Belgian Olympic team and they were a)seriously jacked, and b)prone to stripping, it won't have surprised Man City fans ...
Naked Footballers For Charity
By Wanda Touchim | March 2nd, 2009First off, I just want everyone to know that if you look at these photos, you are helping a worthwhile cause. In fact, I ...
Alert: David Blaine Has Taken Control of Chelsea
By Lotte Cox | February 28th, 2009It's one thing for Chelsea to invite David Blaine to join them in public for a bit of magical bonding. It's quite another, however, for ...
Man Love to the Max
By Ivanna Baller | February 27th, 2009Love on the football field doesn't get much better than this. PS: I was drinking soda when I watched. Bad idea because there are some ...
Mirko Vucinic Does the Basic Instinct Flash
By Amanda Leerat | February 26th, 2009Daryl over at The Offside's main page referred to this video clip as "the soccer equivalent of Sharon Stone in Basic Instinct."** Perfect allusion. ...
Gigi Buffon, Pulling One Back for Italy
By Wanda Touchim | February 25th, 2009After the first day of the Champions League knock-out rounds we are 2/3rds through the epic England vs Italy matches and Italy is one down. Despite ...
Good Morning, Harry Kewell
By Lotte Cox | February 24th, 2009A little wet, shirtless something to ease our Champions League-ravaged nerves. Just look, and try to breathe. (T-minus five hours til kickoff.)
Stop Press: Canna Took His Shirt Off! Oh, Wait.
By Lotte Cox | February 11th, 2009Ok, so it's not exactly news when Fabio Cannavaro gets his kit off, but that doesn't make it any less enjoyable. And now he's doing ...
Bending the Rules in a Speedo
By Lotte Cox | February 7th, 2009This is Duda Nagle. He's Brazilian actor. Ok, so he's not a footballer per se, but he's playing football, and that totally counts! Plus, I ...
How Would You Rate Francesco Totti?
By Amanda Leerat | February 6th, 2009No Totti, no party. Or so they say. (Oh, come on. Make it rhyme. Work with me here.) Not sure where ...
Gourcuff Keeps His Pants (But Nothing Else) On
By Lotte Cox | February 2nd, 2009Yoann Gourcuff must have heard that a punk kid with his name (mostly) was trying steal his Best Hairless French Torso title, because he was ...
Another Stripping Yoann (More Or Less)
By Lotte Cox | January 28th, 2009This one's actually a "Yohan," but when they're nearly naked, who's worrying about spelling? Everyone, meet Yohan Mollo. He plays for AS Monaco (and is ...
New Nike Campaign: Ramos, Fabregas, Drogba, Cole and Arshavin
By Lotte Cox | January 22nd, 2009Nike have a new line of jackets -- V for Victory, geddit? -- and for the ad campaign, they're photographing their favorite athletes both in ...
WAGs, HABs, Video Games and More: An Intro to Some of Our Quirkier Blogs
By Laurie | January 17th, 2009Last weekend I gave you a quick overview of our EPL blogs here at The Offside. Today I thought I'd introduce you to some ...
Thierry Henry Provides Beckham With Some Bulge Competition
By Amanda Leerat | January 16th, 2009You thought Beckham was the King of the Bulge? He has competition. This is an old photo, but it's new to us and ...
Luis Jimenez: When Footballer Calendars Go Wrong
By Lotte Cox | January 14th, 2009This is Luis Jimenez. He plays for Inter and, sometimes, Chile. His wife is a model, which I think explains a lot about the choices ...
HABs and Wolverhampton Discover Alan Gow
By Amanda Leerat | January 7th, 2009Occasionally we discover a player who is both newsworthy and HABs-worthy. Today, Scottish footballer Alan Gow is such a player. He may or ...
Another NSFW Footballer
By Lotte Cox | January 3rd, 2009This is Christian Brink. He plays for Norwegian side F.C. Lyn Oslo, and is apparently wildly popular among its fans. Can't imagine why -- nothing ...
Here's Something to Start Off 2009
By Ivanna Baller | January 1st, 2009It's our dearest wish that 2009 will feature even more stripping and sweaty manpiles from our favorite footballers. And naturally, our News Years resolution at ...
My Favorite Things of 2008, Part III
By Laurie | December 31st, 2008Chris and Daryl started this one out (although Daryl's was technically his "favourite" things, which I believe is entirely different.) Now it's my turn, ...
Ezequiel Lavezzi: Another Adorable Argie
By Lotte Cox | December 31st, 2008Generally, some sort of introduction goes here, but it's Lavezzi, and it's hard to be articulate around him. So, to sum up: Napoli, Argentina, Olympic ...
Some More Fun Videos to Remember 2008
By Laurie | December 30th, 2008Year-end is the time to give thanks for videos that stay up for an entire year. (As opposed to those taken down by video ...
We Love Cleats
By Amanda Leerat | December 27th, 2008Cleats grip. They grab. They pull. And oh, how we love them for it. (This photo is a blast from the past that ...
Marco Boriello: Never Subtle
By Lotte Cox | December 17th, 2008Generally in this situation I'd say something like "dumb as a box of hammers," but since Milan striker Marco Boriello's (ex) girlfriend recently cheated on ...
Offside Unleashed: Google Searches And You. And Me. And My Husband's Christmas Party
By Laurie | December 8th, 2008Okay, 'fess up. Which of you got here by googling "David Beckham's [man-part]?" Except that the search phrase wasn't actually [man-part]. It was the ...
Yoann Gourcuff Strips to his Bikini Undies. The Video.
By Laurie | December 6th, 2008[via ONTD] This is one of those posts that's going to make Chris and Daryl wake up and say, "Oh, dear Lord, what has she done ...
Gourcuff Stripping, Part Deux -- Now With Video
By Lotte Cox | December 6th, 2008Someone always finds these things (thanks, Two Yellow Cards). Pity about the watermarks, but beggars and choosers and all that. And, at (sort of) long last, ...
Gourcuff Removes His Shorts on the Pitch
By Amanda Leerat | December 5th, 2008Please forgive my slow fingers! By the time I realized what was happening in the Bordeaux-Valenciennes game today and did a screen save, Yoann ...
Naked Germans in the Locker Room. And Life is Good.
By Amanda Leerat | December 5th, 2008Not sure what the story is behind the "Poldi Cam," but whatever it is and whoever is responsible (Lukas Podolski, this would seem to have ...
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