Articles tagged with "gratuitous-nudity"
In France, Hostages Apparently Get Detained by Beautiful Women in Their Underwear
By Laurie | December 4th, 2008Apparently in France, when you get kidnapped and held against your will, you are tied to a chair by a beautiful model in her underwear ...
Yeah, That's Probably Not Worksafe
By Lotte Cox | November 30th, 2008This is the part of himself that Joaquin wants us to see without clothes covering it. Under the cut is a glimpse of the parts ...
Diego Forlan Could do a Flat Abs Infomercial
By Amanda Leerat | November 25th, 2008How flat is Atletico Madrid player Diego Forlan's belly? So flat you could probably use it for a ruler. (Quick. You hold him down while we ...
Just Another Well-Oiled Naked Italian
By Amanda Leerat | November 21st, 2008Which Italian player likes to get naked? Oh, wait. Trick question. The answer is all of them, of course! But with Il ...
Mmm. Luca Toni
By Amanda Leerat | November 14th, 2008We're going to call the luscious Luca Toni a four-tongue HAB. He misses the five-tongue cut-off only because he doesn't seem quite sure what ...
Um. Wow.
By Lotte Cox | November 5th, 2008This is Bernardo Corradi. He plays for Reggina. (Click to embiggen.) I don't know if one is supposed to say such a thing about men, but ...
Never Enough Zlatan
By Lotte Cox | November 1st, 2008It's been more than a week since we've featured him, so it's high time for More Zlatan. First, since it's being discussed in the comments ...
Sergio Ramos: Shoes and Not Much Else
By Ivanna Baller | October 30th, 2008(click to enlarge...you know you want to)
Weekend Quiz Answers: Whose Tattoos Were Whose?
By Laurie | October 26th, 2008First, if you haven't taken our tattoo quiz, stop by this post, then come back here for the answers. You guys were good at these. ...
That's a Cardable Offense, Mister!
By Lotte Cox | October 22nd, 2008Honestly, there's nothing that bothers me more in football than when players take their shirts off after they score. I mean, SURELY they know there's ...
A Five Tonguer: Yoann Gourcuff
By Ivanna Baller | October 19th, 2008This French hottie has been sizzling on and off the pitch for both Girondins Bordeaux and Les Bleus. He's been racking up goals and assists ...
Is He Made of Plastic?
By Lotte Cox | October 18th, 2008While he was busy becoming the best Japanese players of all time (at least until Shunsuke Nakamura came along), Hidetoshi Nakata never seemed to find ...
Eva Roob: From Defensive Mid to Adult Entertainment
By Daryl | October 15th, 2008Which do you think pays better: Playing defensive midfield in the German women's second division or taking your clothes off for Germany's adult entertainment industry? ...
Cross-Cultural Exchange
By Lotte Cox | October 12th, 2008[Click for larger version.] We swear we're not trying to turn this blog into ZABs, or something, but it's not every day a man makes Cristiano ...
Matteo Ferrari, AKA Wet Footballers v2
By Lotte Cox | October 11th, 2008Meet Matteo Ferrari. He's beautiful. And he's wet. He also plays for Genoa and has somehow managed to charm Aida Yespica, AKA Italy's Foremost Footballer Dater, into ...
Francesco Coco: On an Island and in the Shower
By Lotte Cox | October 8th, 2008Former Italy defender Francesco Coco -- that's him in front -- has dreams of a career in Hollywood. So far, though, all he's got to ...
While We're on the Topic of Bulges...
By Amanda Leerat | October 7th, 2008While I cannot match the dedication of my lovely co-blogger Ivanna, I can share her intense desire to keep you fully informed on everything relating ...
God Bless Al Gore
By Lotte Cox | October 4th, 2008In the dark days before the series of tubes known as "The Internets," we had to rely on ancient media like magazines and television for ...
Not That We're Complaining About Nudity, but What's With These Boys' Diaper Undies?
By Amanda Leerat | October 3rd, 2008I love Italy. It is a glorious country. Where else in the world do we find that "footy joy" and "spontaneous nudity" are ...
On Hot Players, HABs Offside, and Luis Figo's Potato
By Laurie | September 28th, 2008Men and those with sensitive stomachs may want to click out now. Still here? Okay. Don't say I didn't warn you. This post ...
Forget the Game. We're All About the Hot Bods. Welcome to HABs Offside
By Amanda Leerat | September 26th, 2008Ladies and gentlemen! Or...well...ladies. We would like to welcome you to HABs Offside, the for-the-ladies equivalent to our sister site, ...
Did You Know that Shep Messing Once Posed for a Nude Magazine Spread?
By Laurie | July 24th, 2008Do you want to know something truly disturbing? (Before I share, I need to tell you how this got started. You need to know this ...
A Streaking Video Filled With (Fuzzy) Gratuitous Nudity
By Laurie | July 14th, 2008I must tell you something before you watch this video. Not all of the streaking in this video is actually streaking. Some of ...
Video: Hot Russian Babe Discusses the Origins of the Word "Soccer"
By Laurie | July 8th, 2008I have an educational video for you, boys and girls. Or...well...boys. I know you've always wondered: Where did the word "soccer" come from? ...
For the Ladies: Spain in the Locker Room. (OR: What Kind of Undies Does Iker Casillas Wear?)
By Laurie | July 1st, 2008Euro 2008 is over. I just closed my bookmark folder and don't plan to reopen it. But we would be remiss in our ...
Quote of the Day: DC United's Doug Hicks
By Laurie | June 18th, 2008"As evidenced at United games for years, the passion of our supporters cannot possibly be contained by clothing. In extreme cases, Luciano Emilio goals ...
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