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Columbus Crew vs. Real Salt Lake Match Report Haiku

By James | July 14th, 2008

Bad at predictions Two - Zero Real Salt Lake Xango really works or, Shut out in Salt Lake Crew longballs: can't get it in That's what she said. Sigh.

Columbus Crew vs. Real Salt Lake Match Preview Haiku

By James | July 12th, 2008

Twelfth man plastic grass Schelotto commands midfield Rogers nets lone goal or: Salty lake of tears Yellow team victorious Hejduk removes shirt

FC Dallas vs. Kyle Beckerman

By Robert | June 5th, 2007

I don’t like Kyle Beckerman. Now some of you may wonder why I would spend time bashing such an untalented soccer player, you may see it ...

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