

Articles tagged with "haiku"
Columbus Crew vs. Real Salt Lake Match Report Haiku
By James | July 14th, 2008Bad at predictions Two - Zero Real Salt Lake Xango really works or, Shut out in Salt Lake Crew longballs: can't get it in That's what she said. Sigh.
Columbus Crew vs. Real Salt Lake Match Preview Haiku
By James | July 12th, 2008Twelfth man plastic grass Schelotto commands midfield Rogers nets lone goal or: Salty lake of tears Yellow team victorious Hejduk removes shirt
FC Dallas vs. Kyle Beckerman
By Robert | June 5th, 2007I don’t like Kyle Beckerman. Now some of you may wonder why I would spend time bashing such an untalented soccer player, you may see it ...





