Offside Rewind: There is No Escape

Thanks to Jack for sending the above image to tips[at]theoffside[dot]com Here are seven strories you may have missed on The Offside and WorldCupBlog this week... Do you ...

Henke Interested in Celtic Coaching Role

The King of Kings, Henrik Larsson, has recently announced that he would be very interested in a coaching role with Celtic. Larsson, who scored ...

Great Moments in Hunskelping History: Demolition Derby

Celtic meet their oldest and most fierce rivals this weekend. As the week progresses, we will look back at various great victories over Rangers and ...

Henrik Larsson Still Has Excellent Aim

This is too good not to share. It doesn't really need explaining, but let's do it anyway: Swedish goalscoring legend Henrik Larsson (formerly of Celtic, Man ...

Weekend Quiz Answers: Who Were Those World Cup Goal Scorers?

Yes, this was a tough quiz, given that I didn't give you any time parameters. The goals were scored over a forty-year period, from ...

Daily Dose: February 5th, 2009.

Stuff to read while you get a rock up the arse while your driver describes it with hand gestures......... Marco Materazzi still winning big bucks in ...

Henrik Larsson rumour isn't really that surprising

With a career that has included notable stops in Feyenoord, Celtic and even a short stint last year with Man Utd it isn't surprising to ...

Rangers Match Preview-Espanyolification.

Once again, Celtic and Rangers are virtually tied going into a clash together. Despite being the early month of August in the young SPL ...

The Return of the Khing?

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Sentanta is reporting that Swedish team Helsingborg has made it public that they are looking to sell HENRIK FUCKING LARSSON to either the ...

Henrik Larsson Returns For Sweden

Big shock heard round the international footballing world today: Henrik Larsson has returned and will join the Swedish national team in Swissautria for Euro 2008. ...

Celtic Have Seen the Last of Henrik Larsson's Tongue

Disappointing news today is that Henrik Larsson's and his trademark goal celebration definitely won't be seen at Celtic again. The legendary Swedish striker spent seven ...

Transfer Talk: Wenger - "I'm unhappy that he is unhappy and we will try to make him happy"

I love of the smell of transfer rumours in the morning. Smells like... well, actually it smells like things that probably won't happen. But if ...

Could It Be: Larsson to Return?

A fun rumor that has the Celticnet all aflutter is that Henrik "The King" Larsson is contemplating a return to Celtic Park (relevant portions about ...

Great day in the UEFA Cup

Some excellent matches today, with everything you could want from a day of European football. Comebacks, underdog wins, a few dominating performances and a ...

Prematch: Galatasaray hosts Helsingborg, This is Hakan vs Henrik....

If you ask any Galatasaray fan, victories in Europe are more important than all the trophies of Turkey. As Ali Sami Yen, immortal founder of ...

MLS Week 24 Review: What Does Henrik Larsson Have to do with MLS Anyway?

Former New England Revs star Clint Dempsey scored again for Fulham this week, further cementing his reputation in the Premiership. Meanwhile Eddie Johnson has been ...

Henrik Larsson--King of Kings

Why do tribute videos always have some slow, sappy, lame Brit pop background music? It makes no sense to me at all. When ...

Today's Small Bits of United News

*Sir Alex is in a bullish mood ahead of next season's title defense... *Are Barcelona trying to tempt United with a swap deal? *The Telegraph's Henry Winter ...

Some Manchester United Quick Bits for Today

* United stay in the winners column this week... (Football 365) * Kept apart in the draw - United vs. Chelsea is no guarantee... (BBC) * ...

United Take a Quick Break -- Take on Europe

Shouldn't the headline read "The World's Greatest Players in One Place - plus Kieran Richardson?". Just a thought. So what do you do when ...

The Unlikeliest of Scenarios - Alan Smith Might be The Savior

Alan Smith may not be the World's most skillful player - but you could never question his commitment. This aside though, I'm surely not ...

Not the Greatest United Performance Ever - Aaah Henrik!

If This is Really it For You - Then Thank You and Goodbye

Well United fans - we most likely witnessed Henrik Larsson's first and possibly last Champions League goal in a Red shirt. Coupled with month ...

I'm Not Sure Why You're So Happy Sir Alex Ferguson

I'm sure Sir Alex had a smile to rival the Joker on the drive back from Anfield - but surely it's been firmly wiped ...

A Few Manchester United Quick Bits for Today

* The aftermath of United's Anfield raid causes both sets of fans to grab their keyboards... * So it seems like there's absolutely no chance ...

United Quick Bits

* It might seem an unlikely choice to many - but a potential successor to Sir Alex has been identified... * Gary Neville doesn't sit ...

A Quick Bite for February 7th

* The absence of Paul Scholes leaves a gaping hole in the heart of England's midfield... * Oh the comforts and glamor of being ...

A Quick Bite for February 2nd

* United's lack of activity in the transfer window doesn't pose any immediate concern... * Henrik Larsson full of praise for the talent of the ...

Larsson a Happy Man Right Now

It's nice to read just how much Henrik Larsson seems to be feeling at home at Old Trafford - and the boost it's given ...

A Quick Bite for January 29th

* A fan in the stand's view from inside Old Trafford on FA Cup day... * Impressive loanee keeper will come back to the club ...