Articles tagged with "hot-ballers"
When They Were Young: Adrian Mutu
By Lotte Cox | April 18th, 2009"Well hello, housekeeping! I've been expecting you -- come right in."
"Teaching Reading Through Football the Pretty Way," by Diego
By Amanda Leerat | April 16th, 2009This is Diego. Diego plays football for Werder Bremen. See Diego score! Good, Diego! Good! Score against the Italians! Diego ...
Mmm ... Alexi Sanchez
By Lotte Cox | April 14th, 2009Chile's Alexi Sanchez (that's him on our right, with the hip cleavage) moved from River Plate to Udinese in Italy this season. Disappointingly, apart from ...
Lionel Messi: Everybody Look Up
By Amanda Leerat | April 11th, 2009It is probably illegal to engage in bulge-watching with a player this young. So stop looking already. (Nice -- um -- haircut, Leo.) ...
An Anonymous Package with Your Morning Coffee
By Lotte Cox | April 9th, 2009No idea who this team are or where they play (if you recognize them, help us out in the comments), but, damn, dude on the ...
Didier Drogba Has A Lot Going For Him
By Wanda Touchim | April 8th, 2009He can totally rock the Armani. . . He doesn't wear an undershirt - not even in March, in Turin. . . . And he looks great in orange (no easy ...
Blast from the Past: Dennis Bergkamp
By Amanda Leerat | April 7th, 2009Dear Dennis Bergkamp, We once read that Thierry Henry said that you were best up front. We thought he meant something else entirely. And while we're ...
Fun With International Week
By Amanda Leerat | April 5th, 2009A few photos from last week's international games: First, it is no secret that we are big fans of the manpile. Particularly when the camera ...
Pants-Off Dance-Off! (Without the Dancing)
By Lotte Cox | April 4th, 2009What is it with footballers pulling their shorts down when they're distressed? Not, you understand, that we're complaining, it's just a strange habit for such ...
Brazilian NT: Maxin' and Relaxin'
By Lotte Cox | March 31st, 2009Brazil's (and Inter's) godlike keeper Julio Cesar takes a well-deserved break, joined by the singificantly less deserving Robinho. One assumes Robinho is there just to ...
Beckham - 109 Caps and Still Stripping
By Wanda Touchim | March 30th, 2009David Beckham is one of those players that people either love or love to hate (or obsess over). There is no denying, he is beautiful ...
Gabriel Tamas: A Romanian Not Named Mutu
By Lotte Cox | March 26th, 2009This is Gabriel Tamas. He plays for Dinamo Bucharest and the Romanian national team, and is ridiculously, infuriatingly beautiful. (Contrary to the impression this picture ...
Three Words: Zlatan. Hip. Cleavage.
By Lotte Cox | March 21st, 2009The pictures are one thing, but seeing Zlatan's torso in glorious motion (as he graciously steps out of line to give the camera a clear ...
Xisco: Eagerly Bringing the Man-Love
By Lotte Cox | March 13th, 2009Xisco is currently sitting on the bench at Newcastle, which must be awfully depressing for him -- not only is he not playing, but he's ...
Vincent Kompany is Rapidly Becoming a Fan Favorite
By Lotte Cox | March 10th, 2009Given that he was on the Belgian Olympic team and they were a)seriously jacked, and b)prone to stripping, it won't have surprised Man City fans ...
Some European Weekend Man Love
By Amanda Leerat | March 7th, 2009How can I show my love for you? Let me count the ways. I can hold your hand. And again. Or we can engage ...
What a Difference a Little Dirt Makes
By Wanda Touchim | March 6th, 2009Post-apocalyptic warrior Rafael van der Vaart of Real Madrid saves the world in nothing but a pair of football shorts. These images were produced as part ...
Mmm ... Bernardo Corradi
By Lotte Cox | March 5th, 2009Yes, Bernardo Corradi has been mentioned here before. In case you were wondering, he still plays for Reggina, and they're still awful, which may ...
Naked Footballers For Charity
By Wanda Touchim | March 2nd, 2009First off, I just want everyone to know that if you look at these photos, you are helping a worthwhile cause. In fact, I ...
Alert: David Blaine Has Taken Control of Chelsea
By Lotte Cox | February 28th, 2009It's one thing for Chelsea to invite David Blaine to join them in public for a bit of magical bonding. It's quite another, however, for ...
Gigi Buffon, Pulling One Back for Italy
By Wanda Touchim | February 25th, 2009After the first day of the Champions League knock-out rounds we are 2/3rds through the epic England vs Italy matches and Italy is one down. Despite ...
Inter Milan vs. Manchester United Preview...From a HABS perspective
By Ivanna Baller | February 23rd, 2009Tomorrow hails the exciting return of one of club football's most exciting tournaments, the Champions League. A lot of interesting match ups are taking place ...
Hottie World Cup Voting Starts Tomorrow
By Amanda Leerat | February 22nd, 2009Because we believe in ogler solidarity, we want to bring to your attention the Hottie World Cup, created by fellow player oglers over at -- ...
Adrian Mutu Just Keeps Getting Prettier
By Amanda Leerat | February 21st, 2009That whole ugly drug issue is behind him now (aside from that unfortunate money thing.) Maybe that's why Adrian Mutu just seems to be ...
Joaquín: Not Exactly Shy
By Lotte Cox | February 19th, 2009This, apparently, is how they used to celebrate at Real Betis: Joaquín would dance, and teammates would (presumably) take turns as his partner/groper. Man. God ...
Mitchell Langerak: Adorkable Aussie
By Lotte Cox | February 14th, 2009The A-League admittedly doesn't get enough attention around here so, in an effort to correct that situation, we'd like to present Mitchell Langerak. He's a ...
Oh Becks
By Ivanna Baller | February 13th, 2009If there is one thing I love about you (okay, maybe lots), it's that you are always willing to show off a bit more thigh ...
The Pretty Celebration of Fernando Llorente
By Amanda Leerat | February 12th, 2009We love it when players score their first international goals. We love it even more when these players celebrate prettily, with flowing curls unsullied ...
So What is the HABs Blog, Really?
By Amanda Leerat | February 10th, 2009We will soon return to our regularly-schedule gratuitous nudity. In the meantime, we thought you might enjoy an artistics representation of the HABs blog, ...
Bending the Rules in a Speedo
By Lotte Cox | February 7th, 2009This is Duda Nagle. He's Brazilian actor. Ok, so he's not a footballer per se, but he's playing football, and that totally counts! Plus, I ...
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