Articles tagged with "hot-ballers"
How Would You Rate Francesco Totti?
By Amanda Leerat | February 6th, 2009No Totti, no party. Or so they say. (Oh, come on. Make it rhyme. Work with me here.) Not sure where ...
Gourcuff Keeps His Pants (But Nothing Else) On
By Lotte Cox | February 2nd, 2009Yoann Gourcuff must have heard that a punk kid with his name (mostly) was trying steal his Best Hairless French Torso title, because he was ...
Agony in the Rain
By Lotte Cox | February 1st, 2009Anyone who's spent any time watching Nuno Gomes play knows that he makes faces of the "OH MY GOD WHY ME!?!?" variety many, many times ...
Mmmmmm....Pheromones
By Amanda Leerat | January 31st, 2009Lucky Sergio Ramos. The nose buried in one armpit? The lovely Raul's. The nose in the other? Wesley Sneijder's. I guess ...
A Tale of Two Hugs
By Amanda Leerat | January 29th, 2009Here we have the lovely boys of Uruguay, showing us two ways to deliver a hug. To our left, we have the manly Happy Bro Hug. ...
Another Stripping Yoann (More Or Less)
By Lotte Cox | January 28th, 2009This one's actually a "Yohan," but when they're nearly naked, who's worrying about spelling? Everyone, meet Yohan Mollo. He plays for AS Monaco (and is ...
New Nike Campaign: Ramos, Fabregas, Drogba, Cole and Arshavin
By Lotte Cox | January 22nd, 2009Nike have a new line of jackets -- V for Victory, geddit? -- and for the ad campaign, they're photographing their favorite athletes both in ...
Footballer Dads: Robbie Savage and Shay Given
By Lotte Cox | January 21st, 2009It's easy to forget that Robbie Savage is still a going concern in the football world (and there are a lot of people who actually ...
Thierry Henry Provides Beckham With Some Bulge Competition
By Amanda Leerat | January 16th, 2009You thought Beckham was the King of the Bulge? He has competition. This is an old photo, but it's new to us and ...
Luis Jimenez: When Footballer Calendars Go Wrong
By Lotte Cox | January 14th, 2009This is Luis Jimenez. He plays for Inter and, sometimes, Chile. His wife is a model, which I think explains a lot about the choices ...
Iker and Iker
By Lotte Cox | January 10th, 2009I don't know any more about this than what it says -- it seems to be part of an old, Russian Nike Reebok campaign. The ...
The Reason We Have a "Freaking Adorable" Tag
By Lotte Cox | January 7th, 2009Messi and Bojan: So young and precious, they celebrate by holding hands. (Click to super-size.) Awwwwwwww!
HABs and Wolverhampton Discover Alan Gow
By Amanda Leerat | January 7th, 2009Occasionally we discover a player who is both newsworthy and HABs-worthy. Today, Scottish footballer Alan Gow is such a player. He may or ...
Michael Ballack, Yes Yes?
By Ivanna Baller | January 5th, 2009Very few men are born with the gift of looking hot 24/7. Michael Ballack happens to be one of them. Bonus: The following video explains why ...
Another NSFW Footballer
By Lotte Cox | January 3rd, 2009This is Christian Brink. He plays for Norwegian side F.C. Lyn Oslo, and is apparently wildly popular among its fans. Can't imagine why -- nothing ...
Ezequiel Lavezzi: Another Adorable Argie
By Lotte Cox | December 31st, 2008Generally, some sort of introduction goes here, but it's Lavezzi, and it's hard to be articulate around him. So, to sum up: Napoli, Argentina, Olympic ...
Happy Boca Boy
By Lotte Cox | December 27th, 2008Despite losing their last match, Boca Juniors won a crazy, three-legged playoff to take the Apertura title last week, something which made a lot of ...
We Love Cleats
By Amanda Leerat | December 27th, 2008Cleats grip. They grab. They pull. And oh, how we love them for it. (This photo is a blast from the past that ...
Cristiano Ronaldo: Is That a Pick or a Scratch?
By Amanda Leerat | December 21st, 2008So why is it that boys grab on when they're happy? (Such as after winning the Club World Cup?) Wait. Never mind. Stupid question. ...
The Beckham Has Landed
By Lotte Cox | December 20th, 2008OMG DAVID BECKHAM YOU GUYS! (That sounded convincing, right?) Unless you've been under a (lovely, media frenzy-damping) rock for the past month or two, you're well ...
Santander Celebrate Prettily
By Amanda Leerat | December 19th, 2008Look! It's a goal celebration! Kind of like a dogpile, only prettier and with slightly less sweat and testosterone. (Which probably ...
Marco Boriello: Never Subtle
By Lotte Cox | December 17th, 2008Generally in this situation I'd say something like "dumb as a box of hammers," but since Milan striker Marco Boriello's (ex) girlfriend recently cheated on ...
Poll: Who Strips Better, Gourcuff or Vucinic?
By Amanda Leerat | December 16th, 2008Who Strips Better? ( polls) In case you missed it, we had more strippage over the weekend. What does this ...
Palermo Clean Up Awfully Well
By Lotte Cox | December 13th, 2008The helpless one (too young, presumably, to know how to tie his own tie) is Simon Kjær, old man Federico Balzaretti is helping him out, ...
Lorik Cana is Really, Really Bad
By Amanda Leerat | December 11th, 2008Still photos never quite do justice to the bad-boy hotness of Marseille captain Lorik Cana. This video, though, gets it just right.
Gourcuff Balances With His Tougue
By Amanda Leerat | December 9th, 2008Not the best photo of Yoann Gourcuff, perhaps, and taken in not-the-best game for Bordeaux (a 0-2 loss to Roma.) But we take what ...
A Milan Baros Manpile to End Your Weekend on a High Note
By Amanda Leerat | December 7th, 2008I think this was a week or two ago, but a good manpile is like a fine wine -- it only gets better with age. ...
Gourcuff Removes His Shorts on the Pitch
By Amanda Leerat | December 5th, 2008Please forgive my slow fingers! By the time I realized what was happening in the Bordeaux-Valenciennes game today and did a screen save, Yoann ...
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