Articles tagged with "joaquin"
Valencia 2 - 2 Dynamo: Cool Hand Kravets
By Yevy | February 28th, 2009Facing an uphill battle in the return leg of their UEFA Cup tie with Valencia, Dynamo were in search of a hero. Trailing on ...
Valencia - Dynamo Preview: Who Will Step Up?
By Yevy | February 26th, 2009To prolong their up and down European campaign Dynamo will have to breach Valencia's suspect defense Thursday at the Mestalla. The hosts take an ...
Joaquín: Not Exactly Shy
By Lotte Cox | February 19th, 2009This, apparently, is how they used to celebrate at Real Betis: Joaquín would dance, and teammates would (presumably) take turns as his partner/groper. Man. God ...
Dynamo 1 - 1 Valencia: Ten > Twelve
By Yevy | February 19th, 2009The result was not what they were hoping for, but all things considered Dynamo have to be pleased with their effort. After spotting an ...
Broke Bat Mountain
By Yevy | February 16th, 2009Get it? They can't pay their players, their crest is adorned by a bat, and they are a massive obstacle standing in the way ...
Valencia v Sevilla Preview; With the Kids?
By Anthony | January 21st, 2009So today we take a trip to the ever-historic Mastalla, probably the nicest fútbol stadium in all of Spain (in my opinion anyway). We ...
Winter Break News And Notes
By Yevy | January 9th, 2009After securing passage to the UEFA Cup knockout stage with a 1-0 victory over listless Fenerbahce, Dynamo players began their well-deserved vacation, and so did ...
Yeah, That's Probably Not Worksafe
By Lotte Cox | November 30th, 2008This is the part of himself that Joaquin wants us to see without clothes covering it. Under the cut is a glimpse of the parts ...
Wingless Wonders?
By wan | July 31st, 2008Whenever anyone chooses to follow a football club, for some it is because of certain star players while for others it is the glory and ...
As Your World Turns, Valencia Edition
By chris | May 22nd, 2008Good lord. You'd think that after the abysmal stretch they spent together Valencia players and Ronald Koeman would love nothing more than to never speak ...
Ronald Koeman Not Missed In Spain, But Wanted Everywhere Else
By chris | April 25th, 2008It's been a hectic year for Ronald Koeman, swapping hilly Holland for Spain, and it appears he's the type that doesn't stay single for long, ...
Somebody Stop the Lies!
By Gianni | August 7th, 2007Calciomercato journalists are evil, ruthless, conscience-less beings, and that's a fact. I've learned to deal with it over the years, trying to block out images ...
And Today in Non-Champions League News: Transfers Rumors (And a Few Other Things)
By Martha | May 23rd, 2007•The killjoys at Milan are insisting they've had no talks (Outside, one assumes, of "Hey Andriy. Jose is an asshole. Good-looking bastard though, isn't he?") ...
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