Rumor Mill: Joey to United, Carlo in for Landy Cakes?

The latest from the back pages... 1. Joe Cole open to move to Manchester United Joey's situation is well-documented. Carlo has all but chucked him to the ...

Recap: Manchester City 4, Chelsea 2

Feel you, Roman. Had the same face afterward. There will be those who call it poetic justice? But then, what about the pro-Foucault crowd? No complaints. A ...

Poll: Should Joe Cole get a new contract?

I know I'm not the only one thinking it. Joe Cole has hardly been Joe Cole this season. In fact, when was the last time ...

Recap: Chelsea 3, Birmingham 0

There were many, including Sir Alex Ferguson, who questioned Chelsea's potential in January. No Africans? No threat, they said. Care to rephrase, good sirs? It was another ...

Ancelotti: Joe Cole staying at Chelsea

The papers -- and the Web sites, mind you -- have been deluded with talk of Joe Cole leaving Chelsea. Contract talks have stalled, they ...

Rant Box: Chelsea v Sunderland

Joey wants a new contract.

Happy New Year! Got a resolution?

Happy New Year from Joey Boy's wifey, Carly Zucker... May 2010 bring success, hardware, and more importantly, stability to Chelsea Football Club. As you can see, ...

Rant Box: Chelsea v United

We at the Chelsea Offside wish Joey Cole a happy 28th birthday. Celebrate it with a goal against the Mancs, my boy.

Jagshemash! Chelsea 4, Bolton 0

It's a celebration, bitches. Via the Guardian ... "The competition may change, the advertising hoardings spinning to proclaim Champions League or Premier League or Carling Cup, but ...

Should the FA do more to protect Skillful players?

So, after just coming back from injury, and then getting a kicking from Liam Ridgewell, Theo Wallcott will be out for ...

Rant Box: Chelsea v APOEL

It's time to get back to work. And back to winning. Carlo Ancelotti's first real test as Chelsea manager arrives today when the Blues resume Group ...

Rant Box: Chelsea v QPR

Fantastic display on the weekend at home to Tottenham -- sans the Drogba scare, of course. Now that we know the terrifying Ivorian is going to ...

It's Knockout Time! - Champions League Wednesday Preview

If you aren’t physically and emotionally drained after Tuesday’s Champions League action, then just wait and see what Wednesday has in store for you. ...

New Nike Campaign: Ramos, Fabregas, Drogba, Cole and Arshavin

Nike have a new line of jackets -- V for Victory, geddit? -- and for the ad campaign, they're photographing their favorite athletes both in ...

Reader poll part II: Downing or N'Zogbia?

So we've all heard the nonsense in the media about Stuart Downing and the ongoing saga between him and Tottenham on his impending departure from ...

Holiday recap: More fun

It was quite a Christmas for Chelsea. First, the Blues picked up a vital three points in a 2-0 win over West Brom at Stamford Bridge. ...

John Barnes makes harsh comments about Bazza

Has Gareth Barry got what it takes to be an important player for England? Not according to ex-Liverpool and England winger John Barnes. He has ...

While We're on the Topic of Bulges...

While I cannot match the dedication of my lovely co-blogger Ivanna, I can share her intense desire to keep you fully informed on everything relating ...

Blues for England

Don Fabio announced his England international squad for the World Cup qualifiers against Kazakhstan and Belarus over the weekend. Among the 23-man squad are four Chelsea ...

Gallery: Chelsea 2, Aston Villa 0

Another 8 goal thriller anyone?

Last time Villa played Chelsea at Stamford Bridge was on Boxing Day of last year and very few will have forgotten the game. Most Villa ...

A special thank you goes out to ...

Salomon Kalou for preserving Chelsea's home unbeaten run. And for bailing out Nicolas "I have no business being here" Anelka and Joe "I don't pass" ...

Croatia 1-4 England - At last England impress

A Theo Walcott hat-trick and Wayne Rooney's first England goal in almost a year were enough to give England the victory in what was Croatia's ...

IOSS: "When Wayne Met Fabio"

While Jose is back in Milan cuddling with Ricardo Quaresma, we were treated to a one on one between The Boy and Fabio Capello. There ...

Fabio, are you effing kidding me?!

No Ashley Young? No effing Ashley Young in your competitive England squad?! Am I watching a different sport to you or what? The guy is ...

Liveblog: Chelsea/Spurs

Here we are, Live, right now forChelsea Vs Spurs match. If your unable to get to a TV, don't have Sky, or just plain want ...

Match Recap: Throwing down the gauntlet

So much for settling in. Uncle Phil set Stamford Bridge ablaze on his debut, guiding Chelsea to a superlative 4-0 win over Portsmouth in the Premiership ...

Gallery: Chelsea 4, Portsmouth 0

Seriously Fabio, no Ashley Young?!

Fabio Capello yesterday named his England squad for the friendly against the Czech Republic, but the HUGE surprise for me is the omission of Ashley ...

Rumours, rumours… you gotta love these rumours

Joe Cole, Jaroslav Plašil and Carlos Cuéllar are coming to Villa Park and Barry's staying. Allegedly. Today's papers come with some pretty wild rumours about The ...