Derby: Your Team's Favorite Team

Indeed. If you're keen on erasing a poor result, dismissing crisis talk or just scoring a few dozen goals to boost your self-esteem, then ...

Chelsea Take a Diiiiiive

What Your Goal Celebration Says About You

You can tell a lot about a man by the way he celebrates his goals. I think so anyway. And watching Chelsea's four goalscorers celebrate ...

Another Rant about England

When England is barely capable of beating Austria in a friendly, at a time when the team should be at the peak of its form, ...

Joe Cole, John Terry and Frank Lampard have their Man Parts Cursed

In the run up to England's Euro 2008 match in Russia on Wednesday there was a lot of talk about the danger England's players faced ...

Valencia 1-2 Chelsea AGAIN in the Mestalla

Never in a million years did I expect to write such a surprising scoreline as written in the the subject header line. I have always ...

Latest Transfer Deadline Chaos

Here are just a few bits of lies and speculation hot off the press, courtesy of our friends at bbc.com: Gutti: The Real Madrid midfielder was ...

My EPL Predictions

Champions: Chelsea Though it pains me to say it, Mickey Mouse FC made all the right moves during the offseason. First, they boosted their backline ...

Brondby 0-2 Chelsea RESULT

To update proceedings from below, Chelsea were a far better team in the second half against Brondby and they were truly inspired by the second-half ...

Buddha and the penalty box (vid)

Rafa was just classic yesterday during the penalties, sitting Indian style, calmly looking on. My favorite part is when he checks his watch. ...

Typical Liverpool match

I've drank enough to kill a baby elephant so I'll keep this short and sweet. We were the better team today and deserved to ...

And the envelope reads...

Reina, Finnan, Riise, Carragher, Agger, Mascherano, Gerrard, Pennant, Zenden, Crouch, Kuyt. Subs - Padelli, Arbeloa, Hyypia, Fowler, Gonzalez, Alonso, Bellamy. Zenden on the left is a ...

We WILL Score at Anfield!!

Finally Chelsea scored a goal in Europe against the 'Scum' of Liverpool. Five matches and finally a goal. What makes Joey's first half goal ...

Chelsea 1, Liverpool 0

I'm not sure what to say about this match. I'm not wholly unhappy with the result. We're more than capable of winning the ...

Chelsea 1, Liverpool 0: First half thoughts

Like I said, Joe Cole worries me. Riise is playing like shit. If our offense is going to go through Zenden, we're fucked. Gerrard may have started on ...

Nothing to do with LFC, but funny

Here's a karaoke version of Yesterday by the Beatles for West Ham United. For Lucas Neill: If Tevez would like to play for a club that's bilingual... ...

Chelsea v Valencia

For the Porto game I sat in the Shed Upper. For the Valencia game I will sitting in the Upper Tier of the Matthew Harding ...

BBC London Sports Awards Honor Gunners

But not, it should be noted, Thierry Henry. The Arsenal striker's run of not winning awards is safely intact as Joe Cole (um...okay) was ...

Blackburn Rovers 0-2 Chelsea

Jose sent out a clear message of intent last night at Ewood Park with his selected team announcing 'We want to win the Carling Cup.' ...